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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:28 pm 
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samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.


I love this.

Also, I don't need more reasons to have Oreos, but I always appreciate reading about how having them as often as I do is good for me.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 12:57 pm 
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samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.

I can't do that! My inner neurotic has to get up, go pee, wash my instrument of choice and either set it to dry beside the sink or hand dry it and put it back in its faux-silk bag. Nice thing about being roommate-free: you can leave your sex toys by the sink to dry.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:08 pm 
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semiautomatic wrote:
samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.

I can't do that! My inner neurotic has to get up, go pee, wash my instrument of choice and either set it to dry beside the sink or hand dry it and put it back in its faux-silk bag. Nice thing about being roommate-free: you can leave your sex toys by the sink to dry.


That sounds frustrating! I do not want or need to move after having an orgasm. I will get up to pee if I just had sex, but if I'm alone then fork that noise, I'm going to sleep!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:14 pm 
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GraciaKai wrote:
j-dub wrote:
semiautomatic wrote:
samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.

I can't do that! My inner neurotic has to get up, go pee, wash my instrument of choice and either set it to dry beside the sink or hand dry it and put it back in its faux-silk bag. Nice thing about being roommate-free: you can leave your sex toys by the sink to dry.


That sounds frustrating! I do not want or need to move after having an orgasm. I will get up to pee if I just had sex, but if I'm alone then fork that noise, I'm going to sleep!


This.

ETA: I also love how quickly this went from a post about health benes of orgasms but is turning into a stroganoff thread!

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:54 pm 
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GraciaKai wrote:
j-dub wrote:
semiautomatic wrote:
samesies. sometimes i just lie there and hit "on" and enjoy the free ride, then hit "off" and put it back in the nightstand and go to sleep.

I can't do that! My inner neurotic has to get up, go pee, wash my instrument of choice and either set it to dry beside the sink or hand dry it and put it back in its faux-silk bag. Nice thing about being roommate-free: you can leave your sex toys by the sink to dry.


That sounds frustrating! I do not want or need to move after having an orgasm. I will get up to pee if I just had sex, but if I'm alone then fork that noise, I'm going to sleep!

Well, because of the way I do things, I figure I have a similar risk of getting a UTI as when I have P-I-V sex, so I pee. Also, I just said a lot more than I ever thought I would about my masturbatory habits.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:58 pm 
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I thought men very famously took less time?


Really? I have never heard this. I could probably do one under 15 seconds, given the right conditions.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:00 pm 
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Well, because of the way I do things, I figure I have a similar risk of getting a UTI as when I have P-I-V sex, so I pee. Also, I just said a lot more than I ever thought I would about my masturbatory habits.


That's why I like have a masturbatory repertoire that ranges from semiauto's to more involved, things need to be washed, bathroom trip sessions.


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 4:54 pm 
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Sorry, I'm still reeling from knuckle children. I have completely forgotten what I was going to say.

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:59 pm 
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i can't speak for everyone, but my stroganoff sessions are far from aerobic.


Yeah I suppose that's the problem with my hitachi magic wand. Gets the job done so fast that I don't even get a minor ab workout going.

I guess I could switch to something less powerful but...I'm so attached!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:00 pm 
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lycophyte wrote:
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i can't speak for everyone, but my stroganoff sessions are far from aerobic.


Yeah I suppose that's the problem with my hitachi magic wand. Gets the job done so fast that I don't even get a minor ab workout going.

I guess I could switch to something less powerful but...I'm so attached!

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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:30 pm 
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I bought Newman Os today. The mint kind.

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It's quite possibly biggest O I'd ever seen...


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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
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 Post subject: Re: The Big O: More Reasons to have them!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:07 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
Sorry, I'm still reeling from knuckle children. I have completely forgotten what I was going to say.

All I know is that the phrase "cracking off some knuckle children" (or perhaps "a handful of knuckle children" - see what I did there?) needs to be in much greater circulation.

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interrobang?! wrote:
Sorry, I'm still reeling from knuckle children. I have completely forgotten what I was going to say.

All I know is that the phrase "cracking off some knuckle children" (or perhaps "a handful of knuckle children" - see what I did there?) needs to be in much greater circulation.



I agree. I am going to use this from now on when referring to men stroganoff. Which now that I think about it, is kind of frequent.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:02 pm 
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mel c wrote:
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I thought men very famously took less time?


Really? I have never heard this. I could probably do one under 15 seconds, given the right conditions.

I mean from all the jokes/ rants about men finishing first during sex. But then again, that's not ideal conditions for most women.


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I do love article that tell me to have more sex... Yay!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:56 pm 
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