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 Post subject: On the Subject of Wangs
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:40 am 
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So, wang-bearers and wang-fans...

Has anyone here had any experience of foreskin restoration? There are various "intactivist" groups who advocate stretching (like you would with ear stretchers/plugs/flesh tunnels, or lip plates, but further down) and seem to have a bit of success. Basically, keeping it under slight tension encourages new skin growth to provide better "coverage". Just to be clear, I'm not talking surgery, just a little growth encouragement.

I know that there are a few body mod enthusiasts around here, so any thoughts from anyone would be groovy.

Also: wang.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:55 am 
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A friend of mine did it, and thought it was the greatest thing ever. It was sort of hilarious/annoying because he was so freaking enthusiastic about it and wouldn't stop talking about how much he loved his new foreskin.

He had a flap of skin taken from his leg and grafted and then a stretching apparatus was constructed. He was on a sex and stroganoff ban for a while as it healed up. I know you want to do it non-surgically, but I wanted to add that he felt like the surgery wasn't a big deal.

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Tofulish wrote:
He was on a sex and stroganoff ban


This made me laugh way, way too hard. Stroganoff. Awesome.

I'm a card carrying member of HOOP. It's a Doberman! Let it have its ears!

I really have nothing to contribute to this except I saw the topic discussed on one of those daytime talk shows in the 90s and I found it totally fascinating.

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 Post subject: Re: On the Subject of Wangs
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I have nothing to say, other than its really hard not to open a thread with "wang" in the title.

Also, Wang B. Stroganoff.

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I dunno, the whole foreskin thing seems like it would be kind of tedious to deal with.

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I have nothing to say, other than its really hard not to open a thread with "wang" in the title.

Also, Wang B. Stroganoff.

This. I'm sorry to derail. But I lack willpower. Good luck to your wang!


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Mine was done for medical reasons. I think it was too tight. I was about 8? It was about twenty years ago, so they might not even do that any more. It wasn't an American-style* "raze it to the ground" affair, rather a bit of a trim.


* Judging from the American wangs I've seen, vs the non-American wangs I've seen.

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I've read a few articles and such on dudes doing it (comes up in my gender binary research a bit). Mostly a lot of blokes who regret that their parents cut it off and trying all kinds of things to get it back.

Weights and surgery seemed to have the best result. But I don't have a circumcised wang, or any wang for that matter.

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 Post subject: Re: On the Subject of Wangs
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Mine was done for medical reasons. I think it was too tight. I was about 8? It was about twenty years ago, so they might not even do that any more. It wasn't an American-style* "raze it to the ground" affair, rather a bit of a trim.


* Judging from the American wangs I've seen, vs the non-American wangs I've seen.

They do still do it. My nephew had to have his done a few years back. It is quite common apparently.


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Gulliver (as far as the rest of us wankers can tell) wrote:
So, wang-bearers and wang-fans...

wang wang a-wangitty wang, i said a wang wang wangitty wang.

Also: wang.

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My circumcision was Australian-style. Which I guess means they attached a bunch of corks to my cork.

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I was hoping Australian-style meant that they used the foreskin to make a little pouch for you.

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Aw-ww! That would be so cute!

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I was hoping Australian-style meant that they used the foreskin to make a little pouch for you.


That was the hardest I've laughed at anything all week :D

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Or a wee beer cozy <3

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Or a wee stubby holder* <3


*I used to watch Neighbours. That is all that is based upon. All.

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In case anyone is curious, here is a picture of my wang:

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...and here it is NAKED and EXPOSED TO THE WORLD.

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I know you've all been waiting for that, and I figured my wang might as well please a few more.

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solipsistnation wrote:
In case anyone is curious, here is a picture of my wang:

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...and here it is NAKED and EXPOSED TO THE WORLD.

Spoiler: show
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I know you've all been waiting for that, and I figured my wang might as well please a few more.


Hot.

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Tofulish wrote:
Or a wee stubby holder* <3


*I used to watch Neighbours. That is all that is based upon. All.

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solipsistnation wrote:
In case anyone is curious, here is a picture of my wang:

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...and here it is NAKED and EXPOSED TO THE WORLD.

Spoiler: show
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I know you've all been waiting for that, and I figured my wang might as well please a few more.


Wow! Totally didn't see that...coming.

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Forgive my ignorance, but what is the benefit of having a foreskin? All I can imagine is that you gotta check that shiitake for smegma.

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The benefit is that it's naturally there to protect the head of your peen, and having it surgically removed it unnecessary.

I've had (heh) both, and it makes no difference to me as a vagina-owner. But if I were to ever have a baby that had a penis, I wouldn't circumcise for sure.

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The benefit is that it's naturally there to protect the head of your peen, and having it surgically removed it unnecessary.


This, plus a penis with a foreskin tends to be a lot more sensitive than one without. (I get this info from someone who's had to have the foreskin removed as an adult so he can compare pre- and post-cut peen.)

That said, I don't think restoring the foreskin would do anything to restore sensitivity.

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paprikapapaya wrote:
The benefit is that it's naturally there to protect the head of your peen, and having it surgically removed it unnecessary.


This, plus a penis with a foreskin tends to be a lot more sensitive than one without. (I get this info from someone who's had to have the foreskin removed as an adult so he can compare pre- and post-cut peen.)

That said, I don't think restoring the foreskin would do anything to restore sensitivity.


My friend who had his foreskin restored said that it restored sensitivity. He said that because his glans was no longer buffeted by the rough and tumble of trouser life, but was shielded like a delicate flower, it regained its sensitivity, which made sex better post foreskin restoration.

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