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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:52 pm 
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The baking soda thing WORKS. Its magical.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:01 pm 
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Dammit, I was just here to check what the advice was for getting a clove out from it's hiding place and of course, the old thread is gone! I know there's some magical angle I can tilt at that will help me retrieve the forker. I know it's there, it's just a liiiiddle bit too far to grab. Dang.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:23 pm 
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this is why I thread a string through it. I don't want it sprouting up there.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:43 pm 
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Why don't you want it sprouting up there? Sounds like it could be nice- any time you were cooking you would have fresh garlic on hand. And your body would always have a lovely garlic aroma, making people wonder why they smelled garlic bread or pizza all the time. Only those who knew you quite well would find out.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:37 pm 
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Currently riding the yeast beast. Garlic in the poot, working its magic!

About a previous post: I always heard that putting water inside you when you have a yeast infection is the worst thing to do, since yeast like/want/need water to multiply. Maybe the hydrogen peroxide does something extra, but stay away from water or water-based douching!
I'll have to try the baking soda and water trick for UTI's, which I get more frequently than this. Hoping for something that wont turn my pee neon orange and stain all my underwear!


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:31 pm 
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I'm forking amazed that this worked. The garlic-mouth has not yet subsided.
No garlic sprouts, though. :\

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:47 pm 
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The garlic mouth is the only downside to this. After three days, I just couldn't take it anymore.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:13 am 
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Are you serious? Garlic?? ... Ok, you are serious... I haven't had an infection in years, but I will remember this. But... urgh.

Now, how do you pronounce Vajayjay? Va-jay-jay? Vaj-ay-jay? I think it sounds... looks kind of cute.

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Maybe not quite the right thread for this, but what about yeast infections in men? One of my male friends has yeast infections often. Is there way the menfolk can partake?


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Lil_Witch_Kitty wrote:
Maybe not quite the right thread for this, but what about yeast infections in men? One of my male friends has yeast infections often. Is there way the menfolk can partake?

Garlic itself kills the yeast so I think you need direct contact to do good, so maybe blenderizing a clove of garlic and applying it to the affected area will work (but also sting). I dunno if constant direct contact is needed or not, but it might help if they do it a few times a day, as well as keep it clean and DRY since yeast loves water.

eta: I looked it up so now I know more about male yeast infections than I wanted, and I answered my own question, hehe.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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I wonder, if you can taste garlic in your mouth, can OTHER people?

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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melisser wrote:
I wonder, if you can taste garlic in your mouth, can OTHER people?

Somebody needs to get on researching that, ASAP.


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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Bitterbelle wrote:
melisser wrote:
I wonder, if you can taste garlic in your mouth, can OTHER people?

Somebody needs to get on researching that, ASAP.


Yeah, like NOW.

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Tofulish wrote:
The answer is yes.


rly?! okay, NOT doing this! hahaha.

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Tofulish wrote:
The answer is yes.

Nuh-uh! Weeeeeird!

I appreciate your dedication to research and thank you heartily for your contribution to science. :D


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melisser wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
The answer is yes.

Nuh-uh! Weeeeeird!

I appreciate your dedication to research and thank you heartily for your contribution to my dating life. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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They don't have to know where it came from! My partner kissed me and asked if I had been eating raw garlic...

Also, I don't know if different people metabolize garlic differently or if some people can't smell it as much.

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Tofulish wrote:
They don't have to know where it came from! My partner kissed me and asked if I had been eating raw garlic...

Also, I don't know if different people metabolize garlic differently or if some people can't smell it as much.


This relationship is MUCH too new to have him wondering what kind of garlic eating freak I am.

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Oooh exciting! Yes, new relationships and garlic probably don't go that well together. Is it the Austrian guy who was texting you all night? Have tons of non-allium infused fun!

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Oooh exciting! Yes, new relationships and garlic probably don't go that well together. Is it the Austrian guy who was texting you all night? Have tons of non-allium infused fun!


Ha, no! I mean.. when you were here? No. I think that was the baby I was trying to shake off. I can't even keep track anymore.. dating is weird.

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Hahahahahaha! Dating is weird, but also awesome. Hope you're having fun.

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Hahahahahaha! Dating is weird, but also awesome. Hope you're having fun.


I am! Went to a football match and dinner with the guy I'm dating. He is pure cuteness and so lovely to spend time with.

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Ooooo, yeast infections suck! When I got my first one I learned that the yeast had spread into my organs. I was miserable, depressed, sick all time, and itchy as heck! The only way I could get relief was to make garlic water and douched with it several times a day. I also had to cut out ALL sugar, even fruit, and stopped eating a bunch of other stuff (gluten, corn, soy, mushrooms). It took a long time but I starved the yeast and am happy and healthy again! =)
If you need help check out this site: http://www.wholeapproach.com/

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 Post subject: Re: Alright PPK...who has garlic in their vajayjay right now
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Arghhh, I just got rid of a yeast infection, only to be hit with a uti. WHHHYYYY?!?

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