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My dog Kara gets pretty girl and Kara-dog. When no one else is around she may answer to pretty pretty puppy princess...
My cat GG gets G-ger, except I say it like the walking typewriter on sesame street 3 or four times. She was my original K-10, so even though she is 18 months old I still call her k-10.
Then I have kittens (k-10's)Sid and Nancy. Sid was born without a tail. I never had a boy cat so I got in the habit of calling him Lil' boy or little brother. Nancy I call Nancy cat or little sister. A Month ago when I took them to the vet I learned when they don't have a tail they are extra fluffy and Sid is a girl. I still call her little boy.

pepper answers to pep, peppie, and baby girl

joey answers to jo, jojo, and blowjoe

they both answer to crasshole if their being naughty

I used to call my cat (Max) Pueppi which is the cute version of 'doll'. <3

Karma is Bat-Dog (based on her first Halloween costume) and the new kitten, Chaos, is fondly called Hell. Because that's what Karma thinks she is. 2 1/2lbs of Hell.

Payton- P-puppy, Itty Bitty, Paytor Tot, Poopie Puppy, Paytie
Isabelle- Izzy, I-pup, Bella Jella, Bitty
Hannah- Hannie Fish, Hannah Banana
Bo- Bo Bo, Bo Bo the Dancing Monkey Boy (no idea why)
Chuck Finley- Chuckles

Tabitha: bitty, bee, bee taco (with emphasis on TAco, bee reduced from bitty), scrumptious (pronounced oddly), kitty taco, taco

Starr: little doggie

Sofie: cutie, little baby

i address them as such.
my mom has other names.

I used to call my sister's dachshund Hellfiend. I think a hell kitten would have been less terrifying.

My fuzzbutts -

Calypso gets Pusscat, C'lypsy, Fierce Bad Rabbit (when she's in a mood), Purrcat and Squeak (she never lost her kitten squeak; I haven't heard her meow properly). Her Facebook name (I know...) is Calypso Pusscat.
Lucky gets LuckDuck/Duckboy, Filthy Little Herbert, Dipstick, and Scabby Little Turd. He's the one who likes to eat out of the cat box and roll in the mud, and is always, always greasy and smelly, and frequently chews big red raw patches into his backside for no identifiable reason. He also licks walls, sliding glass doors, ankles, blankets... He's... special.
Bongo gets Dingo, Dingbat, DogBoy, Chicken Banana, Turkey, and Bongus McFungus. His Facebook name is Bongo McDog.

Anna, the yellow lab: AnnaBanana, BanAnna, 'Nanna. She's the best dog ever. ran out in front of our car. we took her back. found her again, we kept her! she's that dog that kids can do whatever they want to and she'll just lie there and not only take it but welcome the attention. the big doofus.

the kitties:
Coda-Codabear, Coco (thus named by our two year old)
Marley- Marles, 'the Doom'
Max- MaxMax, Maxemillian, we always seem to sing his name a la 'maaaaa-aaaaax!', 'the Gloom'
they're a pair, the doom and the gloom. two black kitties, Max raised Marley. they're a force to be reckoned with and they will eff. your. shiitake. UP. for serious. but they're super sweet to us and loooove our kid.
CJ- ceej, Mr. Pink (think giant white and grey ball of love but with the pinkest skin under all that fur)
Solomon- Sol, MowMow, Orange Droolius. we call him mowmow more than anything because he talks so much in that adorable high pitched kitty mowmow way. when he purrs he almost chirps like a bird. the boy cannot be quiet.

we're not really all that original I see, now that i put it all up there ;)

our cat scratchy, i call him scratch, pookie (i don't know why i've just always called him that), poo-bear
our cat saffron, i call her saffy.
we also have a bearded dragon who i call mr. lizard, but his real name is spikes.

Oscar is O baby, sweetie pie, and occasionally meatloaf.

Loki - Turtle, Rabbit, Loki-lok, My Boy, Snuggle Muffin. There are more, but I can't think of them off hand.

Jazz: Jazzles, Jazzy-Belle, Scoots McGoots, Gooters, Sweet Feet McGeets, Burger Pie, Burgers, Scooter.

Megatron: MT Wallet, Wallets, Tron, Wally.