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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:11 am 
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I don't understand how anyone, anyone, missed the first thread.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:33 am 
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YES some people stand! haha I don't completely stand up straight, still bending, but definitely standing.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 8:38 am 
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I don't understand how anyone, anyone, missed the first thread.

I know! It was like a million pages long.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:34 am 
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If you have testicles I can totally see why standing would be a better option but if you don't have testicles then I am completely baffled as to why you would stand. I even tried it out in the name of experimenting and I can see no reason why you would want to stand and wipe at all.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:48 am 
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Did anybody post an instructional diagram in the previous thread? Because I try to picture how this works but fail.


Well first you stand up, and then you wipe your asparagus.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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I don't see why testicles would have anything to do with it? Haven't we established that a fair number of people don't reach between their legs from the front to wipe?


http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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I just couldn't think of any other reason however, after having read that article I will hush mah mouth.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:46 am 
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I had to go poop after reading this to know if I sit or stand...weird. I am a sitter, right cheek lifter. Also currently typing this as I plop...too much?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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The ultimate divide is really in curiosity. Standers want to know! Sitters want to remain in the dark!

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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What did you do about the lost roll? You couldn't have flushed it, could you have? Did you have to fish it out? What'd you use? I have nightmares about this sort of thing. One time, a pen fell out of my purse and into a public toilet; I felt like a jerk, but I just left it there for the poor cleaning staff because there's no way I can go fishing (not vegan)!


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:00 am 
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The ultimate divide is really in curiosity. Standers want to know! Sitters want to remain in the dark!


As a sitter, I agree.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:25 am 
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So happy this conversation is back.
Of everything I have learned, done and experienced through the ppk, I think this is the most radical--some people stand when they wipe.


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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:26 am 
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What did you do about the lost roll? You couldn't have flushed it, could you have? Did you have to fish it out? What'd you use? I have nightmares about this sort of thing. One time, a pen fell out of my purse and into a public toilet; I felt like a jerk, but I just left it there for the poor cleaning staff because there's no way I can go fishing (not vegan)!


I HAD to fish it out and then just threw it away. I had other toilet paper so it wasn't a crisis, just sad. Some times I have fantasies about just leaving stuff like that for someone else to clean up like a child. But not when it's a public place, just my own home.

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I don't see why testicles would have anything to do with it? Haven't we established that a fair number of people don't reach between their legs from the front to wipe?


http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972


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The sheer horror of this term should end the front to back versus back to front debate forever.

Brownbushing for girls, maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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In honour of this I tried standing yesterday. It was awkward and unwieldy and did not create the necessary conditions for effective wiping. So I sat back down.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:49 pm 
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stander here. i also fold, not wad my toilet paper.

(i should clarify that i sort of half-stand, but it's definitely not a full sit.)

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Did anybody post an instructional diagram in the previous thread? Because I try to picture how this works but fail.


Well first you stand up, and then you wipe your asparagus.


bahahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Wait a minute. Waaaaaaait a minute. Are standers the reason there are urine drops on public toilet seats? I always assumed they were caused by hoverers who were afraid to sit down, but in the old thread someone had asked something about drips and I'm just now making the connection...

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I stand to wipe my asparagus. Rarely for pee, but when I do I'm still standing over the toilet when I wipe.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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Yes! The softest stuff money can buy.


I used to use that, but it's all so FLIMSY. My fingers poke right through, and that is UNPLEASANT.

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:40 am 
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I have dropped the roll into the toilet...a few times. Comes with the territory of being a stander AND being someone who does not like the TP to be on the dumb roll.

Also I have a bomb to drop (hur hur hur)...and I have seemed to develop a hybrid sit/stand wiping routine in the past year. I'll do the primary wipe sitting, but then go to standing for the finishing wipes and for the wet wipe finale.

Also Im going on the record to say the fancy double quilted TP just smears more than it grabs

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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
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 Post subject: Re: I'm a sitter/stander convert
PostPosted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:49 am 
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vegetalion wrote:
Wait a minute. Waaaaaaait a minute. Are standers the reason there are urine drops on public toilet seats? I always assumed they were caused by hoverers who were afraid to sit down, but in the old thread someone had asked something about drips and I'm just now making the connection...


Nope! I never drip. I think that comes from hoverers, or people with really weak kegel muscles who keep dribbling long after the main stream. Never a drip here! But if I did, I would WIPE it for chrissakes. It peas me off that people leave their drips for other people to deal with.

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I'm a sitter... I don't know how you could get clean standing. Your butt cheeks are all squished together n stuff...


It's not like I'm standing up straight in a military pose, butt cheeks clenched together! It's more of a hunched over wipe. Through the legs. It works like a charm.

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