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Post subject: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis  Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:11 pm |
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All about the ins and outs of one of our favorite organs. With lots of maps and links and exciting pictures. Quote: So, does size really matter?
At the end of the day, I don’t believe anyone should answer this question. We do enough damage judging each other with unrealistic sets of beauty standards set by the superficial, synthetic beauty world that we all in one way or another seem to be addicted to.
Think about it, if these sources told you that you were perfect, they’d be left with nothing to do (and without a lot of your money).
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But on a cold winter night, when the wind whispers through the trees and a bright, white moon hangs heavy in the air, you might hear a sad cry like someone thinking he knows what's best for you, and that'll be the white man a-passin' you by. just mumbles
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:06 pm |
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I've been thinking about getting a tattoo of a bigger penis on my penis.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:09 pm |
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mumbles wrote: I've been thinking about getting a tattoo of a bigger penis on my penis. This sounds exactly like something a Republican would do.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 4:39 pm |
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maybe you can get it a frill, like lizards have, to make its enemies think it's bigger than it is.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:06 pm |
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I thought about getting a penis enlargement, but it sounds painful, so I think all women should get vagina ensmallment surgery instead.
It would help with my feelings?
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:12 pm |
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What if my penis is actually quite attractive? Don't hate me for my perfect genitals. :(
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:24 pm |
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According to that article there are professional penis measurers!
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:15 pm |
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dropscone wrote: According to that article there are professional penis measurers! Its always a hard day at the office.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:17 pm |
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solipsistnation wrote: What if my penis is actually quite attractive? Don't hate me for my perfect genitals. :( seriously, its one of the few things I am proud of on my body..I mean the size isnt impressive or anything, it just looks very nice...ya know, for a gross cork
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:36 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: solipsistnation wrote: What if my penis is actually quite attractive? Don't hate me for my perfect genitals. :( seriously, its one of the few things I am proud of on my body..I mean the size isnt impressive or anything, it just looks very nice...ya know, for a gross cork is it weird that I kind of want to see?
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:52 pm |
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Nobody is too straight for my penis.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:07 pm |
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So anyway, due to popular demand, here is a picture of my cork:
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:40 pm |
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That's huge if that's life size! Also, I didn't realize you were French.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:49 pm |
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I can't believe you put your cork in a bottle. That seems like a French Tickler gone bad.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 1:56 pm |
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vegimator wrote: That's huge if that's life size! Also, I didn't realize you were French. Just my parts.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:18 pm |
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*twitch*
it's beautiful
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 12:52 pm |
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:07 pm |
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Duh.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:34 pm |
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solipsistnation wrote: So anyway, due to popular demand, here is a picture of my cork: Saw that coming.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:32 am |
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choirqueer wrote: solipsistnation wrote: So anyway, due to popular demand, here is a picture of my cork: Saw that coming. I didnt... I actually looked behind me before opening the pic. Bummer though.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:39 am |
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jerusha wrote: choirqueer wrote: solipsistnation wrote: So anyway, due to popular demand, here is a picture of my cork: Saw that coming. I didnt... I actually looked behind me before opening the pic. Bummer though. Same. Duh.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:42 am |
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this is the best forking thread i have ever read. every single post is a frigging gem. my belly hurts, my tea is snorted up my nose. And i haven't even clicked on the link yet.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:27 am |
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choirqueer wrote: solipsistnation wrote: So anyway, due to popular demand, here is a picture of my cork: Saw that coming. I BET YOU'D LIKE TO. PHWOAR. Unfortunately, most of the unclothed pictures I have involve my parts being, uh, concealed. If you know what I mean.
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:02 am |
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Post subject: Re: We <3 Your Imperfect Penis Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:36 pm |
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Im not quite ready to be the guy who shows his cork to the PPK, sorry...I guess Im not as much of an exhibitionist as I thought
(aka Facebook message me for pics)
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