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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:02 pm 
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Never thought there'd be potential cause for the phrase, "post-coital oreo truffle."


(sounds classy, doesn't it?)


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:32 pm 
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It's nice not having any post-coital Oreo truffle awkwardness. I woke up this morning and ate about three, and it was totally cool.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:33 pm 
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Never thought there'd be potential cause for the phrase, "post-coital oreo."


wait, really? because post-coital cookies are even better than post-coital cigarettes.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:35 pm 
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It's nice not having any post-coital Oreo truffle awkwardness. I woke up this morning and ate about three, and it was totally cool.


I had to make a slight rank change for you to commemorate the oreo truffles.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:57 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
It's nice not having any post-coital Oreo truffle awkwardness. I woke up this morning and ate about three, and it was totally cool.


I had to make a slight rank change for you to commemorate the oreo truffles.


Ahh, I'm honored! :D


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:01 pm 
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quinntheskimo wrote:
It's nice not having any post-coital Oreo truffle awkwardness. I woke up this morning and ate about three, and it was totally cool.

It must have been nice not having to share.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:12 pm 
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when i hear truffle it reminds me of ruffle which makes me think of vaginas so the whole "oreo truffle" thing is like, weird for me
i don't know

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:14 pm 
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Why do ruffles make you think of vaginas?

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I hope it's because ruffles have ridges and so do vaginas.

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Fee wrote:
Why do ruffles make you think of vaginas?

Ruffles make me think of potato chips. Rrrruffles have rrrridges.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:16 pm 
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why the fork did i just say that

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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i really can't answer that, fee. maybe because of ruffly LABIA!
or whipped cream

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:18 pm 
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Fee and I think all twinsy like.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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Dr. Apricot wrote:
quinntheskimo wrote:
It's nice not having any post-coital Oreo truffle awkwardness. I woke up this morning and ate about three, and it was totally cool.


I had to make a slight rank change for you to commemorate the oreo truffles.


I think "internet casanova" should be added to that.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:06 pm 
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I love this thread. so much. although, reading it made me realize that I needz teh sex. And I seem to have forgotten how to just make it happen with other people...or at least how to initiate with other people or find out if they're generally interested in Watching Dr. Who with me... *sigh*

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:13 pm 
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I love this thread. so much. although, reading it made me realize that I needz teh sex. And I seem to have forgotten how to just make it happen with other people...or at least how to initiate with other people or find out if they're generally interested in Watching Dr. Who with me... *sigh*


Yeah, I am starting to think if I ever get the opportunity to have sex I won't remember how to do it. That would be awkward.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:42 pm 
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So, the guy who I did NOT have sex with over halloweekend has apparently made it his mission to get me in to bed. My friend (Who he is friends with, which is how we ended up at the same party) told me that he's been trying to get her and her husband to give him my number, and apparently he told them that I had promised I would sleep with him (um, no. what the fizzle? what the forkity fork?) Luckily I had told her what had gone down after we left the party earlier, so she just kind of laughed at him.

I am so angry.

I think this cured my need for sex. I'm repulsed by everyone right now.

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:08 pm 
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booberthefraggle wrote:
I think this cured my need for sex. I'm repulsed by everyone right now.

Hugs... :(

Um, as a totally unrelated side note, look at quinntheskimo's (a.k.a. "internet casanova" a.k.a. "post-coital oreo truffle") new, sexy, possibly post-coital smoking avatar.


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:10 pm 
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Um, as a totally unrelated side note, look at quinntheskimo's (a.k.a. "internet casanova" a.k.a. "post-coital oreo truffle") new, sexy, possibly post-coital smoking avatar.


Hahaha! Now I'm going to think that is really him!


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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:20 pm 
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fezza wrote:
Meggs wrote:

Um, as a totally unrelated side note, look at quinntheskimo's (a.k.a. "internet casanova" a.k.a. "post-coital oreo truffle") new, sexy, possibly post-coital smoking avatar.


Hahaha! Now I'm going to think that is really him!

I think he needs to photoshop in an oreo over the cig, though

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:35 pm 
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Fizzgig wrote:
fezza wrote:
Meggs wrote:

Um, as a totally unrelated side note, look at quinntheskimo's (a.k.a. "internet casanova" a.k.a. "post-coital oreo truffle") new, sexy, possibly post-coital smoking avatar.


Hahaha! Now I'm going to think that is really him!

I think he needs to photoshop in an oreo over the cig, though

Yes! I was thinking the same thing!


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:42 pm 
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I'll let you all believe I'm as sexy, charming and funny as Bill Hicks...

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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all these wonton vegan ladies all over...either dudes in your towns are blowing it..or you ladies are way socially awkward...or like me...socially awkward and blow it with the ladies at the same time

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
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all these wonton vegan ladies all over...either dudes in your towns are blowing it..or you ladies are way socially awkward...or like me...socially awkward and blow it with the ladies at the same time

I mean, I'm pretty sure I've been playing a game to see how many one night stands I can have in law school before I can't show my face there anymore...and seeing as I know a grand total of 7 single men, and have slept with 3 of them...the list is getting shorter. Still. This current lack of sex is making me reconsider those last 4...

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 Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having
PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 10:00 pm 
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i want to bone.

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