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 Post subject: You know you're in a vegan house when...
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:37 pm 
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Omnis in the house could leave misleading clues... But there are telltale signs, such as those below...
- there are four different things floating in liquid in the fridge
- the blender looks like it could chew through brick, and it could!
- you find bulk quantities of nuts or unidentifed powders, often sealed with clothes pegs
- something is soaking in a bowl covered in a cloth

Any more? Or is this just me?!

I was looking in my fridge earlier and thinking that, despite the ham (ick) it was a dead giveaway!


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 12:39 pm 
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In case you are wondering... Floating in my fridge:
1. Seitan Chicken
2. Seitan bacon
3. Tofu
4. Vegan artisan mozerella


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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Nooch!

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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there's a gallon jar of nooch in the pantry?

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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The vegetable crisper in the fridge is broken because of overuse.

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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There's what some non-vegans might call an over abundance of beans around!

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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Gram flour- not conclusive but...
Vital wheat gluten- pretty conclusive in the UK I think, where you have to order it and it costs a bloody fortune.
Liquid smoke ditto- not conclusive on its own but if there's tamari in the fridge... Well'


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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the meat drawer has veggie dogs, tofu, and seitan in it.

there are 15 different kinds of flour in the fridge or cabinets.

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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There are 1000 margarine tubs being used for various things round the house- some are in the fridge with floating things inside.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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Cgvegan wrote:
There are 1000 margarine tubs being used for various things round the house- some are in the fridge with floating things inside.


i don't know . . . i think this might be how i know i'm in a serial killer house.

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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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I have wondered about some of those tubs...


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That's funny an omni said this to me when she was staying with us this summer...

You know you're staying with a vegan when there is more than one kind of bean in the refrigerator at a time (we had four at the time).


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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The pantry is brimming with various jars of beans, lentils, seeds, grains, nooch and tvp.

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When the resident 4 year old knows what nutritional yeast is and eats it by the spoon.
Having multiple milk types in your fridge.


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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There's a jar of tahini in the fridge.


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There's no eggs in those little eggholders, which are being used to hold veggies in various stages of dehydration.

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When the (vegan) dog only seems to be chewing on vegan shoes.....


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 Post subject: Re: You know you're in a vegan house when...
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Veg_Eric wrote:
When the (vegan) dog only seems to be chewing on vegan shoes.....


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AC, our broccoli never farts. You might have a bad batch.

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The drawer in the fridge normally used for cheese/butter/what-have-you is filled with tubs and tubs of hummus.

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90% of the cookbooks on your shelves have titles that have puns in them (or have just replaced a word that sounds like vegan with the word vegan)


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Right now the only floating thing i have garbanzos, but there are other pyrex dishes full of rice, wild rice, seitan cutlets, and tabouli.

I third that the gallon container of nooch is a dead giveaway.

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the contents of your cupboards make it look like you're hosting a UN convention.

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- 2 varieties of kale in the fridge
- inhabitants of apartment fight over who gets to finish off the jar of tahini
- there's a "veg in your city" directory stuck to the fridge door

and all the others too. I think there's some black beans soaking away right now...

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There are 800 menus in the drawer from the same local vegan takeout place


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