Post Punk Kitchen Forum

I don't understand how anyone, anyone, missed the first thread.

YES some people stand! haha I don't completely stand up straight, still bending, but definitely standing.

I know! It was like a million pages long.

If you have testicles I can totally see why standing would be a better option but if you don't have testicles then I am completely baffled as to why you would stand. I even tried it out in the name of experimenting and I can see no reason why you would want to stand and wipe at all.

Well first you stand up, and then you wipe your asparagus.

I don't see why testicles would have anything to do with it? Haven't we established that a fair number of people don't reach between their legs from the front to wipe?


http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1725972

I just couldn't think of any other reason however, after having read that article I will hush mah mouth.

and perform my own survey.

I had to go poop after reading this to know if I sit or stand...weird. I am a sitter, right cheek lifter. Also currently typing this as I plop...too much?

The ultimate divide is really in curiosity. Standers want to know! Sitters want to remain in the dark!

What did you do about the lost roll? You couldn't have flushed it, could you have? Did you have to fish it out? What'd you use? I have nightmares about this sort of thing. One time, a pen fell out of my purse and into a public toilet; I felt like a jerk, but I just left it there for the poor cleaning staff because there's no way I can go fishing (not vegan)!

As a sitter, I agree.

So happy this conversation is back.
Of everything I have learned, done and experienced through the ppk, I think this is the most radical--some people stand when they wipe.

I HAD to fish it out and then just threw it away. I had other toilet paper so it wasn't a crisis, just sad. Some times I have fantasies about just leaving stuff like that for someone else to clean up like a child. But not when it's a public place, just my own home.

"brownballing"

The sheer horror of this term should end the front to back versus back to front debate forever.

Brownbushing for girls, maybe?

In honour of this I tried standing yesterday. It was awkward and unwieldy and did not create the necessary conditions for effective wiping. So I sat back down.

stander here. i also fold, not wad my toilet paper.

(i should clarify that i sort of half-stand, but it's definitely not a full sit.)



bahahahaha

Wait a minute. Waaaaaaait a minute. Are standers the reason there are urine drops on public toilet seats? I always assumed they were caused by hoverers who were afraid to sit down, but in the old thread someone had asked something about drips and I'm just now making the connection...

I stand to wipe my asparagus. Rarely for pee, but when I do I'm still standing over the toilet when I wipe.

I used to use that, but it's all so FLIMSY. My fingers poke right through, and that is UNPLEASANT.

I have dropped the roll into the toilet...a few times. Comes with the territory of being a stander AND being someone who does not like the TP to be on the dumb roll.

Also I have a bomb to drop (hur hur hur)...and I have seemed to develop a hybrid sit/stand wiping routine in the past year. I'll do the primary wipe sitting, but then go to standing for the finishing wipes and for the wet wipe finale.

Also Im going on the record to say the fancy double quilted TP just smears more than it grabs

I just can't take anything less than the best. I've tried. I did for years. I feel like I've earned more.

Nope! I never drip. I think that comes from hoverers, or people with really weak kegel muscles who keep dribbling long after the main stream. Never a drip here! But if I did, I would WIPE it for chrissakes. It peas me off that people leave their drips for other people to deal with.

It's not like I'm standing up straight in a military pose, butt cheeks clenched together! It's more of a hunched over wipe. Through the legs. It works like a charm.

I kick one leg up on the wall and get at that sucker with a clear shot.











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