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fezza
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having  Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:18 pm |
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fezza wrote: It's detachable. dont lend it to Fezza, last time she took forever to return it and when she did it had burn marks and her dog had chewed up part of it
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:21 pm |
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Yeah, sorry about that. I shouldn't have stolen it out her knicker-drawer when I slept over. My bad. Couldn't help myself, y'know?
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:23 pm |
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I assumed it had been gathered up accidentally when you stole all my knickers.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:26 pm |
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Tell everyone, why doncha!
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Adam Crisis
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:26 pm |
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fezza
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:32 pm |
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interrobang?!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:39 pm |
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To the nunnery! With haste!
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Sarah-Jane
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:33 am |
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Adam Crisis wrote: Ewwww that made me feel really weird and grossed out!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:16 pm |
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Adam Crisis wrote: I can't see what that picture is supposed to show. I mean I can see a woman with little circles on her forearms, knees and one on her face, but can't tell if the circles are piercings or painted on or supposed to be pimples or what. Though judging by other people's reactions I probably don't want to know.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:11 pm |
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fetalexplosion wrote: Dandelion wrote: Kumquat is totally my type. That's one of the habits I'm hoping to break. But that one is harder said than done. Small and surprisingly tart? Giiirl - you need to upgrade to some sort of mangerine Off topic, but I sort of adore you, ha.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:30 pm |
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Jigglypuff wrote: newsie, are you still attracted to him? It has been a long time since I answered. Sorry. And yes, but maybe it is living together? I don't mind kissing him, etc. but the minute he shoves his tongue down my throat, my body screams "get me outta here!!!"
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:15 pm |
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So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. Definitely not about the sex that I'm not having.
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Sarah-Jane
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:27 am |
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There was a really cute boy in the bar who kept checking me out last night. We got talking by the jukebox and turns out he didn't know who The Ramones are so I just kinda ended the conversation.
This is why I don't get laid, people!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:59 am |
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choirqueer wrote: So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. Definitely not about the sex that I'm not having. Jesus is a biscuit?
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:07 am |
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Sarah-Jane wrote: There was a really cute boy in the bar who kept checking me out last night. We got talking by the jukebox and turns out he didn't know who The Ramones are so I just kinda ended the conversation.
This is why I don't get laid, people! No, I think you made the right move.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:29 am |
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Mr. Shankly wrote: Sarah-Jane wrote: There was a really cute boy in the bar who kept checking me out last night. We got talking by the jukebox and turns out he didn't know who The Ramones are so I just kinda ended the conversation.
This is why I don't get laid, people! No, I think you made the right move. Probably but a bit of peen would have been nice.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:23 pm |
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Sarah-Jane wrote: Mr. Shankly wrote: Sarah-Jane wrote: There was a really cute boy in the bar who kept checking me out last night. We got talking by the jukebox and turns out he didn't know who The Ramones are so I just kinda ended the conversation.
This is why I don't get laid, people! No, I think you made the right move. Probably but a bit of peen would have been nice. Next time you should invite him over for hot sex and good music. Two great things at once!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:59 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. Definitely not about the sex that I'm not having. ...And we have a winner. You must have done something pretty heinous to get CB by Jeebus. Is this thread about 100% celibacy--like not even stroganoff? If so, I'm screwed. Pun intended. Because I'm doing it to myself. Get it? I kill me.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:06 pm |
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jewbacca wrote: Is this thread about 100% celibacy--like not even stroganoff? If so, I'm screwed. Pun intended. Because I'm doing it to myself. Get it? I kill me. I think it's a thread for people who haven't had sex with other people for awhile (weeks, months, years) - either by choice or circumstance. I'm definitely in the pro-masturbation camp!
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:16 pm |
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choirqueer wrote: So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. please don't tell me some dope gave up purple-headed rainbow-weaving-cuties for lent. because that would just be sad. i have been looking at this thread for quite some time wondering when i would step into the room. i'm in the room now. i have a partner, we sleep in the same bed, but i am just SO not interested. nothing personal, i ain't interested in my toybox either.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:40 pm |
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Mars wrote: choirqueer wrote: So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. Definitely not about the sex that I'm not having. Jesus is a biscuit? Yes. A limp one.
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:41 pm |
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jewbacca wrote: choirqueer wrote: So, I got cockblocked by Jesus. and/or the Easter Bunny. I'm not sure which. That's all I can really say about that. Definitely not about the sex that I'm not having. ...And we have a winner. You must have done something pretty heinous to get CB by Jeebus. Do I get a mug?
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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:42 pm |
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bunniee wrote: jewbacca wrote: Is this thread about 100% celibacy--like not even stroganoff? If so, I'm screwed. Pun intended. Because I'm doing it to myself. Get it? I kill me. I think it's a thread for people who haven't had sex with other people for awhile (weeks, months, years) - either by choice or circumstance. I'm definitely in the pro-masturbation camp! I want to go to Pro-Masturbation Camp! Actually, I think I might be the director.
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