human sexual response

Mars · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:39 am

:( damn you again, human sexual response, damn you again.

Pi. · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:22 am

I'm soooo excited (in more than one way) for tonight! My guy, who I haven't seen in a month, is visiting for the weekend! I've been thinking about the things that we can do to each other and I will have trouble not ripping his clothes off the minute I see him! I also want TONS of cuddles... naked cuddles, preferred!

Erika Soyf*cker · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:08 pm

set up an appointment today for a routine VD screen... if all comes out as expected, the new guy and I are ditching the condoms. GONNA BE AWESOME U GAIZ

Tea · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:29 pm

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

Mars · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:43 pm

Tea wrote:

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

OMG thanks for this. <3

lycophyte · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:19 pm

Tea wrote:

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

Pics!

(of the shiner! of the shiner!)

Olives · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:09 pm

lycophyte wrote:

Tea wrote:

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

Pics!

(of the shiner! of the shiner!)

I sort of assumed he didn't mean that he hit himself with his hand? But now that I type this, my hypothesis seems ludacris....

Tea · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:35 pm

What is a shiner in this context?

Olives · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:56 pm

A black eye.

lycophyte · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:01 pm

Oh wait, yeah I wasn't thinking cream pie to the eye. Wow, my mind wasnt guttery enough!

Tea · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:29 pm

Yeah. I get a lot of air.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 05, 2012 10:00 am

Tea wrote:

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

One time I got hit in the eye when someone else came. I was in high school at the time, and made the foolish move of telling a friend. For basically the rest of my high school life, people would walk up to me, smack themselves in the face, and yell "ow, my eye!" A few years later, I was hanging out with someone who went to that school a few years behind me, like this person was still in elementary school at the time this actually happened (but had graduated from high school by the time we were hanging out), and somehow this story came up and they were like, "Wait, you were the Ow My Eye person?" Apparently this event was so legendary that people were still talking about it long after I graduated and nobody who went to that school even knew me anymore.

I should probably be embarrassed but actually I just think it's forking hilarious.

fetalexplosion · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:11 pm **Posts:** 436

choirqueer wrote:

Tea wrote:

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

One time I got hit in the eye when someone else came. I was in high school at the time, and made the foolish move of telling a friend. For basically the rest of my high school life, people would walk up to me, smack themselves in the face, and yell "ow, my eye!" A few years later, I was hanging out with someone who went to that school a few years behind me, like this person was still in elementary school at the time this actually happened (but had graduated from high school by the time we were hanging out), and somehow this story came up and they were like, "Wait, you were the Ow My Eye person?" Apparently this event was so legendary that people were still talking about it long after I graduated and nobody who went to that school even knew me anymore.

I should probably be embarrassed but actually I just think it's forking hilarious.

New Subnick! New Subnick!

Mars · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:35 am

Anyone want to volunteer to hit me in the eye with semen? I wanna join the club.

Anek · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:20 am

Yesterday the wife of one of my boyfriends started chatting and we ended up deciding we're both more than ok with a threesome. The bf and I had briefly discussed it some time ago and now it's confirmed that she's ok with it, so I foresee lots of fun in the next weeks/months. Although as neither of us has any experience in girl on girl action, I can also foresee a lot of embarrassed giggling... some alcohol beforehand will be necessary for sure.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:39 am

Mars wrote:

Anyone want to volunteer to hit me in the eye with semen? I wanna join the club.

I would if I had some.

paprikapapaya · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 10:03 am

Don't wish that upon yourself. It STINGS and makes your eye sooooo red and blurry and feel like its bruised. Ouch!

lycophyte · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:54 pm

Anek wrote:

Yesterday the wife of one of my boyfriends started chatting and we ended up deciding we're both more than ok with a threesome. The bf and I had briefly discussed it some time ago and now it's confirmed that she's ok with it, so I foresee lots of fun in the next weeks/months. Although as neither of us has any experience in girl on girl action, I can also foresee a lot of embarrassed giggling... some alcohol beforehand will be necessary for sure.

Woohoo! Sounds like a good experiment to me!

lycophyte · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:48 pm

Mars wrote:

Anyone want to volunteer to hit me in the eye with semen? I wanna join the club.

*raids a sperm bank with a super soaker*

(not as fun, I know)

Mars · **Posted:** Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:08 pm

lycophyte wrote:

*raids a sperm bank with a super soaker*
(not as fun, I know)

SPERRRRRRRMMMMM FIIIIIIGHT!

lycophyte · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2012 10:30 pm

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1658

lycophyte wrote:

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

takecare · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:31 pm

I can't stop humping my best friend. Every few weeks we come to our senses and declare that we'll be platonic from then on. Then within 2 days we're sleeping together again. It's a mess.

takecare · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:32 pm

strawberryrock wrote:

lycophyte wrote:

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

I love this.

Mars · **Posted:** Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:06 am

strawberryrock wrote:

lycophyte wrote:

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

I will be. What could we do to make it worth your while???

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