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 Post subject: name your vag here....
PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:51 am 
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oh for heaven's sakes....let's just do this....


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Vagina...I don't pull no punches.

Here is a handy guide to names:
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ETA: I should mention the original link, I had to resize it cos it was too big for here
http://feministing.com/files/2010/11/vageuphemisms.jpg

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Ahhh!! so funny


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(Minus the whole plural thing.)

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I need to print out that chart. I can't believe how many different names there are! Also, "your vagina is a victorian lady"?! Hilarious.


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My vagina is totally a Victorian lady. Quivering quim it is.


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I like Fancy Bit from that list. I'm also good with being fancy.


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Eel skinner. That one's new.


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tinglepants! wrote:
Hildegarde.


Immediately I thought of the giant airship you get in Final Fantasy 9, that played great music when you flew it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8t7po9z ... re=related

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No one's said Donald.

Huh.

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I'm a cooter caller.

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I'm quite partial to kumquat Waffle.

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I call mine "bajingo" thanks to Elliot on Scrubs, but I may have to pick up some new lingo from that chart ; )

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Sasha Fierce.

ETA: Because when I heard that, this is all I could think about.

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Hahaha, I just noticed "scabbard" there. I once read a romance novel that described the sex act as "He slid his rigid shaft into her velvety sheath."

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One guy I dated called it the jam pot.


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Shy Mox wrote:
tinglepants! wrote:
Hildegarde.


Immediately I thought of the giant airship you get in Final Fantasy 9, that played great music when you flew it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8t7po9z ... re=related


I'm thinking Von Bingen!

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Madge? Really? That list is hilarious. I may have to go with Madge though...

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Man, there are so many good ones on that list. Cloven Tuft!

When one of my cousins was little my aunt used to call it a twinkie. They were at the grocery store one day with actual Twinkies in their cart and some random man said to my little cousin, "Ooh, yum! I'll trade you these juice boxes for your Twinkies." She was pretty freaked out.


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