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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:28 pm 
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If you want your partner to swallow, you should be willing to eat your own semen — I mean, it's your semen


I mean, you can't really argue with this logic, you guys.

it seems contrary to his logic, though. shouldn't they want their partner to spit into a highball glass?


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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:44 pm 
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That is just so gross. So gross.


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Is there B12 in cream tang, or is that just my wishful thinking? Should I start eating more Marmite?

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:21 pm 
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Animal bodily fluids are enough of an issue but not all non-human diseases can be passed to humans but all human diseases can be passed to other humans. Food made out of bodily fluids is not my idea of fun.


Not fun? I think you are losing sight of just what it is gonna take to get all of this semen and it sounds like we are talking a lot of semen here.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:48 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:53 pm 
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Is there B12 in cream tang, or is that just my wishful thinking? Should I start eating more Marmite?


Guh, I hope so. (Meaning I hope there is B12 in it, because supplements are expensive, and boring.)

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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allularpunk wrote:
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Is there B12 in cream tang, or is that just my wishful thinking? Should I start eating more Marmite?


Guh, I hope so. (Meaning I hope there is B12 in it, because supplements are expensive, and boring.)

But alcohol destroys B vitamins, so at best you are probably just breaking even with a semen cocktail.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:53 pm 
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
allularpunk wrote:
Helen4Morrissey wrote:
Is there B12 in cream tang, or is that just my wishful thinking? Should I start eating more Marmite?


Guh, I hope so. (Meaning I hope there is B12 in it, because supplements are expensive, and boring.)

But alcohol destroys B vitamins, so at best you are probably just breaking even with a semen cocktail.


I was definitely thinking of a semen cocktail, not just a semen co... Shut up Helen.

Bad news about the alcohol killing B vits generally speaking though. Very bad news.

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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:28 pm 
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This is great news as I'm constantly searching for a new "worst thing I've ever had in my mouth, ever". Huzzah!


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 Post subject: Re: "Semen cocktails are now a thing."
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