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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:37 am 
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Apples are an almost instant laxative for me. I had one today. I should eat fresh apples more often.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:09 am 
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Ikea vegan caviar doesn't get digested. Now I want to buy some alginate and make colourful spheres out of fruit juices. Confetti poop!


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poop soup. 1 star. wouldn't recommend to a friend.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:17 am 
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I've been eating huge amounts of greens lately (like 1/2 pound of spinach in the morning in smoothie form, and another 1/2 pound of kale for dinner), and I have been pooping green. I hope that doesn't mean I'm pooping out good stuff!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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joshua wrote:
poop soup. 1 star. wouldn't recommend to a friend.


eat less chocolate, that outta straighten things out!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:33 am 
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eat more chocolate? I like the way you think! you're hired!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:46 am 
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ashley wrote:
I've been eating huge amounts of greens lately (like 1/2 pound of spinach in the morning in smoothie form, and another 1/2 pound of kale for dinner), and I have been pooping green. I hope that doesn't mean I'm pooping out good stuff!

i always take it as a good sign. you can't digest all those fibers. also, colorful poop is always fun?

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:19 am 
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This morning's poop was awesome! I think maybe I just needed more food.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Would there be any reason that vegan cheese would back you up?


Maybe, I would read the back of the package and see if it has casein in it. Did you know Trader Joe's soy alternative cheeses and yogurts have casein (milk protein) in them? What kinda shiitake is that? I was pretty upset to learn. Makes no sense. Milk products can back you up, especially if you've been off of it for awhile.


Is it Daiya? That shiitake always plugs up the works for me. It's like freaking cement in my guts.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:16 pm 
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I've been pooping sooo much recently. Like big poos a couple times a day. So weird, so awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Today three different friends have posted their meaty dinners on facebook. Like, just a piece of meat on a plate. And each time I've thought, did they take a picture of poop on a plate? Because weird meat pieces look like poop. Why do people think anyone wants to see their ugly-ass, brown, blobby, fecally dinners?

I am almost tempted to leave a poop comment on their pictures, but I won't because I don't wanna be mean or "that" vegan, but I'll write it here! Poop food!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I'm doing E2L right now, no weight loss so far but - awesome poops!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I couldn't do my workout this morning because the bathroom at the stadium was locked (no heat, it's winter, they don't want frozen pipes) and I didn't see the portapotties (also, possibly not accessible, may have been locked behind a gate) until I was biking past them. But yeah. Had to goooo unexpectedly.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I'm feeling so down, because right now I am extremely constipated and bloated, my stomach is huge.
I just want a shiitake. Like one that feels like I've just crapped my own body weight. I've been like this for about a week now. I don't know what I should do to get me going. I've gone on websites to see their advice. Drink lots of water.Check. Exercise. Check. Eat lots of fibre. Check. Everything I do anyway. What gives? I've not really had a huge jump in my change of eating.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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When my husband gets severely constipated he massages it out. He says giving himself stomach massage, starting around the belly button and going all the way down really helps.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:01 am 
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Thanks Moon I'll give that a shot :)


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Oatmeal usually does it for me. And apples. But yes, I would do the massaging. Do some yoga, especially with hip openers, that usually helps me a lot. Sun salutations as well.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:38 pm 
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so many hot peppers.
so much rich food.
so much disturbed poopage.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Soon you will be pooping NJ kale poops! And Cinnamon Snail donut poops!

Want to go to Red Bank for the farmer's market and Cinnamon Snail on the Sunday after you get to NJ? Or another Sunday :D I am ridiculously happy to be seeing you again!

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can't wait!
i think it sounds AWESOME! i will check with my mom to see what her plans are-- in the meantime i will need to pick your brain about thrift shops-- we have a wedding shower saturday 15th right in your neck of the woods, i can't drink because i'm the driver, and only some retail therapy will help us all get through it.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Guys, my poo this morning was the most ridiculous smell. I think the combo of asparagus/walnuts/beans/kale/avocado is to blame and cause for some weird asparagus morning shiitake.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:54 am 
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I eat spicy food a lot and rarely have problems when it comes to pooping afterward, but sometimes it makes my poo burn so bad. I didn't even think that the pizza I made last night was that spicy, but wow my butthole is still burning. Yikes. And of course I have 2 1/2 huge pieces of it left over. Gonna be an ouchy few days (because burning poop will not stop me from eating spicy pizza). The last time this happened, I had made jalapeño poppers with the spiciest jalapeños ever and only ate those for dinner, so I kind of thought it was a fluke. Alas!

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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My brother did an enormous shiitake that clogged the toilet. It's not just long, but it's really wide as well.


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My farts a bit earlier smelt like falafel. Total win!

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