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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:24 am 
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In 5th grade this kid named Francis stabbed two other kids on two separate occasions. In the neck! He never came back after the second one.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:59 am 
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This is what happens when schools allow pencils:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEM3_LGGt8

(Warning: Not Safe for Life)

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:24 am 
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A first grader stabbed me in the hand with a pencil, but he was very angry, and I thin if he hadn't had access to pencils he would have made weapons out of other things. Short of teaching in a padded room, you can't make school 100% safe.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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A guy in Year One did this when I was a kid, stabbed himself in the hand.

Wrap your kids in bubble wrap and cotton wool people! Everything is a weapon of mass destruction.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:36 am 
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Veglicious wrote:
A guy in Year One did this when I was a kid, stabbed himself in the hand.

Wrap your kids in bubble wrap and cotton wool people! Everything is a weapon of mass destruction.

No, no, just the crayola colored pencil multipac

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:53 am 
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I'm surprised so many of you also have accidental graphite tattoos. I have one in the palm of my right hand.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:44 am 
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I either have pencil or a splinter in my hand. I don't remember which, but it's been there for years.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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the final straw for my brother in public school was when he stabbed a teenager in his thigh, with a pencil. shortly thereafter it was off to a group home.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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I have 2 graphite tattoos. I stabbed myself once in elementary school and once in middle school.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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This thread is great. My brother used a pencil to stab his teacher in the neck when he was about six. I think we should bring erasable pens back.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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oink wrote:
This thread is great. My brother used a pencil to stab his teacher in the neck when he was about six. I think we should bring erasable pens back.


Eh, pens are just as bad. I stabbed someone almost clear through the skin between his index finger and thumb with a pen.


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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I have this moment of hesitation whenever I'm going on a plane and they ask me whether anything in my luggage can be used as a weapon. My brain starts imagining how I could do some awesome ninja shiitake with a belt and a hardcover book.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
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hoveringdog wrote:
I have this moment of hesitation whenever I'm going on a plane and they ask me whether anything in my luggage can be used as a weapon. My brain starts imagining how I could do some awesome ninja shiitake with a belt and a hardcover book.


It's really hard not to say, "Well, if I had to, I suppose I could strangle someone with a knee sock. And I bet I could jab my toothbrush in someone's eye. If someone else held them still I could bore them to death with photos of my kids!"


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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:19 am 
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penny dreadful wrote:
oink wrote:
This thread is great. My brother used a pencil to stab his teacher in the neck when he was about six. I think we should bring erasable pens back.


Eh, pens are just as bad. I stabbed someone almost clear through the skin between his index finger and thumb with a pen.


I don't know if children are capable of the strength needed to break the skin with an erasable pen.

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 Post subject: Re: Red Alert: Pencils banned in elementary school
PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:33 am 
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Fee wrote:
penny dreadful wrote:
oink wrote:
This thread is great. My brother used a pencil to stab his teacher in the neck when he was about six. I think we should bring erasable pens back.


Eh, pens are just as bad. I stabbed someone almost clear through the skin between his index finger and thumb with a pen.


I don't know if children are capable of the strength needed to break the skin with an erasable pen.


I have a feeling that too many of us have learned the shocking degree of many children's strength the hard way.


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