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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube  Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:41 pm |
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Giving new meaning to the term busting a nut...
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:41 pm |
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I also found this winner of a statement "What a yummy way to cure a yeast infection! "
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:43 pm |
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Tofulish wrote: Giving new meaning to the term busting a nut... I love you.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:57 pm |
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VeganFoodRocks wrote: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. Heh. Was eyeball deep in end of month paperwork, thinking of sex while trying to do that made my brain not work properly. Welp, looks like I will be slathering coconut oil all over my guys cork! Awesome. Always glad to help a dude out. I will expect from him a virtual high-five.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:06 pm |
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solipsistnation wrote: VeganFoodRocks wrote: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. Heh. Was eyeball deep in end of month paperwork, thinking of sex while trying to do that made my brain not work properly. Welp, looks like I will be slathering coconut oil all over my guys cork! Awesome. Always glad to help a dude out. I will expect from him a virtual high-five. Ha! I am sure he will be more than pleased to give you a virtual high five! Not that the taste of lube would ever stop me anyways! Except for the tingly kind. Not cool.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:14 pm |
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Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:18 pm |
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Ha! It's making me wish my guy wasn't away for the weekend!
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:32 pm |
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It's making me wish my hand was a whole, real person.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:27 pm |
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Mars wrote: Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing. mind-blowing? wrong vicinity, dude.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:41 pm |
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supercarrot wrote: Mars wrote: Dude. This thread is a little mind-blowing. mind-blowing? wrong vicinity, dude. Men think with their parts, as I have been told by many a vindictive woman.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:07 pm |
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Okay, right, sorry... mind-wanking.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:57 am |
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Mars wrote: It's making me wish my hand was a whole, real person. may i say again, LE SIGH.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:17 am |
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...a whole, real person attached to your arm, forced to service you at your whim.
"BACK IN MY PANTS HAND MAN."
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 11:04 am |
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It's the only lube I'll use because I'm pretty sure everything else leads to yeasties for me. Yeah not condom safe tho, just get non-latex.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:41 pm |
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Of all the uses for coconut oil I really never thought this would be one of them. The more you know!
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:02 pm |
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Wow, I am so doing this. I'll use the virgin stuff (heh) that smells and taste like coconut, yum.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:06 pm |
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Duuuude, I totally want coconut-scented genitals. I need to try this.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:33 am |
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I love the PPK!
Sorry, I have nothing else to add (I'll be in the no-sexin' thread).
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:06 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:16 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: Im going to hopefully try this out tomorrow so I will report back. Because I know everyone loves my reports Remember: Pics or it didn't happen.
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 5:39 pm |
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solipsistnation wrote: Adam Crisis wrote: Im going to hopefully try this out tomorrow so I will report back. Because I know everyone loves my reports Remember: Pics or it didn't happen. NO DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:20 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:54 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Coconut oil as sex lube Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:07 am |
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Adam Crisis wrote: even though I know a bunch of you dirty people would want to see the pics Yeah, yep.
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