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this is what I was thinking! But I guess Brian proves us wrong. My bike riding butt pimples are not red and don't look like face pimples though. I don't think they're that visible, but I can feel em. My bike butt is hard as a rock though!

Me too. But I get other chafing sometimes.

I don't really get butt zits but I don't have perfect tv butt either! I think i've gotten one or two butt zits in my life. But so no one hates me, I have a flat, kind of saggy butt that is dry unless I remember to lotion it (which is almost never).

Tv butt.

Sometimes I'll get one right around where my pantaloons end, but that's rare. Maybe a couple a year? They go away fast! I wouldn't say I have a "TV butt," though. It's smooth enough but the fat is sort of concentrated in the middle, as opposed to being a generally full asparagus.

I used to get them and nothing seemed to help until I stopped putting conditioner on my hair in the shower.

I ran out of conditioner one day and used some after-shower, leave-in conditioner someone had left at my house. After about 3 days of using the after-shower leave-in stuff, I had no more butt pimples and haven't had a one since (even though I cycle about every other day). Glory be to a pimple-free butt!

When's Adam going to make an appearance in this thread?

Rarely, the skin there is too dry! I make up for it by horrible ingrown hairs/enormous pimples in other, much less comfortable places, though!

The options on this poll exclude my hairy, yet utterly pimple-free, asparagus.

I love this post -- I totally get polka-dot butt after a breakout. I don't always get breakouts, but most recently got a slew of butt pimples after having my most recent baby (I am kind of in butt-pimple remission at the moment). I wonder if it was hormones or all those baths I took?

I get them occasionally, sometimes the big hurty ones that never get a white head. They hurt like hell.
My husband gets them, but he squeezes at them so much they turn into purple scars.

I really don't, I've lost over 1 1/2 stone over the past 6 months, I'm almost 40 and my skin hates me. Weight loss without a lot of exercise at my age has left me with a butt that looks like hot air balloon that has ran out of gas, saaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

It's like I peeled my butt from the butt of an infant. Smooth as hell. I rub it sometimes I MEAN I DON'T RUB IT.

This is always a fun conversation to have with random strangers who also ride bikes.

I usually have at least one right along the edge of the leg hole in my underwear (chafing-related, most likely). This was often true when I was riding daily, and very much true now that I'm working food delivery four days a week.

I feel your pain, literally and figuratively.

Smooooooth. Zero butt pimples here.

I had many many many when I had uncontrolled keratosis pilaris. Going vegan helped, though---not many butt pimples no mo'.

I wish veganism could cure my b!tchiness, though.

:D

Someone should message him. He'd love this thread.

I don't get them, but I have annoying keratosis pilaris errwhere. It's kind of similar.

My fiance has this! It's not really something to be excited about but I am! He's very sensitive about it, aww.

Exclamation mark! My best friend gets kind of excited about my bumpy arms. I don't know why!

My husband has it, too. Apparently one of every 2 peeps has it...bizarre.

I don't get actual pimples, I get things that look like it but are actually irritated skin. I used to always wash my butt with acne cleanser in the shower and one of my friends clued me in that it was irritated skin and that was making it worse. So now I do nothing and my butt is a lot nicer.

Me too. It has made me socially-unacceptably excited about people with smooth skin. I want to touch their arms.