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 Post subject: Re: Washing after touching your privates
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:47 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:41 pm 
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I wash my hands. (Usually.) At home, less often than at work or out in public.

But it does seem a little superstitious to me. Like, it's not about germs, it's about intimacy. Or something.

"If my hand touched (clean) genitals, and then I touch something else, it's like I'm touching stuff with my genitals!"

But why the assumption that penises are dirtier or germier than elbows?


Because they're in a dark, confined space all day. And some times it's sweaty. You know like how armpits stink but the back of your knee doesn't? Same thing, except not at all. Not to mention proximity to your crasshole, which is really the most troubling thing.


I don't care if anyone washes their hands, though, I'm afraid of supergerms.

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I'm a little amazed anyone will admit to not washing after peeing. I will accept the logic for not doing it but I just would never admit to it. I work in a restaurant and I am so worried someone will freak if I don't wash my hands long enough let alone not at all. I'm weird about germs so I wash them way too much and I had a really nasty skin infection last year I blame on filthy people's food I handle.
I sort of feel like people who admit to not washing after peeing may not wash after pooing also.

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 Post subject: Re: Washing after touching your privates
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:37 pm 
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joshua wrote:
if anything, we should wash our hands BEFORE we go pee, so we're not infecting our sensitive bits!


Did you see the South Park where Butters said something like this?

I generally don't like shaking people's hands but after reading this thread, I REALLY don't look forward to shaking hands.


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Shaking hands is a great way to spread germs. We really need to switch over to bowing to each other. It's much more sanitary. Or, as Pen and Teller suggest, we could bump buts instead of shaking hands.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:55 pm 
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If I were a man I'd be more concerned with washing my hands before touching my genitals than after. They probably aren't dirty unless you fail to clean them! I can't say the same for the female anatomy though, all those folds and warmth, plus they have natural bacteria all up in them anyway. In any case, I'm a girl and don't have to touch myself to piddle or wipe, so I only wash my hands in public places or if I do touch something dirty.


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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
We really need to switch over to bowing to each other. It's much more sanitary. Or, as Pen and Teller suggest, we could bump buts instead of shaking hands.


I'm cool with either of these options.


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I never wash my hands at home unless I have something greasy on them or I just had a gross poop and my fingers poked through the TP or something. Other than that my hands get washed in the shower or while doing dishes.

In public bathrooms I'll wash my hands if I poop. Rarely if I peas.

I welcome shaking hands with all of you and accepting your germs so I can envelop them and keep my immune system boosted and strong and impenetrable.

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I want everyone to wash their hands after trips to the bathroom, period. Doesn't matter if you touch your genitals or not. (Though if you can pee without touching your genitals at all, I am jealous.) Bathrooms are kinda inherently dirty places and people, we KNOW hand washing goes a long way to prevent the spread of disease. Just suck it up and wash.

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I never ever wash my hands.

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 Post subject: Re: Washing after touching your privates
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Invictus wrote:
it would be nice if, when I shake a random guys hand, I can be reasonably sure he hadn't just touched his dick.

I think it's more about respect than hygiene. But also hygiene.

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Every time you touch my hand you can't even be reasonably sure it hasn't just touched a dick.

Is that why people shower after sexy times? Because I skip that too.

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jordanpattern wrote:
von m wrote:
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I think it's more the rest of the bathroom that's germy. If you're flushing, touching doorknobs, etc, it won't hurt anything to wash your hands. Especially during cold and flu season.

Yes, this. Please wash your hands people!


I don't know - I remember on Mythbusters they did bacteria testing of a number of different household locations (swabbed the toilet seat, kitchen sink, counter, etc.). They found that the kitchen was FAR AND AWAY the most heavily "contaminated" with bacteria. The bathroom, surprisingly, was pretty much clear of bacteria on most surfaces. Sure, Mythbusters isn't exactly scientific authority, and if someone can refute this, please do, but it seems plausible to me.


But were they testing for quantity of bacteria or type? Not all little green monsters are created equal.

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I am pro people washing their hands after using the facilities in general.


yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Washing after touching your privates
PostPosted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:38 pm 
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I'm just going to shake genitals instead of hands from now on. Cut out the middle man.

I generally wash my hands after peeing, but occasionally not if I'm home and drinking a lot of water. seems more of a hassle.


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 Post subject: Re: Washing after touching your privates
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joyfulgirl wrote:
I'm just going to shake genitals instead of hands from now on. Cut out the middle man.

I generally wash my hands after peeing, but occasionally not if I'm home and drinking a lot of water. seems more of a hassle.


I suspect that would really increase the number of people who would like to make your acquaintance...


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tinglepants! wrote:
jordanpattern wrote:

I don't know - I remember on Mythbusters they did bacteria testing of a number of different household locations (swabbed the toilet seat, kitchen sink, counter, etc.). They found that the kitchen was FAR AND AWAY the most heavily "contaminated" with bacteria. The bathroom, surprisingly, was pretty much clear of bacteria on most surfaces. Sure, Mythbusters isn't exactly scientific authority, and if someone can refute this, please do, but it seems plausible to me.


But were they testing for quantity of bacteria or type? Not all little green monsters are created equal.


I believe they tested for harmful bacteria. The primary focus was on quantity, but I got the impression that it was because the results didn't disclose a surprising or even significant difference between types of bacteria revealed, if that makes any sense, which it probably does not.

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We all firmly believe that we are cleaner than everyone else... one person is correct and everyone else is deluded and filthy. I am fairly certain that I am deluded and filthy. That makes me happy in an odd way.


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everyone, just wash your forkin hands, okay?

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I'm just going to shake genitals instead of hands from now on. Cut out the middle man.

I generally wash my hands after peeing, but occasionally not if I'm home and drinking a lot of water. seems more of a hassle.


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I would like to add the other day I almost broke my wrist after falling while flushing the toilet with my foot. I was in my own house.

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Puma wrote:
I would like to add the other day I almost broke my wrist after falling while flushing the toilet with my foot. I was in my own house.


That is why ninjas never get diarrhea or have broken wrists...


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Puma wrote:
I would like to add the other day I almost broke my wrist after falling while flushing the toilet with my foot. I was in my own house.



Why do you flush the toilet with your foot in your own house?!


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Puma wrote:
I would like to add the other day I almost broke my wrist after falling while flushing the toilet with my foot. I was in my own house.



Why do you flush the toilet with your foot in your own house?!


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I use medical tongs to pee, so it's not a concern.

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