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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:46 pm 
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A few days ago a certain family member had talc on the back of her skirt, she bent over to pick something up and farted - spewing a cloud of talc behind her. I haven't laughed so much in months

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:42 pm 
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Oh man that is amazing!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:12 am 
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A few days ago a certain family member had talc on the back of her skirt, she bent over to pick something up and farted - spewing a cloud of talc behind her. I haven't laughed so much in months


Wow, hard to top that! Why'd she have talc on her skirt?

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 Post subject: Re: The Fart Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:24 am 
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A few days ago a certain family member had talc on the back of her skirt, she bent over to pick something up and farted - spewing a cloud of talc behind her. I haven't laughed so much in months


Wow, hard to top that! Why'd she have talc on her skirt?


She has a skin problem at the bottom of her back, talc stops an itching but she used way too much that day!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:47 am 
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Once when my husband and I were first dating, I once silently farted in his truck. A few moments later, he started wondering aloud "what IS that smell? Do you smell that? It's like.... gas. Not gasoline, but human gas."

There were only two of us present, and HE hadn't farted, but he couldn't seem to do the math. I was too embarrassed to 'fess up, so I let him keep pondering aloud...


George Carling once said, "If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:36 am 
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Garlic is my favorite food/flavor. I can eat the stuff raw. It's wonderful.

But others don't like me after eating raw garlic (or even better, those flash-fried garlic chips), so I rarely do it. But it not only flavors my breath and pores, it even makes my farts more pleasant. At least to me who loves the smell. I've not heard the same positive feedback from others.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:38 pm 
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I was pretty constipated yesterday and let off TERRIBLE gas just as I was starting to deadlift. I could NOT contain it, I had no idea it was there. It felt great that it was gone but ugh, did it smell.

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Garlic is my favorite food/flavor. I can eat the stuff raw. It's wonderful.

But others don't like me after eating raw garlic (or even better, those flash-fried garlic chips), so I rarely do it. But it not only flavors my breath and pores, it even makes my farts more pleasant. At least to me who loves the smell. I've not heard the same positive feedback from others.


I'm having awesome garlic farts today! My co-worker didn't seem to think so, he was careful to stay out of the medicine room at work while I was in there...

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On Friday I was gettin' it on with Mr. Fizz and I definitely farted really loud TWO TIMES in the middle of it. He looked slightly horrified as I burst out laughing really loudly...it was hilarious. He has decided that I am not to have bean salad for dinners if I want to have sexy times anymore, as that may have contributed. I still think it was funny.

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I came home from work and was getting changed and did some farts. They smelled a lot like my lover's farts. I'm missing them a lot because they just went back home (overseas) and now I am smelling my farts and feeling sad but also a bit comforted.

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I ate some Garlic Chips yesterday. Probably my favorite food, but I rarely eat them because I'm now farting literally every minute since I woke up. Silent, but really stinky and I'm pretty certain all my coworkers know and just aren't saying anything.
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