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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:57 am 
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All quotes by Phineas, now age 3.5.

"I'm learning to swim. It's like farting, but with your mouth."

"Speaking of worms . . . where is Shelby [the dog]?"

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:32 am 
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BP (a little over 3)

my husband: do you want to get a potty seat that goes on the big potty?
BP: yeah then you (meaning herself) wont fall in. mama doesnt fall in because she has a big bumbum


THANKS KID

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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Lots of swimwear/underwear ads in town right now. R looks at a poster of a skinny young thing in a sexy pose and says "A lot of women like swimming!".

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 12:44 am 
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LisaPunk wrote:
BP (a little over 3)

my husband: do you want to get a potty seat that goes on the big potty?
BP: yeah then you (meaning herself) wont fall in. mama doesnt fall in because she has a big bumbum


THANKS KID


I love this about little kids - they just note that people have different bodies, without all the judgement/feelings that we adults apply to them. I remember being a kid and sitting on my fat dad's lap. So comfy!

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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my husband told me she said the same thing about him the other night and he is rail thin and has no actual bum bum to speak of so i guess i feel a little better ;-)

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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This was a while ago, but it cracked me up.

My mom to Inez: "You're so sweet! Are you made of sugar?"
Inez: "No! I'm made of molecules!"


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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Science!!! that is adorable and darn smart!


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Molecules! I love it.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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Leela today (to our friends, parents to a newly 3 year old): Listen, there are some swear words that you shouldn't use around children. Like forking Doucher.

Leela after seeing the 3 year old's penis: My Dad's is bigger!

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OMG Leela. <3


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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R: Mum, what is a carnivorous flower?
M: It's a flower that eats meat.
R: What is a carnivorous plant?
M: It's a plant that eats meat.
R: What is a carnivorous shrub?
M: I don't know, what do you Think it is?
R: It's probably a shrub that poops all the time!

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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L (10) - What's that you're looking at?
Me - A story about a dog being left in a car and driving it into a wall
L - Did they die?
M- Oh no honey, they are fine
L - Oh good, because if they had died I would have cried myself to death.

<3 me too buddy, me too.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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I thought Scarlett was asleep and was about to crawl out of her bed when she whispers:
"Mama, dairy milk means not vegan, right?"
"Well, yes. Of course there is vegan milk, but dairy means not vegan."
"So dairy is like cow milk, or mouse milk, or raccoon milk?"
"Um, yes."
Then she was asleep.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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Raygold, 6, often discusses the contemporary debate over whether the number 1 is prime. We were talking about it today when Vax, 3, said, "Stop talking, Crabby. If 1 is not prime, all the other numbers will collapse."
Then Raygold goes to say says he has a maths book (from the Murderous Maths series) that says there is some truth to Vax's statement!
Raygold also likes to talk about how if we allow half-integers into the mix, 1 would definitely not be prime and the debate would be over 0.5.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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I didn't realise there was a debate over this crabby. Going to have to get reading. I love it when kids come out with interesting thoughts about maths. It is one of the very few things I miss about teaching.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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mooo wrote:
I thought Scarlett was asleep and was about to crawl out of her bed when she whispers:
"Mama, dairy milk means not vegan, right?"
"Well, yes. Of course there is vegan milk, but dairy means not vegan."
"So dairy is like cow milk, or mouse milk, or raccoon milk?"
"Um, yes."
Then she was asleep.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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BabyPunk 3.5:

me: (petting our dog)
BP: (points to dogs penis) "there's his bum bum! haha"
me: no that's not his bum bum this is (pats bum)
BP: well where's his vulva?
me: he is a boy dog, boy's dont have a vulva, he has a penis. it's right there
*couple minutes pass*
BP: (giggling) "i think that's his vulva right there. hehehehe" (points to penis)

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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I think kids trying to understand the genitalia of the opposite sex is hilarious.
"Are you peeing from your butt?"
"You don't have a penis?!!!"
"You have GAGINA BUNS!"

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
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My four-year-old nephew said he liked his bum and his penis, then asked "do you have both of those things?"

I explained that, yes, I clearly do have a bum but I don't have a penis.

There were some more questions and I was explaining about different genitalia. When I was done he said...

"Ha ha ha. That's impossible."

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