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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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Congratulations! A tofu pup on the way!

Baby will find a way to fit. I'm only 5'4" and I had a 10.5 pound baby. You just start to move sloowwwwwly after awhile and you only get up from a seated position when it's necessary. Absolutely necessary.


My vagina just tried to spit my ovaries out when it read that.

Your vagina can read?!

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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j-dub wrote:
fezza wrote:
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Congratulations! A tofu pup on the way!

Baby will find a way to fit. I'm only 5'4" and I had a 10.5 pound baby. You just start to move sloowwwwwly after awhile and you only get up from a seated position when it's necessary. Absolutely necessary.


My vagina just tried to spit my ovaries out when it read that.

Your vagina can read?!


Yours can't?!


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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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j-dub wrote:
fezza wrote:
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Congratulations! A tofu pup on the way!
Baby will find a way to fit. I'm only 5'4" and I had a 10.5 pound baby. You just start to move sloowwwwwly after awhile and you only get up from a seated position when it's necessary. Absolutely necessary.

My vagina just tried to spit my ovaries out when it read that.

Your vagina can read?!
Mine can only read ASL. We've learned to adjust.

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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Mine can't read anything. :( I feel so inadequate.

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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How wonderful! Congratulations Tofulish!!


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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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I'm loving the new thread title.

And ALSO...I just want to re-state how happy I am for you Tofulish. I'm waving happy baby vibes in your general direction.


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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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And don't worry. Babies aren't very tall. You'll find room.

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Desdemona wrote:
j-dub wrote:
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My vagina just tried to spit my ovaries out when it read that.

Your vagina can read?!
Mine can only read ASL. We've learned to adjust.


Mine can only read braille. It's awkward.

Congrats Tofulish! I'm so happy for you guys!

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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vegetalion wrote:
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Your vagina can read?!
Mine can only read ASL. We've learned to adjust.

Mine can only read braille. It's awkward.
Now I'm picturing a really awkward remake of The Miracle Worker!

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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And don't worry. Babies aren't very tall. You'll find room.


<3

Also, you may look like this. Results may vary.

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eta: Livi suggests that it was quite boring in my tummy, so you might want to fun it up for tofetus some how - okay?

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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Congrats Tofulish and Mr. Tofulish!!!


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Desdemona wrote:
Now I'm picturing a really hot remake of The Miracle Worker!

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I am so glad I chose today to check the PPK for the first time in like 2 months. <3 <3 <3


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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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Oh my gosh this is so exciting! I haven't been around much either and am so happy after reading the outcome of this thread I could cry! Yeah little tofoetus! Let's make it another awesome 11/6 birth! We turned out okay so it must be a great day to be born!

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 Post subject: Re: Fertility treatments (which lead to a baby Tofetus!)
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eta: Livi suggests that it was quite boring in my tummy, so you might want to fun it up for tofetus some how - okay?


This is brilliant.

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appifanie wrote:
FootFace wrote:
And don't worry. Babies aren't very tall. You'll find room.


<3

Also, you may look like this. Results may vary.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/ltlghiagrl/Baby/39w1d-1.jpg

eta: Livi suggests that it was quite boring in my tummy, so you might want to fun it up for tofetus some how - okay?

I am 5'8" and I looked like that. Pregnancy is awkward all around. <3

Also, Livi is so cute.

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How awesome!! Congratulations!!

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Now I'm picturing a really hot remake of The Miracle Worker!
Pervert. (Who will play Helen "Hotpants" Keller and Anne "Sultry" Sullivan?)

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Desdemona wrote:
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Now I'm picturing a really hot remake of The Miracle Worker!
Pervert. (Who will play Helen "Hotpants" Keller and Anne "Sultry" Sullivan?)


I don't want to say.

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FootFace wrote:
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Now I'm picturing a really hot remake of The Miracle Worker!
Pervert. (Who will play Helen "Hotpants" Keller and Anne "Sultry" Sullivan?)


And how will they show Anne Sullivan teaching Helen about water?

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Wow! Congratulations! <3 <3 <3

vegetalion wrote:
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eta: Livi suggests that it was quite boring in my tummy, so you might want to fun it up for tofetus some how - okay?


This is brilliant.

Yes. Hang a disco glitter ball in there or something!

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Pervert. (Who will play Helen "Hotpants" Keller and Anne "Sultry" Sullivan?)


And how will they show Anne Sullivan teaching Helen about water? [/quote]

Of course they'll cast Annie Sprinkle as Anne Sullivan. That solves both questions!

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glitter ball! excellent suggestion. maybe swallow a tiny one? ;)

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Sra. Nooch wrote:
appifanie wrote:
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And don't worry. Babies aren't very tall. You'll find room.


<3

Also, you may look like this. Results may vary.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/ltlghiagrl/Baby/39w1d-1.jpg

eta: Livi suggests that it was quite boring in my tummy, so you might want to fun it up for tofetus some how - okay?

I am 5'8" and I looked like that. Pregnancy is awkward all around. <3

Also, Livi is so cute.


yeah, i've known quite tall girls who got huge bellehs and tiny girls who hardly showed at all.

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holy....i can't believe i didn't see this before! Congrats Tofulish, I'm so happy for you!!


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