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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:57 pm 
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I can't even really describe what happened, but Ghostface managed to knock one of my closet doors out of its groove and it fell and made a huge crash. I was watching Netflix and eating a salad - jumped so bad that there were sprouts all over my keyboard.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:33 am 
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My cat likes to mess with the dogs head...whenever he is lying down, either asleep or just chilling -- she'll go over and poke at him repetitively, initially meowing softly, and then raising in volume. As soon as he gets up, convinced that it's playtime, she will bolt, situating herself somewhere that he can not reach her, while he freaks out and goes crazy barking and crying. As soon as he gives up and lies back down...she starts again.

I'm not sure who is more aggravated -- me or the dog!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:34 pm 
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Calcifer's thing at the moment is jumping into the sink to drink out the tap and leaving a trail of muddy paw prints in it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:06 pm 
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I switched Frisbee back to his beloved crunchy food and now he's eating again, but has become an asparagus about it. As soon as someone gets up in the morning he starts meowing his head off and knocking things over until he gets his food. I guess it's better than the hunger strike?

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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Stupid furry mustard Calcifer chewed up my phone charger.


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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 9:47 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:00 am 
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lepelaar wrote:

My favorite part is the pause with the kitty's paw midair as if s/he's considering obeying, then it's naw, fuckit, crash.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:29 pm 
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"What, mom? You don't want me to push it off? How about now? No?

Too bad."

That's so funny. Cats are jerks.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 12:59 pm 
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Right? Our kitteh is like that with plant eating. She'll open her mouth and move towards the spider plant and we'll both be like "No! Don't eat that!" and she'll do that hesitation and then just go for it again. Sometimes she'll even do a "harrumph... ok..." and then just lunge for a different frond like "you didn't say I couldn't eat this one!"

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 7:01 pm 
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Came home to shattered glass all over the kitchen. Frisbee knocked over the blender jar and it burst into a million pieces. And now I don't have a blender. He seems fine other than being super sweet, not that he feels any shame or guilt. forking cats. I don't have money for a new blender you asparagus!

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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Twice in as many days I have stepped, barefoot, into a big pile of cat puke. Thanks, Gershwin.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 9:50 am 
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Lately my white fluffy cat begs to be picked up before I leave for work. She'll writhe around on the floor meowing until I pick her up to cuddle her. And then she gets white cat hair all over my (usually black) work clothes. And I fall for it every morning.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:15 am 
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ugh! That wriggling/writing around begging to be cuddled gets me every damn time too! Tristan is the master of it, and it adds in little tiny "meep"y meows for full efffect.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:58 pm 
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My cat will follow me around and nip at my ankles until I sit down on the floor and give her my undivided attention. If I don't immediately obey her demands for attention, then she will start meowing louder and louder until the neighbors can hear. She's a jerk. But I love her.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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Our bad kitty found the bag containing several pouches of dog treats (including one really big (16 oz) one that was mostly full) and knocked it off the counter. He then dragged all the various treat pouches to different parts of the house and ate most of the treats. BAD KITTY.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:28 pm 
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mady likes rubbery things from my yoga mat to hair bands. yesterday she found my vibrator by the bed and i had to pull it away from her...i was like 'wrong kitty!!!!!!!!!'....

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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I had a scary moment this morning. My cat has a tendency in winter to scratch at my legs so that I can create a V for her to lay in. Last night it was a bit chilly. Anyway, around 5am, I had a dream that I was in an elevator and something was grabbing at my legs, so I went to kick to get it off, but I must've been awake enough to really kick and I kicked my cat off the bed. I only realized as I heard her thump on the ground that she had been trying to get me to create a V for her to nap in. I went to check on her and she was ok but the wall isn't too far from my side of the bed and I thought I kicked pretty hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Bad kitties!
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Peckinpaw snuck outside yesterday evening. I think it must have happened when D took the recycling out, since neither of us noticed. At 2:15 am, I was woken by pathetic-sounding meows and strange thumping noises. After searching the house and calling at the front door, I opened a window around the back of the house to look into the back yard, and Peckinpaw jumped in, soaking wet. He is now exhausted.

Bad kitty!

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My parents left a pie out for my brother to eat and then the cats ate it. I feel bad for my brother but I couldn't stop laughing.


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