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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:12 pm 
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"My knitting brings all the cats to the yard" For when they gather around me and stare.

This is classic!

I only sing to Binx. And it makes no sense at all.

My baby binxes is the binxiest binx of all.
Hey there mr. bumble binx.
You're the cutest little binxeroo there ever was!

And then I run out of things to sing that rhyme with Binx. I don't think he cares one way or the other.

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Thackary Binx!

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i sing the new girl theme to jack all the time. replacing "girl" with "cat" and "jess" with "jack"

i don't think he cares for it much.

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Thackary Binx!

In deed! Looks just like him!

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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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I've been singing a bunny version of the thrift shop song to Karma lately. It goes like this:

I wanna pet some bunnies
And I got twenty carrots in my pocket.
I-I-I'm huntin',
Lookin' for a bunny.
This one's forking awesome.

Look at her crinkly nose.
She is incredible.
I got this big-ass bunny
From the shelter down the road.

Look at her fuzzy toes.
She is incredible.
I got this big-ass bunny
From the shelter down the road.

Maybe some day when I'm bored, I'll bunny-ize the rest of the lyrics for her.


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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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black & yellow by wiz kalifia...but i change it to 'black & white'....duh!

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I don't sing. at all. But I play Britney Spears "3" to make Molly happy. She bobs her head, gets huge round eyes, and dances around. Only to that song.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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To the tune of 'The World Owes Me a Living':

She's a tiny, tiny kitten
Obadabadoobadabadayyy
She's a tiny, tiny kitten
She meows the day awayyy

Also some other old-timey song I didn't realize I'd stolen until I heard it on Main Street at Disneyland recently:

She's a little Mido, doo doot doo doot doo dooooo
A fuzzy little Midooo, doo doot doo doot do dooo

And so on, and so forth.

Sometimes I also pretend the calliope interlude from the Dumbo opening credits march is Momo's theme song.
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I've been singing to my sweet little neighbor cat who comes over to visit! I call her Sucette.

To the tune of Little Green Bag:

Lookin' back, in the grass
It's a little Sucette
Doot doot doot doot doot
I'll give you some pets


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I had two songs for cats that are no longer with us.

Mr. Googs, Mr. Googs, he's the one and only Mr. Googs
He's your friend, to the end
He's the one and only Mr. Googs

and

Chuckle Buckle, little Chuckle
Chuckle Buckle, your my Chuckles

We sing little songs to the cats and dog we have still but nothing consistent like those songs.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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I do sing "smelly cat" from friend to my boy kitteh. Lol. I did this the other night and then immediately felt guilty and apologetic. I do not think I shall be singing it again. I do sing other little jingles to him with my boyfriend though.

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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Runrunrunrunrunrun awaaaaay! Oh-whoa!

&

Love Boat Theme except "The Lovey Boat"
and with improvised words adapted to Lovey's current kitterly situation like so:

The Lovey Boat
Soon will be chasing furry balls around.
The Lovey Boat
Soon will be meowing for something else.
Set a course for adventure
His mind on a new bro-mance.

And love! Life's sweetest reward
Let it run! It runs back to you!

The Lovey Boat
Making a ruckus when I'm trying to sleep
The Lovey Boat
Almost falling in the bubblebath...

And so on.

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<3 <3 <3

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His name is Huxleybutt and he's the king of the little butts. Butt chicka butt butt chicka butt butt chicka butt butt.
From that song in The Mask.

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To a tune that (I think) we made up:

Pooper kitten, pooper cat
Pooper kitten, pooper cat
She's a little squittle bittle
She's a little pooper cat.

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seitanicverses wrote:
Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Runrunrunrunrunrun awaaaaay!

on.


We sing this too except we sing

Meowmemeowmememeowmeowmeow instead of fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa.

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blondiefk wrote:
seitanicverses wrote:
Psycho kitty
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa
Runrunrunrunrunrun awaaaaay!

on.


We sing this too except we sing

Meowmemeowmememeowmeowmeow instead of fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa.

I'm trying your way next time!

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My doggie I love you <3
My doggie I need you <3

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Only one cat gets her own song these days, Daphne.

Oh! She's a yankee doodle Daphne! A regular yankee doodle gal! etc.

I sing this so much that I basically just call her Doodle these days.

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Ice ice, kitties, do do do do dodo do do.

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i sing twinkle twinkle little star...


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 Post subject: Re: Songs you sing for your pet
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For Jane, I sing "Let's Choo Choo Choo To Idaho" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExamaLsTwkY Or any Jane song really, such as Sweet Jane, or Jane by BNL or Jane Jane Jane....Jane of Fools - sung to Chain of Fools of course. Bess gets Big Girl You Are Beautiful....cuz, well, she's a big girl and she's beautiful....Jane gets 'Squidgy Girl you are Beautiful' the big girls tunes are sung while the girls are picked up and danced around of course. I need more songs that are just for Bess.

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We rescued a Siamese cat about three months ago and her name is Trash. I always sing the Flash theme song with Trash in place of Flash. My Henry cat, who I've lived with for nine years gets You're the One For Me Fatty, because he really is the one for me and he really is a fatty.

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