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Author:  Mumbaikar [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:51 am ]
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oh for heaven's sakes....let's just do this....

Author:  fezza [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:03 am ]
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foof!

Author:  Veglicious [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:26 am ]
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Vagina...I don't pull no punches.

Here is a handy guide to names:
Image

ETA: I should mention the original link, I had to resize it cos it was too big for here
http://feministing.com/files/2010/11/vageuphemisms.jpg

Author:  Abelskiver [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:50 am ]
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Ahhh!! so funny

Author:  queenofpainting [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:17 am ]
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Image

?

(Minus the whole plural thing.)

Author:  graffiti [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:00 pm ]
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I need to print out that chart. I can't believe how many different names there are! Also, "your vagina is a victorian lady"?! Hilarious.

Author:  suzukibeane [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:42 pm ]
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My vagina is totally a Victorian lady. Quivering quim it is.

Author:  Fee [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:43 pm ]
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Noel.

Author:  Thessaly [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:44 pm ]
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I like Fancy Bit from that list. I'm also good with being fancy.

Author:  tinglepants! [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:08 pm ]
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Hildegarde.

Author:  Adah [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:57 pm ]
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Eel skinner. That one's new.

Author:  Shy Mox [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:23 pm ]
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tinglepants! wrote:
Hildegarde.


Immediately I thought of the giant airship you get in Final Fantasy 9, that played great music when you flew it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8t7po9z ... re=related

Author:  FootFace [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:24 pm ]
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No one's said Donald.

Huh.

Author:  paprikapapaya [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 8:46 pm ]
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My fave has always been Dick Wallet.

Author:  coldandsleepy [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:02 pm ]
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I'm a cooter caller.

But I might start with Lady Jane.

Author:  Amelie [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:37 pm ]
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I'm quite partial to kumquat Waffle.

*edit: even funnier with the filter!

Author:  Fee [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:41 pm ]
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One of you can pick Fee any time now

Author:  dakini [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:46 pm ]
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I call mine "bajingo" thanks to Elliot on Scrubs, but I may have to pick up some new lingo from that chart ; )

Author:  Niev [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:55 am ]
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Sasha Fierce.

ETA: Because when I heard that, this is all I could think about.

Author:  Shy Mox [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:54 am ]
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Hahaha, I just noticed "scabbard" there. I once read a romance novel that described the sex act as "He slid his rigid shaft into her velvety sheath."

Author:  celyn [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:48 am ]
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One guy I dated called it the jam pot.

Author:  choirqueer [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:25 am ]
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Shy Mox wrote:
tinglepants! wrote:
Hildegarde.


Immediately I thought of the giant airship you get in Final Fantasy 9, that played great music when you flew it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8t7po9z ... re=related


I'm thinking Von Bingen!

Author:  Fizzgig [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:17 pm ]
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Madge? Really? That list is hilarious. I may have to go with Madge though...

Author:  Pinko [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:46 pm ]
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Man, there are so many good ones on that list. Cloven Tuft!

When one of my cousins was little my aunt used to call it a twinkie. They were at the grocery store one day with actual Twinkies in their cart and some random man said to my little cousin, "Ooh, yum! I'll trade you these juice boxes for your Twinkies." She was pretty freaked out.

Author:  seitanicverses [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:24 pm ]
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Mine is The Abyss.

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