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 Post subject: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:34 am 
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Isn't there just something so annoying about sex dreams? They're in the best case scenario AWESOME; but then leave you realizing it was only a dream or they just make things totally awkward!

So my two most recent and pressing sex dreams:

First I had a dream in which a casual friend of mine, dressed as a lumberjack, asked me to be in a porno with him. But I had to dress as a 1930's newspaper boy. And it was in a log cabin.

This has been plaguing me for months now. I can't get this out of my head. All I want now is to meet a sexy lumberjack and make a porn film. I'm seriously compiling a 1930's outfit.

Then the one I had last night! Uh, it was one with my best friend's boyfriend! In the dream we were all hanging out, and he kept hugging me very sensually from behind, and then after the night goes by a bit he secretly whispers in my ear that he's 'always been curious about me and is very attracted to me'. Dude. This guy.... I've been really struggling to accept him as my BFF's boyfriend, he's such a bad influence. I never even agreed with her that he was hot! But now! Well, he came over tonight for a bit and I admit I was pretty attracted to him. Actually I found I was most attracted to his voice, which I thought was odd.

Now you tell me your sex dreams! Memorable in what way? Awkward? Amazing? Wish you could not have them?

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:00 am 
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The other night I dreamt that I was Serena, (from Gossip Girl,) and I was having super hot hate sex with Blair. It was totally awesome.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:24 am 
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For some reason I keep having them about Red Velvet Dildos....


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:19 am 
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I had an awesome dream about 1988 Glenn Danzig as a character from Game of Thrones. It was amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:45 pm 
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carrotflower wrote:
The other night I dreamt that I was Serena, (from Gossip Girl,) and I was having super hot hate sex with Blair. It was totally awesome.


I would like to have this dream.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:52 pm 
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My sex dreams usually involve my husband (no lie!) but they are frustrating because I always have a dream orgasm that sort of half wakes me up into a real orgasm, but since I'm mostly sleeping I can't do anything about it, and then I get a sort of blue balls feeling. Ugh.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
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I had an awesome dream about 1988 Glenn Danzig as a character from Game of Thrones. It was amazing.


I had a dream more recent Danzig and I were living in a nice hotel room, doing drugs, and copulating.

I woke up confused.


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For some reason I keep having them about Red Velvet Dildos....


<3!!!

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I love sex dreams. They're the only time I get to cheat on my husband. LOL

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:07 pm 
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I hate sex dreams where it's with a best friend or even a passing buddy. Seeing them the next day and remembering the sexytimes is always eerie.

This might be TMI (in the sex dream thread) but I had a dream once I got married to some faux hippy guy I know and part way through sexytime I remembered I had my period, which, for some reason, killed any enjoyment left in that dream.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:01 am 
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GAAAAHHH, okay, so like...a year ago, I had a sex dream about a friend who at the time was a pretty new friend of mine. He's a sweet guy, but like, you know, he's straight, he eats a lot of meat, he can be kinda douchey sometimes, not really someone I would actually pursue a sexual relationship with in real life. So I had this dream a year ago and I was just like, okay, that was weird, I'm sure nothing will come of that. We weren't really close friends or anything, he was just someone who was kinda new to my friendship circle.

Well, now it's a year later, this guy and I have become pretty good friends, we hang out pretty often, we have a lot in common, I'm still not really attracted to him, he's just my friend, right? Except, the other night I had the most intense sex dream ever about him...like, some of the best sex I have ever had in my life, except for the part where it was just a dream and it didn't actually happen. So then I woke up and realized it was just a dream, and I'm like...still tingling from the sex that didn't really even happen. And now I can't stop thinking about him and ohhhhmygod it's going to be SO AWKWARD next time I see him.

But mostly when I have sex dreams, we never actually get to have sex because we spend the whole dream trying to find the proper prophylactic, and then I wake up before anything good happens.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
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Ooh, this thread is awesome!

Once (not so long ago) I dreamt of attending a fancy party (a big house in a warm country and I had this gorgeous dress) and suddenly a handsome guy comes towards me and presses me up against a wall. I totally came.

I always dream about forbidden boys or, pretty often, about complete strangers. It's a turnon it itself.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:35 am 
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AWWW YEAHHH, had another one. different person. not as hot. similarly awkward.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
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I recently had a sex dream about my ex-girlfriend which was worse than when I not very long ago had a sex dream about the actor who plays Artie in Glee.

I mean, the sex in the dream was fine, it was just the waking up and realizing that I had a sex dream about her that was bad.

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:21 am 
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Yeah that's ballsack

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I'll second that. Did it last night about an almost-ex boyfriend

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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
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I had a sort of sex dream about my crush at work. There was more snuggling than sexing but it was nice.

I also just remembered some crazy one I had where I was a tall blond man with a ponytail (this is the opposite of me) and I was having really rough sex with someone. To the point where I woke up with a what the fizzle face on. My brain needs to chill.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:59 pm 
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Mars wrote:
First I had a dream in which a casual friend of mine, dressed as a lumberjack, asked me to be in a porno with him. But I had to dress as a 1930's newspaper boy. And it was in a log cabin.


Haha, that's amazing!

I don't really have dreams anymore, sexual or otherwise. It's kind of sad.


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 Post subject: Re: Sex Dreams
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:38 am 
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I also just remembered some crazy one I had where I was a tall blond man with a ponytail (this is the opposite of me) and I was having really rough sex with someone. To the point where I woke up with a what the fizzle face on. My brain needs to chill.

Oh yeah, I had a sex dream once where I was a different person, super weird! It was the only dream ever where I was a different person than who I am.

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I once dreamt I made a girl custard just by playing with her breasts, which was pretty rad - especially given that my most vivid memory of that dream was that her skin was AMAZINGLY soft. But then things got interesting when I went to give her head, and she had a cork - oh, okay, sure - but then halfway through giving her head she revealed that the cork was just an exceptionally realistic prosthetic...? Well okay then. My subconscious was either trying to tell me something deep about sex and gender and sexuality... or it just couldn't decide exactly what it wanted my mouth to be doing.

More recently, I dreamed I was - well, me, but a slightly more Billy Kaplan version of myself than usual. I might have actually been him. Still not totally sure. But at any rate, I was getting some serious heavy petting from his twin brother. In the speedster suit. It was... weird...


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My sex dreams usually involve my husband (no lie!) but they are frustrating because I always have a dream orgasm that sort of half wakes me up into a real orgasm, but since I'm mostly sleeping I can't do anything about it, and then I get a sort of blue balls feeling. Ugh.



I know the feeling! We should make up a name for lady blue balls, since uh, we don't have balls. It's just as frustrating a feeling!

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I've only ever had a few sex dreams. Most of those times were people I don't know, but one memorable one was with my sister....talk about awkward.

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So last night I had a dream that I was about to have sex with this dude I'd just made (not anybody I know in real life, thank god), like we were literally naked and in bed and just about to do it, and then I thought to ask him how old he was, and he was like "I'm 17", and I was like "Sorry, nope, can't do it" and that was the end of that.

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My dreams have switched over from sexy to bizarre anxiety dreams. Here's hoping the sexy comes back.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:30 pm 
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But mostly when I have sex dreams, we never actually get to have sex because we spend the whole dream trying to find the proper prophylactic, and then I wake up before anything good happens.


no offense, but this is funny! frustrating, but funny!

i had a not sex dream the other night, don't remember what i was up to, but i remember rummaging through my purse to find my antibacterial hand sanitizer! nutty in real life, nutty in my dreams ;)

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