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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:09 pm 
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Sven: "Daddy goes to the office, and mama goes to Home Depot."

I am (very, very slowly) remodeling our kitchen. Can you tell we go to Home Depot way too much?


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2014 6:13 pm 
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Henry (almost 2.5), upon being offered a meatball by another kid, "I'm not going to eat that. That's disgusting." We proceeded to have a discussion that calling people's food disgusting is not polite, but mostly I'm just curious how he had any idea it was different than the veggie meatballs we eat. Also, he had been happily accepting watermelon from this kid for like 10 minutes previously.


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2014 5:52 am 
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I didn't witness this, but V occasionally puts up opposition to whatever we have planned, even if it's something she normally enjoys. This morning it was swimming class, and not only was she yelling "I NOT WANT TO GO SWIMMING," my husband made the mistake of asking if she wanted to see Caroline (the daughter of one of our friends here) and so she started loudly yelling "I NOT WANT TO SEE CAROLINE! I NOT WANT TO SEE CAROLINE!" Great.

Luckily, she wasn't there yet so my husband wasn't quite as embarrassed...


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 11:32 am 
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E (talking to himself): A is for apple. And astronaut. Alligator. Hm.
E: and... Alcohol?
E: alcohol!! That is a really good A word.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:33 pm 
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A+! <3 E

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:27 pm 
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Sven, annoyed: "God Edie, go get some milk."


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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:21 pm 
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M (2): do you like (mumble)
Me: what?
M: do you like (mumble)
Me: do I like what?
M: I said
M: DO YOU LIKE OPPORTUNITIES
Me: ummm


He sounds like a tiny mumbling spambot

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:56 pm 
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coldandsleepy wrote:
He sounds like a tiny mumbling spambot

Best.


Just a few minutes ago -

Me: I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom.
P: Um, you mean the LAVATORY?

I'm not refined enough for my almost-4-year-old.

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 Post subject: Re: Kids say the darnedest things
PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:09 am 
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While we were eating pretend foods we had a vegan as fork moment:

BN: I want chocolate.
Me: Me too. Can you make a chocolate cake in your kitchen?
BN: Okay.
*Sighs*
Let me get the tofu.


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