Post Punk Kitchen Forum

For all the PPKers who are fluid bonded with male-bodied partners and don't use condoms: How do you control the messiness? I have always been completely confused about how this would work. Towels? Run really fast to the bathroom and hope you don't leak it all out on the floor?

Tell me all, wise PPK.

On a side note: I can't believe I'm starting this thread.

Injaculation.

He gets me a hand towel.

I don't even know what this means.

It's always stayed put for a while. I figure it's my fairy talent.

that means their dudes blow their loads inside them

your vagie is built for breeding!

It was my feeble attempt to be all-inclusive with regards to gender identity. Maybe if choirqueer pops in I can find out if I failed or not.

I see Adam has cleared up any confusion.

Are you serious? You defy gravity and are obviously awesome.

Ok, I misunderstood the question. It pretty much has always stayed put for me as well until I eventually mosey my way to the bathroom.

I utilize my bulldog clip-like pelvic floor and scuttle to the toilet.

Well, first you have to put a towel or a shirt down! Then the guy should give you courtesy dips on the bathroom (courtesy to the guy if there's a condom involved). It helps if the toilet is less than 4 feet away from the bed. If not, bring that towel/shirt with you. Don't forget to giggle or scream "EW IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY LEGGG"

We keep a couple of handtowels by the bed for this reason. No wet spot, and I can go to the bathroom right away for UTI control without leaking on the floor.

whose toilet is less than 4 feet from their bed?!

mine is

This.

I dated a guy once who was super prepared and kept towels by the bed... but often we'd end up on one side of the bed and the towels were on the other, so it was pretty pointless.

Just shuffling off to the bathroom has never been a problem for me.

i make him extract it with a baster.

you know, there's a reason people don't talk about these things and that reason is that these things are gross!

I have often contemplated how I would be able to shiitake if I had a lady over and she was in the bed. The solution would be to use the roomates bathroom. Lucky for me ladies dont come over.

Mine is!! Our bathroom is like a little hallway with a door at either end, and it just so happens that the toilet is just inside the door leading to the bedroom, so I can practically leap off the bed onto the toilet if I really wanted.

the only girl I was ever banging who I didnt wear a rubber with would just walk to the bathroom

it always seemed like a bummer to have to get up right after and walk to the bathroom to purge ones puss (im a wordsmith)....I would always just lay there with my condom on until I unbonered (see) and then if I was patriculiarly lazy Id do the old "tie a knot in the condom and throw it in (near) the trash can

Just stand on your head until it solidifies.

I think once there was a mess. Usually the guy was the one who needs a towel?

If clean up is required before getting dressed or...(AND taking it to the next level of grossness in 3....2...1)...assuming every individuals level of wetness will affect the runnyness after ward, A roll of paper towels strategically placed near the bed is my advice. Socks and t shirts will end up stained.

since i don't have one of those gaping caverns of a snatch, i tend to make it to the bathroom in plenty of time.