| Register  | FAQ  | Search | Login 
It is currently Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:41 pm

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 93 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 2:53 am 
Offline
A Bad Person
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:24 pm
Posts: 3002
Location: Soy City
hoveringdog wrote:
I'm with brian here. If you brown the soy curls first before adding the sauce, you're going to end up with flavorless innards. And no one likes flavorless innards.

Right? And that's why she thought I was using too much soy sauce, because she's used to browning them first and eating flavorless innards. BUT I TOLD HER YOU HAVE TO BAKE IN THE FLAVOR


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:00 am 
Offline
Chard Martyr
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm
Posts: 9609
Location: SW Desert, USA
I've never had soy curls. Are they like tofu where you have to get the flavor from other things?
brian wrote:
You're saucing it up wrong.

I like this quote the best.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:11 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:08 pm
Posts: 4804
Location: WV
while i totally get that you ought to marinate spongey stuff before you cook it (which is, i believe what you mean by 'bake in'), you're still not getting that, since you weren't actually baking anything, your point is indeed moot.

_________________
But if one were to tickle Pluto, I suspect that it might very quietly laugh. - pandacookie

55k usd is like 4 cad or whatever equivalent in beavers you use on the island - joshua


Awesome. Vegan. Rad.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:23 am 
Offline
WELFARIST!
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm
Posts: 5049
There's nothing more disappointing than something-something sauteed to perfection with no flavor. Get the flavor into the MARROW. That must be done, in my experience, before the seared skin or crust forms on the surface of whatevs, pre-saute, because once that skin/crust forms, it seems to become harder for the foodstuffs to absorb the flavor. Also, I have never used soy curls, so I don't really know what you (or I) am talking about here.

_________________
"I'm sorry! I'm Canadian!"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:27 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4611
Location: Philadelphia
brian wrote:
I want you to know that when you say it's time to stop, I say it's time for a few more shakes. Then you bake in the flavor, or else it's just running all over the top of it.

This could describe so many non-cooking activities. Or really, just the one.

I agree with brian in theory, but since you were not actually baking anything, I have to subtract points for incorrect word choice.

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:47 am 
Offline
Should Write a Goddam Book Already
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 1073
Location: Denver
OK, I get "baking in the flavor" (even though I agree, the term is technically wrong, if you're not baking.)
So what does sharing the poptart mean?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:00 am 
Offline
Mediocre Tart
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:55 pm
Posts: 4602
Location: Scotland
Olives wrote:
OK, I get "baking in the flavor" (even though I agree, the term is technically wrong, if you're not baking.)
So what does sharing the poptart mean?


I think it means fee's aunt wants half of all your poptarts.

_________________
"Because sure, I like David Bowie, but not that much."

"I will take a drugged, sex-crazed, punk rock commie over Mrs. Thatch any day of the week" - Vantine


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:05 am 
Offline
Nailed to the V
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:31 pm
Posts: 545
Location: Olympia, WA
amandabear wrote:
brian wrote:
I want you to know that when you say it's time to stop, I say it's time for a few more shakes. Then you bake in the flavor, or else it's just running all over the top of it.

This could describe so many non-cooking activities. Or really, just the one.

I agree with brian in theory, but since you were not actually baking anything, I have to subtract points for incorrect word choice.

I agree with all this.

_________________
I think my heart just exploded into a shower of glitter --TinLychee


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:12 am 
Offline
Should Write a Goddam Book Already
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:09 am
Posts: 1073
Location: Denver
interrobang?! wrote:
Olives wrote:
OK, I get "baking in the flavor" (even though I agree, the term is technically wrong, if you're not baking.)
So what does sharing the poptart mean?


I think it means fee's aunt wants half of all your poptarts.


Fee's aunt can have all my poptarts. I don't want them.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:20 am 
Offline
Queen Bitch of Self-Righteous Veganville
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 10214
Location: Illinoize
1. H-dog and Amanda are off of Bang Tour 2011. Traitors!
2. If you guys REALLY want to know how I make soy curls, I soak them in water, put them in a colander, and press the water out with paper towels or a clean washcloth. Then I add them to hot oil and let them get about 1/2 crispy before I add the soy sauce. So there is still plenty of soft spots for them to BAKE IN THE forking FLAVOR YOU SONS OF BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERS.

_________________
"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:23 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4611
Location: Philadelphia
mrsbadmouth wrote:
1. H-dog and Amanda are off of Bang Tour 2011. Traitors!

I don't believe this for one second.

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:34 am 
Offline
Had sex with a vampire that sparkles.
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:24 pm
Posts: 5364
Location: BRLA
While I don't think putting soy sauce in first to "bake in" is a bad idea, neither is adding it later. Soy sauce DOES "bake in" to browned foods. Ask my broiled tofu and stained cast iron.

_________________
The thing about this thread is, it's dumb. - IJDI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:36 am 
Offline
Keepin' It Seal
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:32 pm
Posts: 3708
Location: PORTLAND!
This thread is hilarious. I can't stop laughing. I love how brian manages to fit the term "bake in the flavor" into almost every post.

_________________
Because my big floppy labia make it soooo hard to park! --Erika Soyf*cker


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:36 am 
Offline
Queen Bitch of Self-Righteous Veganville
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 10214
Location: Illinoize
Fee wrote:
While I don't think putting soy sauce in first to "bake in" is a bad idea, neither is adding it later. Soy sauce DOES "bake in" to browned foods. Ask my broiled tofu and stained cast iron.


I'm putting you down for Bang Tour 2001 TWICE.

_________________
"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:42 am 
Offline
Dr Bronners, MD
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:36 pm
Posts: 4611
Location: Philadelphia
mrsbadmouth wrote:
Fee wrote:
While I don't think putting soy sauce in first to "bake in" is a bad idea, neither is adding it later. Soy sauce DOES "bake in" to browned foods. Ask my broiled tofu and stained cast iron.

I'm putting you down for Bang Tour 2001 TWICE.

She's going to bang you INTO THE PAST.

_________________
@amandabear / illustration portfolio / will draw for cookies / more tea wesley?

"I'm now officially wafflesexual." - booberthefraggle


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:47 am 
Offline
Queen Bitch of Self-Righteous Veganville
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 10214
Location: Illinoize
I'm going to bake the flavor into Fee.

_________________
"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:48 am 
Offline
Mediocre Tart
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:55 pm
Posts: 4602
Location: Scotland
amandabear wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
Fee wrote:
While I don't think putting soy sauce in first to "bake in" is a bad idea, neither is adding it later. Soy sauce DOES "bake in" to browned foods. Ask my broiled tofu and stained cast iron.

I'm putting you down for Bang Tour 2001 TWICE.

She's going to bang you INTO THE PAST.


That is some almighty bang. Will the first go to 2006, and the second wind up at 2001?

_________________
"Because sure, I like David Bowie, but not that much."

"I will take a drugged, sex-crazed, punk rock commie over Mrs. Thatch any day of the week" - Vantine


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:48 am 
Offline
Had sex with a vampire that sparkles.
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:24 pm
Posts: 5364
Location: BRLA
Fully saturated with MBM sauce.

_________________
The thing about this thread is, it's dumb. - IJDI


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:51 am 
Offline
WELFARIST!
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:57 pm
Posts: 5049
mrsbadmouth wrote:
I'm going to bake the flavor into Fee.

Baste copiously!

_________________
"I'm sorry! I'm Canadian!"


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:12 pm 
Offline
FAYGO
User avatar

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:13 pm
Posts: 1178
Location: New York
mrsbadmouth wrote:
1. H-dog and Amanda are off of Bang Tour 2011. Traitors!
2. If you guys REALLY want to know how I make soy curls, I soak them in water, put them in a colander, and press the water out with paper towels or a clean washcloth. Then I add them to hot oil and let them get about 1/2 crispy before I add the soy sauce. So there is still plenty of soft spots for them to BAKE IN THE forking FLAVOR YOU SONS OF BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERS.

Now I see the problem. If you really want to bake in the flavor, you should add some soy sauce to your water.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:37 pm 
Offline
Flounceiad 2011
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:26 pm
Posts: 5258
Location: A New England
joyfulgirl wrote:
This thread is hilarious. I can't stop laughing. I love how brian manages to fit the term "bake in the flavor" into almost every post.

It's like his signature catch phrase; I think he should have a cooking show called BAKE IN THE FLAVOR! It would be like Paula Deen and her butter, or George Foreman with his grill; there would be all kinds of product tie-ins featuring his picture, with a talk bubble saying, "That's right; you have to BAKE IN THE FLAVOR!"
mrsbadmouth wrote:
If you guys REALLY want to know how I make soy curls, I soak them in water, put them in a colander, and press the water out with paper towels or a clean washcloth. Then I add them to hot oil and let them get about 1/2 crispy before I add the soy sauce. So there is still plenty of soft spots for them to BAKE IN THE forking FLAVOR YOU SONS OF BITCHASSMOTHERFUCKERS.

And this could be the featured recipe on the (very special, controversial, groundbreaking) pilot episode!

_________________
Nothing is safe from weiners in my neighborhood... ~ crowderpea
I didn't embarrass him by saying anything about wanking ~ 8ball
"SMLOUNCE!" ~ smurfterrobang?!
http://elizaveganpage.blogspot.com


Last edited by Desdemona on Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:42 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:38 pm 
Offline
Semen Strong
User avatar

Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:10 pm
Posts: 18754
Location: Cliffbar NJ
Brian is the Billy Mays of the PPK.

_________________
But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:46 pm 
Offline
A Bad Person
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:24 pm
Posts: 3002
Location: Soy City
I just finished off those leftover soy curls. Even leftovers taste great with baked in flavor!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:46 pm 
Offline
Queen Bitch of Self-Righteous Veganville
User avatar

Joined: Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:21 pm
Posts: 10214
Location: Illinoize
I've suggested many time that I should film Brian cooking and put it on youtube. But it's only really funny if i'm giving him instructions which he either ignores or takes too far. Like I asked him to stir the pasta once and he kept coming back and stirring it while staring at me with his mouth open.

He does this shiitake so i'll stop asking him to cook with me.

_________________
"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: MBM doesn't know anything about
PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:47 pm 
Offline
A Bad Person
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:24 pm
Posts: 3002
Location: Soy City
mrsbadmouth wrote:
I've suggested many time that I should film Brian cooking and put it on youtube. But it's only really funny if i'm giving him instructions which he either ignores or takes too far. Like I asked him to stir the pasta once and he kept coming back and stirring it while staring at me with his mouth open.

He does this shiitake so i'll stop asking him to cook with me.

I do that shiitake to make cooking fun because cooking is BORING. It's all cleaning up after you!


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 93 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4  Next

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: jdfunks, Majestic-12 [Bot] and 10 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Template made by DEVPPL/ThatBigForum and fancied up by What Cheer