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What comes to mind when you hear "pizza eggs?"
eggs topped with pizza toppings (tomato sauce, melted mozz, etc.) 48%  48%  [ 20 ]
pizza topped with eggs 7%  7%  [ 3 ]
something else (explain in comments) 21%  21%  [ 9 ]
this poll disgusts me 24%  24%  [ 10 ]
Total votes : 42
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 Post subject: Very Important Question about the meaning of "pizza eggs"
PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 1:36 pm 
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I was watching Weeds, and a reference was made to pizza eggs. My first thought was "what the fizzle is a pizza egg?" then imagined it's probably scrambled eggs topped with tomato sauce and melted mozzarella cheese (I guess this could also be made with fried eggs instead of scrambled). But then one of the characters was like, "Do we have leftover pizza?" implying that you need leftover pizza to make these pizza eggs, which led me to believe that pizza eggs are actually cooked eggs (I guess scrambled or fried, probably not boiled. . . that would be disgusting imo) served atop a slice of pizza.

Of course, the pizza eggs weren't important to the plot at all, but I was all, "How can I make vegan pizza eggs?!!" I'm thinking of doing a tofu scramble and then topping it with pizza sauce and FYH mozz. And, next time I have pizza, topping it with tofu scramble. Both of these options sound strangely appealing. PPK, what comes to mind when you hear "pizza eggs?"

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You sit on it. Eventually a pizza emerges, soft and weak, and slowly grows into a full-sized, adult pizza. Then you eat it.

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You sit on it. Eventually a pizza emerges, soft and weak, and slowly grows into a full-sized, adult pizza. Then you eat it.


Okay, got it. Now off to build a coop in my yard for the pizza chickens I'm about to buy.

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What episode?

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Fee wrote:
What episode?


The second episode of the first season. . . Shane was watching old videos of his dad, and he asked his dad to make pizza eggs for him.

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I voted before reading the post and in my mind, "pizza eggs" would mean eggs that are pizza-esque. Obviously, since egg pizza would be pizza with eggs on top (you'd never say pizza pepperoni, for example).
But then your explanation confused me. The only explanation I can think of now is that it is scrambled eggs with pieces of pizza in it. (which sounds delicious)


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joyfulgirl wrote:
The only explanation I can think of now is that it is scrambled eggs with pieces of pizza in it.


Like matzah brie, but with pizza instead? Damn, now I want to veganize this as well.

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I guess I need to re-watch Weeds now! The only thing that came to mind was this must be Andy related.

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Looks like it is indeed scrambled eggs with pizza in it: http://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-eggs-86388 (note: obv, link contains non-vegan food). I have some Vegg at home and I may be going to Three Brothers tonight. hmmmm


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I've seen the left over spaghetti thing done before. But not pizza! However, I'm not surprised. My dad used to cut up hot dogs and put them in scrambled eggs. And I loved it as a kid! Now, I think not so much, vegan or otherwise.

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Weird! I totally would have thought (and I voted accordingly in the poll) that "pizza eggs" would have referred to eggs topped with tomato sauce and cheese or something.

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Never seen Weeds but have smoked plenty of it which might explain my thinking they would be like little pizza egg rolls. I remember my mom making something like that when I was a kid (they were from the frozen food isle). I got pretty sick, threw them up and never wanted to think about them again. Something similar happened with PBR later in life.

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joyfulgirl wrote:
Looks like it is indeed scrambled eggs with pizza in it: http://www.food.com/recipe/pizza-eggs-86388 (note: obv, link contains non-vegan food). I have some Vegg at home and I may be going to Three Brothers tonight. hmmmm



This looks like ultimate hangover food. I never woulda thunk this up, but in my omni days I did enjoy eggs with pasta, parm, peppers. and giardinera (sp). I may have to whip up a vegan version this weekend...


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i'm not sure what they are, but i'm pretty sure you need to make them in a Rollie.

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To me a pizza egg would be an egg that hatches into a pizza.

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I imagined egg shaped pizzas, like little calzones maybe with the fillings inside. A sort of Scotch Egg but with pizza stuff in the middle. Actually that sounds good...


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I thought maybe an egg made from Pizza, like a calzone but in an egg shape. I think I was getting mixed up with the Pizza Pockets that were available when I was a kid

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I don't know why this seems so gross to me, I am not usually grossed out by this kind of food combo. I love pizza, as an omni I liked eggs but they should just never be together!


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Small, single serving calzones - pizza dough wrapped around ricotta with fillings and baked, then served with tomato sauce.

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But pizza burgers are burgers with pizza toppings?

craiger_ny: I think you are thinking of Tostinos pizza rolls. Or possibly pizza bagels. When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.

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In France it is totally ubiquitous to order a pizza with an entire egg fried on top of the cheese. Pizza à l'oeuf. That's not what Weeds is talking about, but that's what pizza eggs makes me think of.

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I was thinking some kind of roll shaped like an egg with sauce and cheese inside, like a cadbury egg, but pizza. I think eggs are one of the most disgusting tasting foods around so I never understood how people could eat them. So having read what other have said that there would be actual eggs involved, blech!!!!!!! I would make a vegan egg shaped calzone thingy, stuffed with like cashew nut cheese and spinach.


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When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.


Well, now that is gonna be stuck in my head all night.

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Around here, pizza topped with eggs (and cheese and usually bacon or sausage - no sauce) is called breakfast pizza. It's a thing. I should try it with tofu scramble, I've always wanted to try it but I never did when I was omni.

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For whatever reason, the idea of a tofu scramble with pizza flavorings sounds totally awesome, but the idea of eating a tofu scramble on top of pizza seems nasty. There is no logical explanation for my feelings.

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