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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:16 am 
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Thanks, Mars. I used to be the kid who had one too many and kissed boys, but am I now of an age where that's no longer appropriate? I know I'm not that old, but I just don't want to feel like a pathetic drunkard. Or pseudo drunkard. Wait, a I slut shaming myself?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:56 pm 
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4.5 skype talk with NatureBoy, easily half of which was about sexytimes (Did you like that? Could we try this? kinda thing). Wish he were in my bed already! 2 more weeks, then we get 10 days. C'moooon November.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I have definitely spent more time having sex dreams in the last week than I have spent having actual sex in the last 8 years.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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The last few days I'm getting the urge too!
Hopefully my 5year dry spell is coming to an end soon!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Getting pretty bored with this no-sex thing. But also still feeling like I don't want to do the one-night stand thing anymore. Soooo I have no idea who to have sex with.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:23 pm 
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Nothing like coming on to someone no less than three times in one day, only to be rejected every time. And then find the person watching porn alone.

Thanks a forking lot. Let's keep that dry spell going, why don't we.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:42 pm 
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Getting pretty bored with this no-sex thing. But also still feeling like I don't want to do the one-night stand thing anymore. Soooo I have no idea who to have sex with.


Sex isn't worth it!! Look at what happened to me. 5 year dry spell and when it finally finishes the whole world thinks I'm a wild child and they lose their marbles. Sex is baaaaad!!! Even when it is good.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Soooo it's been four+ months since it's happened at all and I can't remember the last time I enjoyed it.

Urgh.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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My birth control isn't actually vegan. Big "What do I do?". I'm super broke and underweight and busy and I really honestly have not had the sanity left for all out veganism or being as abstinent as I usually am. It was about three or four years though... don't ask why it happened now. It isn't cute.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Alyx wrote:
My birth control isn't actually vegan. Big "What do I do?". I'm super broke and underweight and busy and I really honestly have not had the sanity left for all out veganism or being as abstinent as I usually am. It was about three or four years though... don't ask why it happened now. It isn't cute.

Whereabouts do you live? Is there any way you can find alternative free birth control? If not... Don't beat yourself up too much. A lot of medication isn't vegan, but might be necessary. You get to decide where you draw the line.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I must hang my head in shame and say that I think veganisms' reach far extends its grasp when it comes to medical science. I'm a lab scientist myself, and after being through many a debate I've come to agree that animal use in research is to be discouraged, yet needed still...
I'll always feel slightly bad about it, but I'd rather be not terrifying medical-health wise. I'd hate to turn others away from positive environmental and vegan choices by being stupid with myself. I just don't have the means for certain alternatives in my life right now.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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guYS what do I do about springtime and my current lack of anyone to kiss and the fact that I was considering licking a stranger's neck today while he was talking about white noise.
oh my goddd.

(it's been… 6 months? I've resolved not to sleep with anyone I didn't have romantic feelings for since october but I see the same 10 people every day and all of them are either married or I am not interested in them so how to I find someone to kiss in the throws of a spring upheaval??? I'm dying. Everyone I see is beautiful but I'm not doing unattached sex anymore?? AAHH?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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A lot of people seem to solve that problem by imagining themselves in love.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I'm resurrecting this thread! Nick and I are volunteering at a place where there is literally no privacy anywhere. Our bed is on the landing and if I stretch out my feet touch the bed of another volunteer. The landing is essentially in the same space as the living area so from our bed we can see everyone in the lounge. The bathroom doesn't even have a lock and as we're managing the place and all of the other volunteers are teenagers it would be super inappropriate to do anything in there anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Jojo, how long are you going to be there?

The resurrection of this thread is timely for me - in Feb/March I had two surgeries for a Bartholin's gland cyst, which is basically inside the vagina. I haven't had sex in nine weeks, which is the longest I've gone since meeting my husband 24 years ago. I have the doctor's okay and we were going to try last week but my husband was sick and then he was away this weekend, so maybe tonight. And then I don't even know if it'll feel okay.


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none for at least 8 months, and not even any kissing since December. and i'm married & living with my partner. this sucks.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 5:05 am 
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Jojo, how long are you going to be there?


Until May 31st!! We have a day off on Friday though so we're escaping to a hotel in a city we've been wanting to visit tomorrow night. YAY!

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The resurrection of this thread is timely for me - in Feb/March I had two surgeries for a Bartholin's gland cyst, which is basically inside the vagina. I haven't had sex in nine weeks, which is the longest I've gone since meeting my husband 24 years ago. I have the doctor's okay and we were going to try last week but my husband was sick and then he was away this weekend, so maybe tonight. And then I don't even know if it'll feel okay.


I'm sorry you had to go through that, it sounds scary. I'm glad you have the Dr's OK now. Did you try? Crossing my fingers for ya.

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none for at least 8 months, and not even any kissing since December. and i'm married & living with my partner. this sucks.


That does suck. Do you know why? I'm guessing you wanna change the no sex sitch'?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Had a dream last night that I met a guy totally not my type but super into me and I was so attracted to him. I blame my lusty thoughts on the awakening of this thread!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:06 am 
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jojo wrote:
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Dave the Cat wrote:
The resurrection of this thread is timely for me - in Feb/March I had two surgeries for a Bartholin's gland cyst, which is basically inside the vagina. I haven't had sex in nine weeks, which is the longest I've gone since meeting my husband 24 years ago. I have the doctor's okay and we were going to try last week but my husband was sick and then he was away this weekend, so maybe tonight. And then I don't even know if it'll feel okay.


I'm sorry you had to go through that, it sounds scary. I'm glad you have the Dr's OK now. Did you try? Crossing my fingers for ya.



We tried, unsuccessfully. I think it's going to be another 2 weeks.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I did not know there was a thread for this...
Anyway last time was somewhere in November 2013. I think Karma got a bit angry with me in a previous life :)


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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none for at least 8 months, and not even any kissing since December. and i'm married & living with my partner. this sucks.

That does suck. Do you know why? I'm guessing you wanna change the no sex sitch'?

i do indeed. my partner, not so much. we're having some pretty significant relationship issues which are largely down to me not being an especially good partner over the years. it's been pretty painful for the last three months.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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A month and a half arrrg

Also it's basically never going to happen again because I do stupid things like show women I think might be into me my personal copies of My Little Pony storybooks.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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nine months minimum now.
and i just stumbled across a porn clip on Twitter which reminded me of how i'm probably never having sex again T_T

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