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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:38 pm 
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I think I caught a stomach bug, because I am having the worst sad horrible poops. I might have to call in sick tomorrow if I can't stop pooping before then!


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 11:55 pm 
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I think I caught a stomach bug, because I am having the worst sad horrible poops. I might have to call in sick tomorrow if I can't stop pooping before then!

: ( Sad!

I had to take some antibiotics a few weeks ago, and my poops were great during the course and right after, but now they are unpleasant. The paper with the antibiotics said the medicine could affect intestinal stuff for like up to a couple months. Really?! Ugh. I miss my perfect vegan pooping. I poop so efficiently that my partner never knows if I went pee or took a dump. It rocks. Usually.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:41 am 
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I poop so efficiently that my partner never knows if I went pee or took a dump.


I poop efficiently too! My dude reads in there... I mean, I might have time to open a magazine, but I don't have time to read any of it before I'm done.

My poops have been more urgent lately (increasingly so over the last few years). It's a bit annoying, like when my bowels are ready, they are ready now. I can hold it for a while no problem (not always comfortable, but usually it's fine), but why don't they give me some warning?! Poop frequency or quality hasn't changed, just the urgency of when my body recognizes the need.

Maybe my signaling is messed up, it's the same way with needing to pee or being hungry. I don't notice it until I really need to pee or am super hungry, somehow those are less bothersome than the need to poop.


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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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I normally poo once a day but I went five times today and might make it six before bedtime. I ate a LOT of veggies yesterday.


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A staff member at Rs daycare told me in a concerned voice yesterday that he had pooped TWICE and they were both loose! I was sort of waiting for the point of this story until I realised that she thought that was it. Come on lady, it's apple season!

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I've been going 2 or 3 times a day for the past month or so and it's so awesome. Today it was a little delayed, though. I'm blaming the 4 pieces of pizza I had for dinner last night layered with the 2 pieces I had for breakfast (sometimes a lot of white bread or pasta will back me up). Ah well, nothing a stout cup of gutrot coffee couldn't cure.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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fiberlicious!
(oh, that was in response to amonik's post)

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I tremble to think what a daycare would say about Older Girl's poop. It has the weirdest smell AND is always loose.

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The other day I took a dump that was almost spherical, about the size of a grapefruit (it didn't feel that big going out, I think it expanded!) and it was a little bit fluffy looking. I immediately thought of this thread and was almost tempted to take a photo.

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I had a dump that looked beautifully like soft-serve ice cream. I also was trmpted to take a pic, but if I did and my husband found out I might never hear the end of it.

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It just took me 6 tries to flush one massive log. If I'd been at home, I probably wouldn't have cared as much, but I'm at work, so I was stuck in the bathroom until it went away.

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eating this Image
produces lovely, grass-green poop. just sayin.

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eating this Image
produces lovely, grass-green poop. just sayin.


Now I want to try that. For science!

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i saw you were here and i was thinking "oh please purple poop oh please purple poop"

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i saw you were here and i was thinking "oh please purple poop oh please purple poop"


If I ever have one, I'm taking a picture and sending it to you.

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guess i asked for it.....

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I've been eating porridge with apple and raisins for breakfast. It's great.

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 Post subject: Re: The poop thread!
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torque wrote:
eating this Image
produces lovely, grass-green poop. just sayin.

We once bought some horrid, off-brand fruit loop kind of cereal, and it made bright blue poop! Poop can be all parts of the rainbow!

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I just clogged the toilet! WUT, I never do this! Hasn't happened in forever.

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blame the toilet. it was having a low-flow day...

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i once added to much blue coloring to the boyfriend's bday cake...blue poop for days!


my poop is pretty runny lately. i have diarrhea all the time like 3 times or more a day. what the hell?

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I saw a perfect Type-2 from the Bristol Stool Scale the other day. It was fascinating. I thought of this thread.


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gluten ham for Christmas = thank god there was an abandoned bottle of prune juice. goddamn gluten.

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YOU GUYS. I HAD MY FIRST BEET POOP.

MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT A JUICER SO I'VE BEEN CONSUMING BEETS (i usually avoid them because they're yucky) BUT WOW BEET POOP
i thought of the ppk when i looked in the toilet

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I made juice with a single, small beet a few weeks ago and it totally overtook every other vegetable. In the glass and in the toilet. I was super confused.

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