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 Post subject: Do not touch your T Zone!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:44 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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is that representing my face or my hand's face?

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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It might be representing only Henry the Hand's face.

I'm not clear on the whole thing.

I'll go ask HR.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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I thought this was going to be about acne or shine blotting papers.


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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FootFace wrote:
It might be representing only Henry the Hand's face.



Well that seems like a reasonable request, then, but I'm concerned that it leaves Henry open to a lot of groping in the bathing suit areas.


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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What does HR say, Footface? I am anxiously awaiting their reply. In the meantime I'm afraid to touch anything.

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Awaiting the arrival of the non-hand-washing brigade...


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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The 4 Principles of Hand Awareness... Spread the Word Not the Germs!

(4. Above all, DO NOT put your fingers into your eyes, nose, or mouth!
handwritten: because you wouldn't want to get caught picking your nose!

FF, did you write that in there?


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Meggs wrote:
The 4 Principles of Hand Awareness... Spread the Word Not the Germs!

(4. Above all, DO NOT put your fingers into your eyes, nose, or mouth!
handwritten: because you wouldn't want to get caught picking your nose!

FF, did you write that in there?


I did not.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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FootFace's HR person wrote:
Thank you for your recent inquiry. We here at Consolidated Doorknobs value the input of our stakeholders. The Henry the Hand campaign is a crucial prong of CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace. Like you, we care about the health of our staff and contractors, and we believe that a healthy T Zone leads to a healthy workforce. Remember, "Spread the word, not the germ(s)!"


That was hardly helpful at all!

(Crucial prong?!)

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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FootFace wrote:
FootFace's HR person wrote:
Thank you for your recent inquiry. We here at Consolidated Doorknobs value the input of our stakeholders. The Henry the Hand campaign is a crucial prong of CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace. Like you, we care about the health of our staff and contractors, and we believe that a healthy T Zone leads to a healthy workforce. Remember, "Spread the word, not the germ(s)!"


That was hardly helpful at all!

(Crucial prong?!)


i thought the crucial prong was in an altogether different zone. now i'm completely confused.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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From the Henry the Hand website
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If have pictures of people breaching the "T Zone" send them to us so we can share them. If we ALL practiced this 4th Principle there would NOT be a Pandemic! Imagine that!


Also, there is a Henry the Hand song. Do the Handwash!


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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You would think this stuff would be common sense by now, but the number of people I still see coughing and sneezing into their hands is unbelievable.


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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Will someone please ask Henry The Hand© if I may still put my fingers in my ears.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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AmandaMelanie wrote:
You would think this stuff would be common sense by now, but the number of people I still see coughing and sneezing into their hands is unbelievable.


Now hold on a minute. What are you supposed to do if you aren't holding a tissue?

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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abbierae wrote:
AmandaMelanie wrote:
You would think this stuff would be common sense by now, but the number of people I still see coughing and sneezing into their hands is unbelievable.


Now hold on a minute. What are you supposed to do if you aren't holding a tissue?

You're supposed to cough and sneeze into your elbow!* Unless you're my coworker, in which case you should come stand over me and cough on everything on my desk.

* Which is fine and dandy in the winter but admittedly kind of gross in the summer when you don't have long sleeves. In that case, I'm not sure.


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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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FootFace wrote:
FootFace's HR person wrote:
Thank you for your recent inquiry. We here at Consolidated Doorknobs value the input of our stakeholders. The Henry the Hand campaign is a crucial prong of CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace. Like you, we care about the health of our staff and contractors, and we believe that a healthy T Zone leads to a healthy workforce. Remember, "Spread the word, not the germ(s)!"


That was hardly helpful at all!

(Crucial prong?!)


This begs the question: how many prongs are there in CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace? What else are employees supposed to be doing/not doing?

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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Nummers wrote:
FootFace wrote:
FootFace's HR person wrote:
Thank you for your recent inquiry. We here at Consolidated Doorknobs value the input of our stakeholders. The Henry the Hand campaign is a crucial prong of CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace. Like you, we care about the health of our staff and contractors, and we believe that a healthy T Zone leads to a healthy workforce. Remember, "Spread the word, not the germ(s)!"


That was hardly helpful at all!

(Crucial prong?!)


This begs the question: how many prongs are there in CD's efforts to eradicate disease in the workplace? What else are employees supposed to be doing/not doing?


I was told there are 4 prongs in total, but that the details were strictly need-to-know. As I am only a level 3.3, I am not privy to the information.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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Amy wrote:
abbierae wrote:
AmandaMelanie wrote:
You would think this stuff would be common sense by now, but the number of people I still see coughing and sneezing into their hands is unbelievable.


Now hold on a minute. What are you supposed to do if you aren't holding a tissue?

You're supposed to cough and sneeze into your elbow!* Unless you're my coworker, in which case you should come stand over me and cough on everything on my desk.

* Which is fine and dandy in the winter but admittedly kind of gross in the summer when you don't have long sleeves. In that case, I'm not sure.


Yeah, I can always surreptitiously put my saliva-damp hand inside my trouser pocket, but there's no graceful way to dry your elbow pit.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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Can I touch my "crucial prong" or those of my co-workers? Ask HR, I need to know!

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Can I touch my "crucial prong" or those of my co-workers? Ask HR, I need to know!


HR has now blocked all email from me.

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 Post subject: Re: Do not touch your T Zone!
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It's a shame you can't make up a fake employee email account for "Terry."

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I am really bad for touching my eyes...

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I'm touching my t-zone right now.

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It's a shame you can't make up a fake employee email account for "Terry."

Oh god. Yes it is.

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