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 Post subject: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:09 pm 
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Since there hasn't been much whining lately, I'll say that as much as I appreciate how the new board has cut down on trolling, I miss the really dramatic threads!

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:34 pm 
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Sometimes you just have to create your own drama Little My. Go post something you know the majority of people on these forms will disagree with or find offensive, then act personally offended when they post views different from the one you posted and swear to never come back. But really come back often and keep whining about how misunderstood and persecuted you are while insulting everyone else. Be your own troll Little My! You can do it!

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:51 pm 
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or, alternatively, go take a visit to another vegan board and ask an innocent question (if they even let you in). Get PO'd. Return and breathe a sigh of relief......

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:54 am 
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I was just thinking I'm going to start eating honey. For the enzymes. Then I'll buy Vegan YumYum and read it on a park bench surrounded by hateful bums, before taking pasta salad made with red food colouring to a potluck, with my partner.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:09 am 
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Efcliz wrote:
I was just thinking I'm going to start eating honey. For the enzymes. Then I'll buy Vegan YumYum and read it on a park bench surrounded by hateful bums, before taking pasta salad made with red food colouring to a potluck, with my partner.


Bonus points if you wear leather shoes and apologize about them constantly ("I got them before I was vegan, but they're just soooo comfortable!") while refusing to have your children vaccinated.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:15 am 
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Efcliz wrote:
I was just thinking I'm going to start eating honey. For the enzymes. Then I'll buy Vegan YumYum and read it on a park bench surrounded by hateful bums, before taking pasta salad made with red food colouring to a potluck, with my partner.


I'm kind of in awe of your ability to summarize everything so precisely.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:52 pm 
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solipsistnation wrote:
(W)hile refusing to have your children vaccinated

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
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Efcliz wrote:
I was just thinking I'm going to start eating honey. For the enzymes. Then I'll buy Vegan YumYum and read it on a park bench surrounded by hateful bums, before taking pasta salad made with red food colouring to a potluck, with my DH.

FTFY

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:34 pm 
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foodandfashion was awful. We need her back.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:16 pm 
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Imitation Of Chris wrote:
foodandfashion was awful. We need her back.


I would also accept katiecarlos.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:45 pm 
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carameldate!


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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:42 pm 
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If we are going to have a troll we need a grade A pile of fun. Skeppy was awesome fun. That was one of the most epic bans ever and also cemented my forever love for Calcuhater. There was also ElaineV who I personally miss a whole lot.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:00 pm 
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fupapack wrote:
carameldate!

The C-grade porn starlet with the pointy chin? I thought she got banned from the old board, too.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:04 pm 
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sameness wrote:
fupapack wrote:
carameldate!

The C-grade porn starlet with the pointy chin? I thought she got banned from the old board, too.

"The thread in which sameness describes you in one pithy sentence..." It would be the Evil Kirk version of a Pandacookie thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:45 am 
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She most certainly was banned from the boards of yore.


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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:53 pm 
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Quick somebody flounce!

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:57 pm 
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Vantine wrote:
If we are going to have a troll we need a grade A pile of fun. Skeppy was awesome fun. That was one of the most epic bans ever and also cemented my forever love for Calcuhater. There was also ElaineV who I personally miss a whole lot.

*sob* Why did I stay away from the PPK so long? It sounds like I missed so much good trollery! AND an epic ban!


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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:31 pm 
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i don't remember skeppy


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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:01 pm 
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I too am disappointed by the lack of trollery. When I used to read the old boards, it was so entertaining. Are they archived somewhere? Could someone please create a troll anthology to tide us over until the next one shows up here? Please?

The trolleys just don't cut it as a replacement.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:27 am 
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There may not be many trolls but the bots are out of control! The kitchen is overrun with them this morning. I expect them to leave little bot-droppings all over the counter and gnaw holes in other people's threads.

What do you guys think: humane traps or snap traps?

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:44 am 
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lepelaar wrote:
There may not be many trolls but the bots are out of control! The kitchen is overrun with them this morning. I expect them to leave little bot-droppings all over the counter and gnaw holes in other people's threads.

What do you guys think: humane traps or snap traps?

*Snort* Coffee up the nose.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:05 am 
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i say we get a giant baby and feed them to it.

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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:56 am 
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A giant baby sounds terrifying.


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 Post subject: Re: Not enough trolls
PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:59 pm 
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Based on today's spam this is a post to see if custard is filtered.

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