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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:38 am 
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:49 am 
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I really just want someone to touch my boobs.

90% for sexual pleasure
10% to tell me if this bump is normal

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I haven't shaved my legs in an extraordinarily long time. Like, since it got cold enough to wear pants every day.
This is terrible.
I want to make out with every single person I see.

yup. Same way... legs super hairy and I had a friend point out to me how non-attractive the boy I was eyeballing was.
Serious make-out withdrawls

Sex dreams non-stop..... long distance pg13 relationship o-doom.


who wants to play scrabble?

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who wants to play scrabble?


Oh baby, you can triple my word score anytime.

I mean, um...I always want to play Scrabble.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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B_A_D wrote:
who wants to play scrabble?


Oh baby, you can triple my word score anytime.

I mean, um...I always want to play Scrabble.

Daaammmmmmmmmmnn.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I told you guys that "playing scrabble" is a euphemism for sex, right?

I just assumed thats what you meant.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I have an urge to post something but I think it might be TMI for PPK, and indeed the internet.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fezza wrote:
I have an urge to post something but I think it might be TMI for PPK, and indeed the internet.

I don't think TMI exists on the PPK.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fezza wrote:
I have an urge to post something but I think it might be TMI for PPK, and indeed the internet.


Don't taunt me so, you temptress.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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most girls like older guys

this is a statement of fact.
we do.


I wish this weren't the case. Three of the four women I've been with were older than me, and I'll say that I definitely like them older. Not to say I wouldn't date girls my age or a couple years younger.


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:04 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
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most girls like older guys

this is a statement of fact.
we do.


I wish this weren't the case. Three of the four women I've been with were older than me, and I'll say that I definitely like them older. Not to say I wouldn't date girls my age or a couple years younger.


Just how old are we talking about here? *quivvers*.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:06 pm 
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fezza wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:
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most girls like older guys

this is a statement of fact.
we do.


I wish this weren't the case. Three of the four women I've been with were older than me, and I'll say that I definitely like them older. Not to say I wouldn't date girls my age or a couple years younger.


Just how old are we talking about here? *quivvers*.


One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:10 pm 
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man, i'd forgotten about this thread just as i've forgotten how to do sex. if you're looking for me i'm off to plait my leg-hair, k?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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quinntheskimo wrote:

One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.


Dang, I'm still too old!

Plait mine while you're at it interrobang?!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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fezza wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:

One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.


Dang, I'm still too old!

Plait mine while you're at it interrobang?!


I'm curious to know what my ceiling is... I went to my co-workers post-wedding-party at the lake and ended up having a really long philosophical conversation with a 49-year-old. It was quite awesome and she was quite dreamy.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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what about younger ladies who have the same lifestyles as 30-y/o divorced cat owners?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:34 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
what about younger ladies who have the same lifestyles as 30-y/o divorced cat owners?


That definitely qualifies, as do younger girls who knit and clip coupons.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:37 pm 
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Husband has a canker sore, and won't put out. He's such a GIRL sometimes!

Dude, I'm a GIRL and I put out canker sore and all. Let's not gender not wanting to sex.

Plus, ya know, God gave ya two hands for a reason.

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quinntheskimo wrote:

One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.

I've never dated a younger man... maybe that's been the problem.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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quinntheskimo wrote:
booberthefraggle wrote:
what about younger ladies who have the same lifestyles as 30-y/o divorced cat owners?


That definitely qualifies, as do younger girls who knit and clip coupons.



oh snap, thats me.
though I can only knit scarves, so I'm not sure if I'm fully qualified.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Meggs wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:

One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.

I've never dated a younger man... maybe that's been the problem.

It's interesting.....


eta: I knit and clip coupons. Just saying.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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B_A_D wrote:
Meggs wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:

One was eight years older than me (I'm 24), and two were a year older.

I've never dated a younger man... maybe that's been the problem.

It's interesting.....


eta: I knit and clip coupons. Just saying.


i think this is the part where boober and B_A_D pummel each other with giant q-tips american-gladiator style for quinntheskimo's heart.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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gaha, I would probably q-tip fight even without the promise of a strangers heart.

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