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 Post subject: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:07 pm 
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http://jezebel.com/gag-me-semen-cocktai ... -471364806

I also had no idea Jezebel Laura Beck as also Vegansaurus Laura Beck. Small world.

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The "customers who viewed this item also viewed" part of the amazon link both fascinates and disturbs me.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Tofulish wrote:
Natural Harvest: Cocktail Edition


Same author!

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Annnd that is (now) one of the main reasons I'm vegan.


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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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pistachiorose wrote:
The "customers who viewed this item also viewed" part of the amazon link both fascinates and disturbs me.

YES! I'm seeing Natural Harvest, Infant Circumcision Trainer (in white), 55 gallon tub of lube, "How To Eat Stinky kitten" book, "The Semen Book", "Images You Should Not stroganoff To" (book).....................and Borderlands 2.

What?

(Laura Beck also writes for VegNews and VegWeb)

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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I actually might throw up.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Will these cocktails go well with breast milk cheese?

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Mr. Shankly wrote:
pistachiorose wrote:
The "customers who viewed this item also viewed" part of the amazon link both fascinates and disturbs me.

YES! I'm seeing Natural Harvest, Infant Circumcision Trainer (in white), 55 gallon tub of lube, "How To Eat Stinky kitten" book, "The Semen Book", "Images You Should Not stroganoff To" (book).....................and Borderlands 2.


This was the weirdest part.

Besides, what is wrong with it? I mean when you're cooking up semen food you obviously need semen drinks to go with it. Otherwise it all gets a little weird and awkward.


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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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OK condiments I could see (maybe even a decorative confection) but who has meal and beverage quantities of semen?

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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OK condiments I could see (maybe even a decorative confection) but who has meal and beverage quantities of semen?


Think outside the box :) Bukkake buffet!

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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booberthefraggle wrote:
"a hearty glass of splooge sangria"
is a phrase I'm going to start working in to every day conversation.

Your every day conversations are guaranteed to become more interesting! Or end the moment you work that phrase in.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen — I mean, it's your semen


I mean, you can't really argue with this logic, you guys.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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I don't like logic anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Tofulish wrote:
craiger_ny wrote:
OK condiments I could see (maybe even a decorative confection) but who has meal and beverage quantities of semen?


Think outside the box :) Bukkake buffet!

Okay, I was fine reading this but now I really want to puke. Thanks, Tofulish!

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:22 am 
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allularpunk wrote:
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If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen — I mean, it's your semen


I mean, you can't really argue with this logic, you guys.

it seems contrary to his logic, though. shouldn't they want their partner to spit into a highball glass?

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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The amazon customer views are so funny. Laughing at my desk...no I am NOT going to show anyone at work what I am laughing at.

The whole think is kind of logical (yet still gross) to me.

on the other hand, I kind of want to have kids so that I can make my own breast milk ice cream. Friends will not donate to me. sadface.


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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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mumbles is no match for this thread's super strength. maybe he needs more protein.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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Animal bodily fluids are enough of an issue but not all non-human diseases can be passed to humans but all human diseases can be passed to other humans. Food made out of bodily fluids is not my idea of fun.

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