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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:15 pm 
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I really like where this is going


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:17 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
I really like where this is going

We're all vying for your attention?
He bakes, ladies! Stuff with Oreos! Back off, bisques, I'm having sugar cravings!


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:53 pm 
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Meggs wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:
I really like where this is going

We're all vying for your attention?
He bakes, ladies! Stuff with Oreos! Back off, bisques, I'm having sugar cravings!


I've made enough Oreo truffles to hold every sex-depraved person in this thread over until the next lonely, Saturday night.

That doesn't mean you can't fight over me, though..


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woah, oreos?
thats a game-changer.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:55 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
Meggs wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:
I really like where this is going

We're all vying for your attention?
He bakes, ladies! Stuff with Oreos! Back off, bisques, I'm having sugar cravings!


I've made enough Oreo truffles to hold every sex-depraved person in this thread over until the next lonely, Saturday night.

That doesn't mean you can't fight over me, though..

I like wrestling.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:58 pm 
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this thread has become hilarious. i vote for video chat while the participants perform the feats of strength.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:09 pm 
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Can I use a torch for my feat of strength? because I can bend steel as long as its really really hot.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:11 pm 
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I'm way too lazy for this feats of strength shiitake.
Can I just sit here and look pretty?


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:18 pm 
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Meggs wrote:
I'm way too lazy for this feats of strength shiitake.
Can I just sit here and look pretty?


you're just weak! WEAK!

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:22 pm 
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acr wrote:
Meggs wrote:
I'm way too lazy for this feats of strength shiitake.
Can I just sit here and look pretty?


you're just weak! WEAK!

Sigh. Whatever. I'm going to eat oreo truffles with quinntheskimo go get a mani-pedi and I'll fight whomever is left.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:46 pm 
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Well, I just pulled the truffles out of the freezer. I must say, if these don't get me a date, I don't know what will.

So, once you guys are done wringing your necks, we can convalesce in a circle and enjoy some Oreo bliss.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:52 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
convalesce in a circle and enjoy some Oreo bliss.


this should be a filter for something wicked naughty.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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I am all about effortless oreo bliss.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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i think this is the part where boober and B_A_D pummel each other with giant q-tips american-gladiator style for quinntheskimo's heart.


I want to open an American Gladiators themed gym so badly. Where you get to hit people with giant foam things and roll around in the big hamster balls and have Nitro as a personal trainer. I think I would actually go to that gym.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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quinntheskimo wrote:
Well, I just pulled the truffles out of the freezer. I must say, if these don't get me a date, I don't know what will.

So, once you guys are done wringing your necks, we can convalesce in a circle and enjoy some Oreo bliss.


oreo truffles = sexytimes


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:42 am 
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I would take sex over oreos any day. I wish that were not the case. It's a lot easier to get good oreos than good sex.

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acr wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:
convalesce in a circle and enjoy some Oreo bliss.


this should be a filter for something wicked naughty.

Yes, yes it should.
pistachiorose wrote:
I would take sex over oreos any day. I wish that were not the case. It's a lot easier to get good oreos than good sex.

Oh so would I, but I mean, quinntheskimo has Oreos AND we were all fighting, American Gladiator style, to hook up with him. Sex + Oreos afterward = bliss (I'm guessing?)


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Meggs wrote:
quinntheskimo has Oreos AND we were all fighting, American Gladiator style, to hook up with him. Sex + Oreos afterward = bliss (I'm guessing?)

Only bliss if everyone wins and gets to quietly play chess, I mean have oreo bliss, and then eat oreos.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:23 am 
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Quinntheskimo oreo truffle harem?

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Quinntheskimo oreo truffle harem?


I.................? Yes?

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:54 pm 
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walrus wrote:
Does anyone ever wonder why I've never posted in this thread? ooooooohhhh yeeeeeeaaaahhhh

Are you coming to boast and brag that you need not post in this thread, Walrus? If so, I shall let you know I am jealous of you. Jealous, I say.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Never thought there'd be potential cause for the phrase, "post-coital oreo."

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