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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2014 11:58 pm 
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I just pooped and thought the smell was rather delectable.


What sort of composition are we talking?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 12:03 am 
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Why do I ever open this thread. Its always gag-inducing!

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:27 am 
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Nothing messes up my poops like stress! I can't wait to get back to regular 1-2x a day.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:40 am 
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I'm glad I remembered this thread. Awesome stories! Today I have pooped three times already. Life is great!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:03 pm 
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I have been having a big mason jar of juice every morning, poops are practically FLYING out of my butt.

Now I have to go write on the bathroom mirror that I had beet juice this morning so I don't panic later.

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You know, I saw that MBM was the last person to post in the Spa, and I knew it was either the fart thread or the poop thread.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:29 pm 
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This thread is awesome. My vegan pooping stopped when I was pregnant and I was so looking forward to getting it back again post-birth, but then I was on syntocin and anti-biotics for labour and it was still sad. I would go maybe once every second day, it stank, it was a bit of an effort and not that satisfying. It started getting a bit better around 6 months, and now I've started having big green smoothies (like a litre), when I get time, and it is working a charm to get me going again. My partner doesn't want to acknowledge that either of us poop so it's nice to share my pregnancy/birth/motherhood poop stories here.


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mrsbadmouth wrote:
poops are practically FLYING out of my butt

helllooooo nurse

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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rachell37 wrote:
You know, I saw that MBM was the last person to post in the Spa, and I knew it was either the fart thread or the poop thread.


How dare you!

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First time in my own bathroom in 5½ weeks. So, so good.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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amonik wrote:
First time in my own bathroom in 5½ weeks. So, so good.


Other people's/public bathrooms just ruin the experience don't they.

After months of IBS-D symptoms I've finally lent towards IBS-C, which is a welcome relief! I don't know if it's because I'm avoiding my regular foods or just coincidence, but man, I just had the best poop! It was quick, minimum wipe and easily the length of my forearm, not as thick thankfully. Oh, minimum wipe poops, how I have lamented your absence!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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A friend of mine was just posting on Facebook about pooping and I was like "wow, this person's not even a vegan!" Then I remembered that person actually is vegan. They're just not a PPKer.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:56 am 
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I was away for 5 days and had "social constipation". You know, the kind you get when 10+ people are sharing the same bathroom. Even though I am fine with it intellectually, my body refused to poop til I got home. Twas very scary, since I eat an awful lot of fiber, and I was wondering if I just might explode. And now all is back to normal, go figure.

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Ugh, last night I came down with some kind of stomach bug that culminated in a condition that I like to call "fire hose butt". It was the worst.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I've pooped 4 days in a row, which is a record for me, especially since they've been the kind of poops your supposed to have as opposed to the small hard-to-pass pebbles before, which came every other day if I was lucky.

Not sure what's caused me to come out of this constant state of constipation, but I am happy about it!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 4:35 am 
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Sad medication induced poops. I'm spending most of my work morning in the bathroom.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:58 am 
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The anal sphincter must be very flexible.

Imagine using the toilet and thinking 'Huh, I felt a strong urge to go so am surprised I passed such a small amount.' Then getting up, turning around and seeing a dark brown, 2 inch diameter, long as your forearm shiitake sitting in the toilet.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2014 2:43 pm 
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So since Ive been upset I havent been eating very much, and it seems like when I havent eaten much all day and then have a normal size meal, my body immediately flushes whatever semi-digested poop thats floating around. So its always kinda watery and lots of floating bits of apple skin or lettuce or stuff. This only happens if I havent eaten anything really all day then have a meal, almost like my body is expecting a giant amount of food to be eaten (and lets face it, this can often be the case with me) so its doing a "everything out, make room!"

Or maybe its stress poopish? I don't know, anyways I'm down 10 pounds...stoked

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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It's probably stress, since going vegan my poops are always pretty good unless i'm stressed or eat something super greasy, like deep fried pakora.

No matter what my first meal of the day is, lately it's juice, if I don't poop within 30 minutes it's weird. Sometimes I have to clench my cheeks to even finish my meal.

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5 Days in a row now, and 2 today!
I wonder if it's because I've been eating a lot of blackstrap molasses? Or oats?


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I've been eating a lot of green leafy veg recently. Didn't expect so much poop!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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Vanilladoe, it may very well be the oats, apparently the fiber in them gets a lot of people going. It's such a staple in my diet that it's not for me anymore but I'd believe it!

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choirqueer wrote:
A friend of mine was just posting on Facebook about pooping and I was like "wow, this person's not even a vegan!" Then I remembered that person actually is vegan. They're just not a PPKer.


A few days late, but clearly this person belongs on the PPK. Why are they not here?

Prescription iron has been making my poops less satisfying than usual, so I was really looking forward to being done with them, but now my doctor is suggesting that I continue to take them indefinitely. I despair of having a satisfying poop ever again until menopause.

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You guys. I had the most perfect poop of my life yesterday. I think I've peaked.

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I had a ghost poop this morning! 2/3 of the log was just normal poop and then the last 1/3 was extremely pale in color. I have no idea what caused this! I've never seen anything like it before! I haven't eaten anything unusual. What the hell, poop?

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