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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:13 am 
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I didn't realize there was a difference between the two.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:28 am 
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I'm a little sad to report that I have to partake in this thread again (it's what brought me to the old boards in the first place!). I've used garlic before and it worked, so here's to hoping it works again! And fortunately, I've been eating a lot of garlic lately, so I won't be able to taste the difference.


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And can't we just say vagina?

My whole thing with it is this: there are a gazillion alternative names for dicks. My vagina likes a name change every now and then, but mostly she goes by yoni.

I'm not opposed to other names. I just hate vajayjay. Anything else would be fine.


yes. this.

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appifanie wrote:
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I'm not opposed to other names. I just hate vajayjay. Anything else would be fine.


yes. this.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:35 pm 
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First timer, as of today! I had been thinking about it, then came on here and saw how many people were doing it, and jumped right on that bandwagon. Wooohoooo

I can't believe how quickly I could taste garlic!

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Lidwiz wrote:
appifanie wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
I'm not opposed to other names. I just hate vajayjay. Anything else would be fine.


yes. this.

Me three.

-1 yummy.

I find vajayjay infantilizing.

I think the title of this thread should be "Alright PPK...who's curing their croissant rot with garlic right now?"


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whoa! I'm just trying this for the first time, and the garlic taste crept up on me while drinking my coffee...how odd. I'm kind of enjoying this experience in a weird way. I never though I'd say the word 'enjoy' in the context of discussing yeasties, but here we are...with garlic fighting the yeastie beatie...I feel like my garlic needs a superhero cape or something. maybe a comic book and alter-ego as well?

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Lidwiz wrote:
appifanie wrote:
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I'm not opposed to other names. I just hate vajayjay. Anything else would be fine.

yes. this.

Me three.

Me four. Actually, five, if you count my vagina.

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I find vajayjay infantilizing.

This is how I feel, too. It's like, "Oooh - it would be too naughty to say 'vagina.' It's so much cuter to employ puerile euphemisms, especially since everyone knows what I really mean (of course, they also know that I'm too big a kumquat to say 'vagina')!"
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I think the title of this thread should be "Alright PPK...who's curing their croissant rot with garlic right now?"

Okay, this made me laugh harder than anything since this (courtesy of Tofulish):
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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Ahhhh, I hope I never get a yeast infection. But if I do, I will try the garlic thing. I promise.

Question: for those of you who are a little older (I'm 20), do yeast infections increase with age?

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Ahhhh, I hope I never get a yeast infection. But if I do, I will try the garlic thing. I promise.

Question: for those of you who are a little older (I'm 20), do yeast infections increase with age?


I was wondering the same thing... I seriously hope I never get a yeast infection, but I am glad to be armed with knowledge of the yeast-fighting garlic!


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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As your elder (I'm 22) I can say that I've gotten less yeast infections as I've gotten older. But that's because I was on birth control and then got off it. And they're really not that scary. I've had at least one without even knowing it.

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What would happen if I shoved one up there with no yeast infection? Maybe with a little herb sachet. I just want to see if I can taste it.

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Today when I woke up I went to pull out my garlic and the thread I had knotted through it had broken! and all I could think was about posting here. No worries though, I got it out, it just required a little hard work. I felt like I really bonded with other vag-garlic users. Even if they didn't know it. Everything feels much better today, though...I'm impressed. yesterday morning everything was all itchy, 24 hours of garlic later (that is 2 cloves worth), no itching! wow!

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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So . . . you just shove it up there like a tampon?

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i just want to store garlic in my vagina to see if 1)i can taste it and 2) to prevent vampires from giving me bjs at certain times of each month

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...with garlic fighting the yeastie beatie...I feel like my garlic needs a superhero cape or something. maybe a comic book and alter-ego as well?

I want to see this in the next issue of soyf*cker!! SOMEBODY DO IT.

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i would call mine batman. he can get all up in there any time he wants.
as long as i'm dressed like robin, of course.

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As your elder (I'm 22) I can say that I've gotten less yeast infections as I've gotten older. But that's because I was on birth control and then got off it. And they're really not that scary. I've had at least one without even knowing it.


Yeah, I'm 30 and I rarely get yeast infections anymore. I had them chronically when I was on birth control, but didn't know that was causing it (since I started the bc when I was 17, and remained on it until I was 25, I just assumed I was one of those women prone to them). Now I only get them when I've been on antibiotics, but taking acidophilus regularly helps that.

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...with garlic fighting the yeastie beatie...I feel like my garlic needs a superhero cape or something. maybe a comic book and alter-ego as well?

I want to see this in the next issue of soyf*cker!! SOMEBODY DO IT.

bahahah! maybe post-finals I will hone my creative skills (which I'm sure exist...somewhere...) and do this. it would be wonderful :-D

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"sleeps sans garlic" and "overnight free-clover" need to be subnicks. Just sayin'.

ETA: also "has a strict 8 hour clove changing policy"

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a killer yeast infection hit while i was at work and all i could think about was how i was going home, shoving some garlic up there, and telling the new ppk all about it.
what should i expect?

I cannot believe that no one else has answered "garlic bread!"

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hahahaahahaha desdemona!!!!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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I just sent the boy to the grocery store for garlic. I've never used it before for this, but I'll be damned if I'm going to use goopy Monistat and then go dancing (ew). I hope this works!


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The boy is horrified that I'm going out partying with a garlic clove in my snatch.


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Oh boy, when I saw this I laughed out loud/got really excited. So (TMI Warning) like some of you, I am prone to vagina sickness. I have been getting yeasties and UTI's ALMOST YEARLY since I was ELEVEN and trust me I was NOT doing the nasty then... I'm just very prone to them. While every body is different, this is what I have found to eliminate all yeasties and UTI symptoms without having to take antibiotics. I've had a lot of trial and error with all sorts of remedies so I hope this helps someone out! Obviously, if anything lasts for more than a week or is unbearable, you should see a doctor asap.

For yeasties and itchies:

Prevention:
-Take probiotics or eat lots of yummy soy yogurt
-Don't wear thongs unless you absolutely must, there are loads of adorable lacey pantaloons out there that don't ride up your asparagus and trap bacteria
-Let your lady parts breathe at night and wear loose clothes/no clothing/no pantaloons to sleep
-Change out of wet stuff ASAP
-Splash some water up there and pat dry every time after sex

Treatment:
-Garlic cloves are awesome, this has already been discussed so I won't go into detail. This is my favorite way to treat them.
-Dilute 1 tsp. of Hydrogen Peroxide in 10 oz water and lie down in the shower to pour it in there. I'll do that once a day for when the yeast infection isn't bad. If it is a particularly nasty case, I rinse with it twice a day and sleep with a garlic clove. It also cuts down on the garlickyness of the experience.
-Some people do the same with Apple Cider Vinegar, but it burned me down there. Not pleasant.
-Just plain water works too if you are stuck and NEED something, but not as well as the Hydrogen Peroxide.
-Keep it as dry as possible and avoid underwear at all costs to keep the bacteria from building up.


I know this isn't a post about UTIs, but while we are talking about our vaginas... why not?

Prevention:
-Pee after sex
-Drink lots of water

Treatment:
-To immediately soothe burning mix a half teaspoon of baking soda in a shot glass with water and do a shot. Trust me, it doesn't taste as bad as cheap vodka.
-After that, take a cranberry pill
-After that, CHUG CHUG CHUG water
-Repeat once a day for a week (If you feel it going away quickly then you can reduce the amount of baking soda and just keep drinking water and peeing)


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