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Author:  mumbles [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:12 am ]
Post subject:  I'm pretty sure my penis is shrinking

Do you think it's all the feminizing soy?

Author:  mrsbadmouth [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:13 am ]
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Have you tried getting out of the ice bath?

Author:  Fee [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:14 am ]
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Is it inverted?

Author:  joyfulgirl [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:16 am ]
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It's definitely the soy. Men need teh meatz.

Author:  mumbles [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:17 am ]
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The note says that I'm missing a kidney and that I should go to a hospital. But mostly I'm worried about my penis.

Author:  fridgelight [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:17 am ]
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Don't worry. If you massage veganaise into it, it'll grow 2"-4" almost instantly.

Author:  mumbles [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:24 am ]
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Fee wrote:
Is it inverted?

No, still an outie. But for how long?

Author:  Adah [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:35 am ]
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Are your boobs growing at least? The upside to a shrinking cork should be lucious soy boobs.

Author:  mrsbadmouth [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:37 am ]
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Try rubbing it and see if that does anything.

Author:  dakini [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:38 am ]
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Sprinkle some nooch on it. You just need some B12.

Author:  Fee [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:42 am ]
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mrsbadmouth wrote:
Try rubbing it and see if that does anything.


This is good advice. I was once told by a boy that rubbing my boobs would make them grow and now they're huge.

Author:  mrsbadmouth [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:37 pm ]
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That doesn't make any sense. I rub my tush all the time and it's still flat!

Author:  mel c [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:40 pm ]
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Are you sure it's not just a large clit?

Author:  FootFace [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:31 pm ]
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Dude, don't stress the missing kidney. You have a back-up.

Same with the penis.

Author:  Hapax Legomenon [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:26 pm ]
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just mumbles wrote:
Fee wrote:
Is it inverted?

No, still an outie. But for how long?

Until stage 4 of Koro sets in. You know you die when it's completely retracted, right?

Author:  mumbles [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:33 pm ]
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mel c wrote:
Are you sure it's not just a large clit?

I guess that would explain the vagina.

Author:  Adah [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:35 pm ]
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just mumbles wrote:
mel c wrote:
Are you sure it's not just a large clit?

I guess that would explain the vagina.

But is there a taint behind your new vagina?

Author:  Vantine [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:21 pm ]
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If you are worried about your penis, stage an intervention. It will thank you later.

Author:  smoothie [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:05 pm ]
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i'm pretty sure someone sent me an email about how to fix this problem! you want me to forward it to you?

Author:  fupapack [ Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:29 pm ]
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maybe your nutties are getting bigger?

Author:  CNA [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:29 am ]
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Hold a magnifying glass up to it... It'll at least look bigger.

Because you know, image is everything!

Author:  thisheregiraffe [ Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:48 pm ]
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Laser Ox wrote:
Don't worry. If you massage veganaise into it, it'll grow 2"-4" almost instantly.


+1 yummy!

Author:  blizzful [ Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:18 pm ]
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Somehow the whole "not the size of the ship, but the motion..." came to mind. So glad you didn't warn "pic heavy".

Author:  Everything [ Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:09 pm ]
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blizzful wrote:
So glad you didn't warn "pic heavy".


Hahahaha. Best.

Author:  graffiti [ Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:22 pm ]
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Here's some possible treatments from Wiki for Koro. It may help:

"Praying to gods and asking Taoist priests to perform exorcism is common. If a fox spirit is believed to be involved, people may hit gongs or beat the person to drive it out. The person will receive a yang- or yin-augmenting Chinese medicine potion, usually including herbs, animal penises (of tiger, deer and fur seal), pilose antler (stag of deer) or deer tail. Other foods for therapy are pepper soup, ginger soup and liquor.[6]"

I like the liquor suggestion.

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