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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:25 pm 
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you people are all wrong.

and youre all horrible people too.

have you added peanut butter and some soymilk maybe?


now it's a smoothie!

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:29 pm 
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Well now you've made it into something unhealthy.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:30 pm 
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Why not just call it mushed up frozen banana, scourge of the west?

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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ijustdiedinside wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
you people are all wrong.

and youre all horrible people too.

have you added peanut butter and some soymilk maybe?


now it's a smoothie!


semantics, I could just pour melted ice cream into a cup and call it a smoothie

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:18 pm 
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but that's a milkshake! smoothies have fruit in it.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:15 pm 
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but that's a milkshake! smoothies have fruit in it.


ahem...Strawberry Milkshake?

I see this is going the way of cubed or mushy tofu scramble

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 12:28 am 
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Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit. Smoothies are primarily fruit and milk, usually without ice cream.

(Read dairy or non-dairy in there as you see fit. I don't feel like typing out "soy" or whatever in front of everything.)

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:34 am 
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Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit. Smoothies are primarily fruit and milk, usually without ice cream.

(Read dairy or non-dairy in there as you see fit. I don't feel like typing out "soy" or whatever in front of everything.)


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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:46 am 
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Adam Crisis wrote:

semantics, I could just pour melted ice cream into a cup and call it a smoothie

This is pretty every recipe in the little booklet that came with my hand blender.


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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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All this time I thought you were on my side!


I am on the side of the FRAPPE! (Pronounced "Frap.")

(Because I lived in Massachusetts, see.)

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 9:50 am 
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another thing about frozen banana 'ice cream' is that it doesn't really have the same texture as ice cream, either. once they're out of the freezer and start to melt, the bananas immediately get, while still creamy, more 'slimy' than 'milky'.
putting beans in brownies might give them a denser texture, but also make your brownies taste beany, unless you use a lot of cocoa and sugar, which isn't the point of black bean brownies to be 'healthier'? i guess beans would make them protein-filled brownies.
also, tofu in smoothies. yes, even silken. i just got a smoothie that tasted like tofu.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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also, tofu in smoothies. yes, even silken. i just got a smoothie that tasted like tofu.


I threw some leftover silken tofu in a smoothie and almost died from the grossness. Totally inedible.


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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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biorobotics wrote:
another thing about frozen banana 'ice cream' is that it doesn't really have the same texture as ice cream, either. once they're out of the freezer and start to melt, the bananas immediately get, while still creamy, more 'slimy' than 'milky'.

but have you had one from a champion juicer? (and the places that make it with the juicer never let the bananas start thawing. they pull them out of the freezer and shove them through right away. they don't get a chance to get slimy.)

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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So many nauseating ideas in this thread!


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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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I think the deal is that people claim that you "can't tell the difference" between food processed frozen bananas and soft serve, which is just not true. I like the banana goo when I want something healthy and frozen, but soft serve, it is most definitely not.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 10:26 am 
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solipsistnation wrote:
Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit.

Noooooo. In Massachusetts, a frappe has ice cream, a milk shake does not. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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all of you are uninvited from my ice cream social

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 11:02 am 
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I think the deal is that people claim that you "can't tell the difference" between food processed frozen bananas and soft serve, which is just not true. I like the banana goo when I want something healthy and frozen, but soft serve, it is most definitely not.



Yeah, this. The selection of vegan ice creams here sucks (unless you want vanilla in eight different brands), to hit that craving I eat bananas with melted chocolate chips and peanut butter. And you know what? IT TASTES JUST LIKE ICE CREAM.

Except it doesn't, but it hits the spot.

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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b.vicious wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit.

Noooooo. In Massachusetts, a frappe has ice cream, a milk shake does not. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

Yes but NO, it's Called a Cabinet! And a milk shake is milk mixed with tonic water and a raw egg (or some similar abomination)

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b.vicious wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit.

Noooooo. In Massachusetts, a frappe has ice cream, a milk shake does not. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

And a milk shake is milk mixed with tonic water and a raw egg (or some similar abomination)

isn't that an egg cream?

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 Post subject: Re: A banana soft serve "ice cream" announcement
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torque wrote:
b.vicious wrote:
solipsistnation wrote:
Milk shakes (or frappes if you're in Massachusetts) are primarily ice cream, with some milk and possibly some fruit.

Noooooo. In Massachusetts, a frappe has ice cream, a milk shake does not. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

Yes but NO, it's Called a Cabinet! And a milk shake is milk mixed with tonic water and a raw egg (or some similar abomination)


No, a Cabinet is a Rhode Island thing, because Rhode Island is full of total weirdos.

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I think the deal is that people claim that you "can't tell the difference" between food processed frozen bananas and soft serve, which is just not true. I like the banana goo when I want something healthy and frozen, but soft serve, it is most definitely not.

but those of us who are saying the texture is spot on are talking about the ones that are made with the champion juicer. not in a food processor.

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all Im saying is I have fooled people with my PB Frozen Banana Soymilk food processor soft serve calling it "Elvis Ice Cream"

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And a milk shake is milk mixed with tonic water and a raw egg (or some similar abomination)

isn't that an egg cream?


An egg cream is essentially seltzer water, milk, and chocolate syrup. No eggs involved, and easy to veganize. Sounds weird and gross, but it's pretty good, especially in the summer. My dad, who was raised by lower-East-Side-Jewish parents, used to make them for my brother and me when we were younger.

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Quarantined wrote:
torque wrote:
And a milk shake is milk mixed with tonic water and a raw egg (or some similar abomination)

isn't that an egg cream?


An egg cream is essentially seltzer water, milk, and chocolate syrup. No eggs involved, and easy to veganize. Sounds weird and gross, but it's pretty good, especially in the summer. My dad, who was raised by lower-East-Side-Jewish parents, used to make them for my brother and me when we were younger.

that sound sound pretty good- I'll try it this summer.

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