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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:31 pm 
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since i don't have one of those gaping caverns of a snatch, i tend to make it to the bathroom in plenty of time.


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2. i wanted to post something similar but didnt want to offend

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:47 pm 
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There are so many variables to consider, but in general, if I'm on the bed and it's in me, I'll just let it get on the bed. Who wants to hurry anywhere after sex?


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:53 pm 
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usually for me it stays put until i get up to pee.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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I don't have a bed-wet issue. The bigger issue for me is that it DOESN'T all come out at once and sort of periodically releases its grip on my innards at random intervals over the next 24 hrs leading to random squishes. I really like condoms.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:14 pm 
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Adam Crisis wrote:
esme wrote:
since i don't have one of those gaping caverns of a snatch, i tend to make it to the bathroom in plenty of time.


1. i love you

2. i wanted to post something similar but didnt want to offend

Or, an abundant ejaculator for a sex partner. Didn't think of that hu hu hu hu?


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:50 pm 
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Adam Crisis wrote:
esme wrote:
since i don't have one of those gaping caverns of a snatch, i tend to make it to the bathroom in plenty of time.


1. i love you

2. i wanted to post something similar but didnt want to offend

Or, an abundant ejaculator for a sex partner. Didn't think of that hu hu hu hu?

well, he's no peter north...

i don't really get the problem.

or, if it is a problem, then leave some towels or tp or tissues by the bed. this just seems like a non-issue. or, an issue with a really obvious answer.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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or, if it is a problem, then leave some towels or tp or tissues by the bed.

That's what she was looking for, not people to cop 'tudes about it.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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or, if it is a problem, then leave some towels or tp or tissues by the bed.

That's what she was looking for, not people to cop 'tudes about it.


if someone's gonna post a thread like this and call semen splooge then they should be able to handle all kinds of reactions.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:29 pm 
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I've had girls do the ol' Zoidberg shuffle to the bathroom while sporting a dangler. Others seem to keep it contained somehow.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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kibbles wrote:
esme wrote:
or, if it is a problem, then leave some towels or tp or tissues by the bed.

That's what she was looking for, not people to cop 'tudes about it.

nobody's copping a "'tude." she said she doesn't understand what people do about it. i don't understand how it couldn't be obvious what the solution is.

if you cut your finger, what do you do? run really fast to the bathroom with blood pouring down your hand? or do you wipe it off with something, walk to the bathroom/kitchen/wherever and grab a bandaid?

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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Weird, because I wipe up splooge with Band Aids.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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It generally stays put. If I'm spotting or anything, we use a towel on the bed. (Of course that may be another thread...)

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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This problem is easily solved by always taking the cream tang in the mouth.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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This:
osito wrote:
usually for me it stays put until i get up to pee.


And when it doesn't, this:
mel c wrote:
if I'm on the bed and it's in me, I'll just let it get on the bed.


We keep tissues on the night table if things get a bit messy.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:33 am 
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I don't have a bed-wet issue. The bigger issue for me is that it DOESN'T all come out at once and sort of periodically releases its grip on my innards at random intervals over the next 24 hrs leading to random squishes. I really like condoms.

Me too. Once when I was a teenager the condom broke and I was standing in a Blockbuster an hour later only to feel semen sliding down my thigh. It hasn't happened since: THANK YOU CONDOMS!


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:17 am 
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let's see. i always get up pretty soon after, because otherwise i brew the dreaded uti. and totes, i need something to keep that shiitake in place, so i usually use dazee's dirty underpants. now you know.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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alligatordisco wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
esme wrote:
since i don't have one of those gaping caverns of a snatch, i tend to make it to the bathroom in plenty of time.


1. i love you

2. i wanted to post something similar but didnt want to offend

Or, an abundant ejaculator for a sex partner. Didn't think of that hu hu hu hu?


I have been told I cream tang more than normal

My balls are always TCB and working overtime

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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Im learning something here. I didnt know that semen in the vagina can cause a UTI. That seems weird to me

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:20 am 
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It's not semen, it's that sex can force bacteria near and in the urethra so women should always get up and pee after sex to expel anything there, especially if they're prone to UTIs.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:21 am 
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Boyfriend always seems to have his towel on hand. I think he just drags it around the house with him to be prepared for any doing that may spontaneously arise. Like a horny boy scout.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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Or stay laying down and use a bed pan. Or not. If you're me.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:19 am 
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I think it depends on how juicy the gal (or person with vagina) is, and the consistency of the splooge. If it is thick sticky splooge, it should stay put for the trip to the bathroom, then come out nicely in one glob. If it is watery splooge, it's probably going to be messy, so tissues and towels are good to have on hand.
Lay on your side for a minute to let it get situated, then squeeze like you're holding your pee in and get to a bathroom. That should hold it in for the trip.

Or, just sit on his face and make him clean up the mess. He's the one who made it. (kidding)

Gross enough?


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