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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:52 pm 
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Do they serve good food there

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:30 pm 
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Do they serve good food there

They probably cook out of Natural Harvest.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:07 am 
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I'm definitely not against stroganoff. I'm pretty sure I'd be a horrible person to be around if I was. No orgasms for a year? fork that noise. I will not deprive myself of one of life's great pleasures just because I don't have a partner. Being single can be depressing enough for other reasons.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I began jacking it before I ever had a wet dream. I feel robbed. Maybe I need to put the hand wiener combo on hiatus so I can blast a load in my sleep

Actually on a past band tour all the dudes did a no beat off contest and 3 of us made it the whole 3 weeks. It really wasnt that tough, besides involuntarily grinding my aching boner into my sleeping bag every night before I went to bed

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Adam Crisis wrote:
I began jacking it before I ever had a wet dream. I feel robbed. Maybe I need to put the hand wiener combo on hiatus so I can blast a load in my sleep

Actually on a past band tour all the dudes did a no beat off contest and 3 of us made it the whole 3 weeks. It really wasnt that tough, besides involuntarily grinding my aching boner into my sleeping bag every night before I went to bed


Dare I ask...what was the prize for winning this contest??

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Dominion over the underworld


So do you each get a third, or do you have to rule jointly?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Im not sure how the other 2 split up their Control of the Underworld. I traded my share for the last of the tour hummus

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Adam Crisis wrote:
Dominion over the underpantsworld


better prize?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I think no stroganoff is a bit much.

I tried to have some sex on Saturday but it was literally the worst non-consensual sex I have ever had. The boy I was with wants another chance, but I do not think that is going to happen (it was his second chance as it was). Yes I did have some cuddles, but I would never call what happened on there sex.

I could not be more open-minded, I am pan-sexual and have no real "type" and yet I am so unsatisfied. I need to make some sort of tofurkey sacrifice to the love gods, this is just not on.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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No sexin' in the no sex thread! Also, I really hope you mean consensual.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Also, I really hope you mean consensual.

Seriously!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I couldn't decide where to put this tidbit of information, here or in the 'most embarrassing moments' thread, or start a new one entirely. But it is decidedly not about sex and related to my single life so here it goes.

You know the phone apps that record sleep talking? I'm pretty behind the times in terms of apps so maybe the wave of popularity or whatever already passed, but someone I know was talking about it recently so I decided to give it a go. I tried it for 3 nights. The first one was silent save for a rustle of blankets when I woke up to use the washroom. The second night included a couple of farts, and the third night, my god. Snoring, teeth-clenching and seemingly continuous farting. I am so glad that I am single right now and have no one to subject to that, because if I had to sleep with myself, I would be pretty damn turned off.

Also, I listened to the recording on the train this morning, and I couldn't stop giggling so I had to stop it. Maybe there was some sleep-talking in there too, but I just couldn't get past all the other things happening.

So should I start a sleep-farting thread now? Yes? No? Maybe?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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OMG Pistachiorose that is so funny! I do not ever want to use this app. Ever. I don't want to know if I fart in my sleep.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:22 am 
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Oh man, I already know I do. I read somewhere that everyone breaks wind approximately 14 times a day, I'm pretty sure 12 of mine store up for bedtime. No sexeh sleepovers in my house til it's too late for them to back out...


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fezza wrote:
Oh man, I already know I do. I read somewhere that everyone breaks wind approximately 14 times a day, I'm pretty sure 12 of mine store up for bedtime. No sexeh sleepovers in my house til it's too late for them to back out...


well if theres someone out there like me who farts closer to 20-30 times a day awake, so lets add another 10 in my sleep for good measure...then there has to be someone who only farts 5-8 times a day....that could be you Fezza (i doubt it though, ya stinky git!)

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I take 500mg magnesium a day, I doubt it too Adam.

P.S. if it is me, I'd just like to apologise for you having to pick up the slack on my gas deficit, my bad.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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magnesium makes one fart?

And Im totally ok with the extra gas, it brings me joy

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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except for yesterday when I was working backstage and farted and then this hot co worker came back right after to talk to me

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Oh god, I hope she didn't breathe in through her mouth!

Yes, magnesium does (for me anyhow!), perhaps you should try taking some and make yourself really happy. Maybe mask off the doors and windows and make a night of it.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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my gas yesterday wasnt too bad luckily

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Nah, don't worry about it. I got enough farts for all y'all.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Oh, just wanted to add I meant consensual, oops!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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kallista93 wrote:
I could not be more open-minded, I am pan-sexual and have no real "type" and yet I am so unsatisfied. I need to make some sort of tofurkey sacrifice to the love gods, this is just not on.

;_;


I'm glad you meant consensual, and I wanted to add that I'm in the same boat. Totally easy to please but still wholly unsatisfied. Wahmbulance.

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