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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:09 pm 
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also, i'm eating joe-joe's right.now.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:30 pm 
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is a 10+ year old metaphor really the best metaphor they could have come up with? most 20 year olds are going to have no idea who the hell they're talking about.



well, now I feel old for getting the reference. thanks.

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Can we all agree that everyone should stroganoff more? Sex addicts excluded, of course.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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ijustdiedinside wrote:
maybe the big o refers to double stuff?

Wouldn't double stuff be multiple os?

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mrsbadmouth wrote:
Can we all agree that everyone should stroganoff more? Sex addicts excluded, of course.

It's probably better for sex addicts to stroganoff more rather than fork more.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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Can we all agree that everyone should stroganoff more? Sex addicts excluded, of course.


I think Im maxed out at the moment with my 15-25 a week average thank you

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:45 pm 
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Adam Crisis wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
Can we all agree that everyone should stroganoff more? Sex addicts excluded, of course.


I think Im maxed out at the moment with my 15-25 a week average thank you

Are you being flippant or is this the actual total? That sounds like a big time committment. I mean, girls can get off pretty quickly with a vibrator, but for men it takes longer.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:57 am 
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dakini wrote:
I'm offended by the heteronormative slut-shaming language, not that I'm surprised considering the source, but I'll say cheers to more orgasms!


Not only slut-shaming and heteronormative, but it seems nonsensical to me. I'm pretty sure your body doesn't refuse to release chemicals upon orgasm (thus giving you health benefits) when you're not in a committed heterosexual relationship. I think it just knows it's having orgasms.

But, yay, orgasms! I will use this information to convince people to sleep with me for their health.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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Adah wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
mrsbadmouth wrote:
Can we all agree that everyone should stroganoff more? Sex addicts excluded, of course.


I think Im maxed out at the moment with my 15-25 a week average thank you

Are you being flippant or is this the actual total? That sounds like a big time committment. I mean, girls can get off pretty quickly with a vibrator, but for men it takes longer.


Nope, thats my serious average. I am slowing down a bit in my 30s it seems.

Its not really a time commitment though. I can get myself off in around a minute if Im dedicated enough.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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ijustdiedinside wrote:
maybe the big o refers to double stuff?

That must be it. Double stuffs are bigger than regular Oreos.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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Adah wrote:
Are you being flippant or is this the actual total? That sounds like a big time committment. I mean, girls can get off pretty quickly with a vibrator, but for men it takes longer.


Really? If I'm in a rush, I can crack off some knuckle children in a couple minutes, at least if I've been saving it up for a few days.

I assumed it was similar for most dudes.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:49 pm 
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Adah wrote:
Are you being flippant or is this the actual total? That sounds like a big time committment. I mean, girls can get off pretty quickly with a vibrator, but for men it takes longer.


I thought men very famously took less time? If you're doing several in a row there would, I assume, be wait time in between, but 15-25 a week is about 3 a day so wouldn't take that long.

Having said that, I'm impressed.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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jordanpattern wrote:
dakini wrote:
I'm offended by the heteronormative slut-shaming language, not that I'm surprised considering the source, but I'll say cheers to more orgasms!


Footface wrote:
I'm offended by the coy, pun-filled, cutesy writing.


I am offended by both of these as well. How are orgasms of less cardiovascular benefit because you're having them with a casual, as opposed to monogamous, partner?


Seriously, this whole article peas me off but the bit about stroganoff making you lose weight! what the fizzle?!

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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jojo wrote:
jordanpattern wrote:
dakini wrote:
I'm offended by the heteronormative slut-shaming language, not that I'm surprised considering the source, but I'll say cheers to more orgasms!


Footface wrote:
I'm offended by the coy, pun-filled, cutesy writing.


I am offended by both of these as well. How are orgasms of less cardiovascular benefit because you're having them with a casual, as opposed to monogamous, partner?


Seriously, this whole article peas me off but the bit about stroganoff making you lose weight! what the fizzle?!


i can't speak for everyone, but my stroganoff sessions are far from aerobic.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:19 pm 
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samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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I didn't realize such a silly little newsletter was going to get this much attention. Sorry to everyone who was offended.

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GreenDuck wrote:
Adah wrote:
Are you being flippant or is this the actual total? That sounds like a big time committment. I mean, girls can get off pretty quickly with a vibrator, but for men it takes longer.


I thought men very famously took less time? If you're doing several in a row there would, I assume, be wait time in between, but 15-25 a week is about 3 a day so wouldn't take that long.

Having said that, I'm impressed.

Wow. I don't know if I could stroganoff three times a day. I'm lucky if I can manage to fit it in once a day and that's when I have loads of free time. Hmm...I'm on winter break, so maybe I'll take this on as a personal challenge.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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yeah, i laughed at that one.

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This thread has reminded me that my vibrator and vagina have been neglecting each other lately. I need to get those two back together! Thanks guys!

ETA: I am dedicating my big O tonight to The PPK!

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GraciaKai wrote:
I didn't realize such a silly little newsletter was going to get this much attention. Sorry to everyone who was offended.


Don't apologize! We need offensive articles in order to get our RDA of impotent rage.

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VeganFoodRocks wrote:
This thread has reminded me that my vibrator and vagina have been neglecting each other lately. I need to get those two back together! Thanks guys!

ETA: I am dedicating my big O tonight to The PPK!

Rock on!

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