Would you do Hovering-dog?

idatetattooedguys · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:38 pm

I think if all these ladies showed up at his apartment he'd either say 'What the fork' and go for it. Or it would cause him to introvert in upon himself til he disappeared like the house at the end of Poltergeist.

Tofulish · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:42 pm

I think he would knit a ladder and escape to safety.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

Tofulish wrote:

I think he would knit a ladder and escape to safety.

Love this, taking it.

idatetattooedguys · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:49 pm

Tofulish wrote:

I think he would knit a ladder and escape to safety.

This made me laugh so hard that my dog came in to check up on me.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

idatetattooedguys wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

I think he would knit a ladder and escape to safety.

This made me laugh so hard that my dog came in to check up on me.

I was picturing Hdog, barricaded in a room, feverishly knitting, with a fuckload of women outside his house, trying to get in.

Sorry, that was a really long run-on sentence with too many commas.

Adah · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:25 pm **Posts:** 1186

You shouldn't joke about such a serious topic. You got us all excited.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:35 pm

Meggs wrote:

idatetattooedguys wrote:

Tofulish wrote:

I think he would knit a ladder and escape to safety.

This made me laugh so hard that my dog came in to check up on me.

I was picturing Hdog, barricaded in a room, feverishly knitting, with a fuckload of women outside his house, trying to get in.

This mental image of this is amazing.

Dr. Apricot · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:38 pm

I dream of being real life friends with HD so he'll knit me awesome things. That, and all the sex.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:40 pm

Dr. Apricot wrote:

I dream of being real life friends with HD so he'll knit me awesome things. That, and all the sex.

I kinda thought all the mods had sex with each other on a regular basis. Y'know, like a perk of the job. I'm sad that this isn't true.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

interrobang?! wrote:

Dr. Apricot wrote:

I dream of being real life friends with HD so he'll knit me awesome things. That, and all the sex.

I kinda thought all the mods had sex with each other on a regular basis. Y'know, like a perk of the job. I'm sad that this isn't true.

How do you know it isn't true and Dr. A is just saying that to throw you off? Those mods, they're smart and sneaky.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:46 pm

Meggs wrote:

interrobang?! wrote:

Dr. Apricot wrote:

I dream of being real life friends with HD so he'll knit me awesome things. That, and all the sex.

I kinda thought all the mods had sex with each other on a regular basis. Y'know, like a perk of the job. I'm sad that this isn't true.

How do you know it isn't true and Dr. A is just saying that to throw you off? Those mods, they're sexy.

Friday · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:44 pm **Posts:** 539

Tofulish wrote:

caterpillar wrote:

Oh I'm the only one who voted no, I feel bad now. I am a straight male though if that helps.

If you would do H-dog if he were a girl, you were a girl or you were both drunk, then you have to vote yes.

Well, then, count me in.

Tofulish · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:09 pm

Congratulations! Here is your ticket stub, you have slot number 107. Feel free to trade with others.

monkeytoes · **Posted:** Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:20 pm

Tofulish wrote:

Congratulations! Here is your ticket stub, you have slot number 107. Feel free to trade with others.

If I'da known we were taking numbers, I'da commented sooner. I voted early, though. :P

Adah · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:25 pm **Posts:** 1186

Meggs wrote:

interrobang?! wrote:

Dr. Apricot wrote:

I dream of being real life friends with HD so he'll knit me awesome things. That, and all the sex.

I kinda thought all the mods had sex with each other on a regular basis. Y'know, like a perk of the job. I'm sad that this isn't true.

How do you know it isn't true and Dr. A is just saying that to throw you off? Those mods, they're horny dogs.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:26 pm

I am seriously hoping that my night will be made by lots of people getting shit-faced and coming in here to hilariously hit on H-dog.

*fingers crossed*

(I may do it sober if I get bored later on too)

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

interrobang?! wrote:

(I will do it sober if I get bored later on)

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2679

Fine, whatever, you win, I'll give h-dog a hand shandy. But no kissing, and no eye contact.

You guys are really high pressure.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:05 pm

Meggs wrote:

interrobang?! wrote:

(I will do it sober if I get bored later on)

Thankyou. That is what I meant.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

interrobang?! wrote:

Meggs wrote:

interrobang?! wrote:

(I will do it sober if I get bored later on)

Thankyou. That is what I meant.

I think you meant "when" and not "if," but I couldn't be sure, and I didn't want to put words in your mouth. Our Speculoos party could get ca-razy and you may not be bored.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:33 pm

Meggs wrote:

interrobang?! wrote:

Thankyou. That is what I meant.

I think you meant "when" and not "if," but I couldn't be sure, and I didn't want to put words in your mouth. Our Speculoos party could get ca-razy and you may not be bored.

ooooh, it's like you read my mind, dollface! *chucks biscuits at face* Partaaaaaay.

mixmaster_mo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:12 pm

I really need to visit the bathroom more often. This thread is amazingly creepy and creepily amazing. I feel like I walked in on people talking about somebody in the exact same room.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9181

I wonder how Hovering-dog feels.

hoveringdog™ · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:32 pm

Vaguely confused. And cold.

interrobang?! · **Posted:** Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:34 pm

Here, have a biscuit.

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