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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:35 pm 
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Zola keeps calling people and things she likes "fierce". No joke.
"I like her, she's so fierce!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:13 am 
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Oh, and Felix hisses at me like a cat when he's angry or doesn't want me to do something.
"Come here Felix, I need to change you."
"NO! NO! NO! *hissssssssssssssssss*"

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:20 am 
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keen_on_quinoa wrote:
Zola keeps calling people and things she likes "fierce". No joke.
"I like her, she's so fierce!"


Ha! I love it!

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:36 am 
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There is a summer camp where I work. Yesterday it was storming and the preschool kids were getting restless, but couldn't go play outside. They took them for a walk around the building and they wound up singing some songs in the hall outside my office. After a few songs (Wheels on the Bus, etc.), one little boy said he knew a song to sing. Without asking him what it was, they told him to go ahead and sing it. It was "Pants on the Ground".


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:46 am 
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^^ was this a variant of the wheels on the bus?? (the pants on the ground go up and down, up and down, etc etc etc)
or is this one of these songs i am supposed to know but don't?

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:39 pm 
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^^ was this a variant of the wheels on the bus?? (the pants on the ground go up and down, up and down, etc etc etc)
or is this one of these songs i am supposed to know but don't?


It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAMWnnz98w (from an American Idol audition).


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:51 pm 
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see, sometimes being the anti-tv curmudgeon has its benefits (^afraid to click the link^)

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
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Sprog is reading some old American Girls books (first day of winter break and she's just laying around.)

she just looked at this picture and said "wow, in 1934 everyone looked like Brian" (my brother). I said "what do you mean?" "They're all white with funny hair."

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:15 pm 
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I was watching my friend's 3-year old son today and we were at the playground. He was playing with a 5-year old boy who apparently reads the bible and was scolding him, saying, "My bible says god shares EVERYTHING. And he never lies!" My friend's kid just looked at him and goes, "I lie all the time." Ha!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:53 am 
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Yesterday, after we got back from the grocery store, Uli kept insisting, "I want a papercut! I need a papercut right nnnooowww!!!!"

I was sorely confused until my husband clarified: "She means she wants an apricot." He'd tossed a few into our cart.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:10 am 
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my son has decided that nooch is 'figga'. we have started calling it that, too.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:26 am 
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We still call it "dottin flakes," after GG's name for it from long, long ago. (He called cats dottins—?—and we used to sprinkle nooch on our old cat's food.)

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:30 am 
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We still call it "dottin flakes," after GG's name for it from long, long ago. (He called cats dottins—?—and we used to sprinkle nooch on our old cat's food.)

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And his name for our deceased cat Foot was Dottin-dah.

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Are you FootFace in memory of Dottin-dah?

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:28 pm 
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Are you FootFace in memory of Dottin-dah?


No, I was using FootFace long before Foot was around. But she was a great cat.

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And his name for our deceased cat Foot was Dottin-dah.

Sprog had a beloved stuffed black panther named Dottin!! although it didn't eat nooch.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things 2.0
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:19 am 
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I was watching my friend's 3-year old son today and we were at the playground. He was playing with a 5-year old boy who apparently reads the bible and was scolding him, saying, "My bible says god shares EVERYTHING. And he never lies!" My friend's kid just looked at him and goes, "I lie all the time." Ha!



LOVE IT.

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Fini's words are more and more discernible. Every time we wash hands, I point at her in the mirror and go, "Who's that? That's you!" Now when we wash hands, she says, "That's you, that's you!" and claps like she just invented the wheel.

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The store I work at sells binoculars of various sizes, which sit in a glass cabinet at the counter. A little boy who was in the other day said "look! bignoculars and smallnoculars!"

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my boyfriend's 6 year old was over the other day. boyfriend was saying something like 'back in my day' (i think we were talking about cartoons), and his son says, 'daddy, were your days like the old west??'

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That old west comment reminds me of something funny one of my 8 year old students said. I was playing music for them and one asked me if it was an old song. When I said yes, he said, "Yeah, I thought so. I was picturing it in black and white."


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allularpunk wrote:
my boyfriend's 6 year old was over the other day. boyfriend was saying something like 'back in my day' (i think we were talking about cartoons), and his son says, 'daddy, were your days like the old west??'

Were they?!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:15 am 
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allularpunk wrote:
my boyfriend's 6 year old was over the other day. boyfriend was saying something like 'back in my day' (i think we were talking about cartoons), and his son says, 'daddy, were your days like the old west??'

Were they?!


well, i hooted with laughter and immediately screeched, 'yes! they were!' so...yes.

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