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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:57 am 
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Just to provoke some more nice reactions of various kinds...
This totally made me remember the sperm consistency thread from the old boards.
Especially...wait for the quote... "we call it bacon".
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:06 am 
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thanks for trying, mumbles

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:04 am 
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Im learning something here. I didnt know that semen in the vagina can cause a UTI. That seems weird to me

Semen also contains sugars, which are a great growth medium for bacteria.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:54 am 
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ijustdiedinside wrote:
you know, there's a reason people don't talk about these things and that reason is that these things are gross!


I love you. Then again, you are on the PPK. Hah!


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:20 pm 
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Do people really use tissues? That seems so inefficient. And linty.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:31 pm 
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Do people really use tissues? That seems so inefficient. And linty.


Well, it works for me, but I prefer toilet paper.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:36 pm 
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Phoenix wrote:
Just to provoke some more nice reactions of various kinds...
This totally made me remember the sperm consistency thread from the old boards.
Especially...wait for the quote... "we call it bacon".
;P


My question never really got answered in that thread.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:50 pm 
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I just got inseminated and they inserted a plastic package into my vagina to prevent semen leaking out. So you could always try that.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:52 pm 
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I just got inseminated and they inserted a plastic package into my vagina to prevent semen leaking out. So you could always try that.

Yeah, but did you get to cuddle afterwards?

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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Boyfriend always seems to have his towel on hand. I think he just drags it around the house with him to be prepared for any doing that may spontaneously arise. Like a horny boy scout.

Or maybe he just takes The Hitchhiker's Guide really seriously.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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j-dub wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
I just got inseminated and they inserted a plastic package into my vagina to prevent semen leaking out. So you could always try that.

Yeah, but did you get to cuddle afterwards?


semen collection - 150 usd
insemination - 325 usd
Not having to cuddle after - priceless

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:58 pm 
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You can't be worse than the crappy 70s porn...

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:32 pm 
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It comes out almost instantly, so I usually cup my hand under and run for the nearest towel.

I have this problem where much later, maybe 2 hours or so, lots of fluid comes out. But it's not semen like other people mentioned. It's straight gushy, water-like, pee-in-you-pants style fluid. I usually have to change my underwears it's so bad.

It's like my body is saying "Get the fork out semen! All o' ya's"


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:11 pm 
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graffitipassion wrote:
I have this problem where much later, maybe 2 hours or so, lots of fluid comes out. But it's not semen like other people mentioned. It's straight gushy, water-like, pee-in-you-pants style fluid. I usually have to change my underwears it's so bad.

It's like my body is saying "Get the fork out semen! All o' ya's"


Oh, hey! I thought I was the only freak who had this happen to them, but now I know you're a freak too!


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:17 pm 
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bathsheba wrote:
graffitipassion wrote:
I have this problem where much later, maybe 2 hours or so, lots of fluid comes out. But it's not semen like other people mentioned. It's straight gushy, water-like, pee-in-you-pants style fluid. I usually have to change my underwears it's so bad.

It's like my body is saying "Get the fork out semen! All o' ya's"


Oh, hey! I thought I was the only freak who had this happen to them, but now I know you're a freak too!

I am also a freak! This happened to me all the time when I was on the pill and had a boyfriend.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:18 pm 
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katiejayne wrote:
bathsheba wrote:
graffitipassion wrote:
I have this problem where much later, maybe 2 hours or so, lots of fluid comes out. But it's not semen like other people mentioned. It's straight gushy, water-like, pee-in-you-pants style fluid. I usually have to change my underwears it's so bad.

It's like my body is saying "Get the fork out semen! All o' ya's"


Oh, hey! I thought I was the only freak who had this happen to them, but now I know you're a freak too!

I am also a freak! This happened to me all the time when I was on the pill and had a boyfriend.

This only happened to me once. While I was at my in-law's house. Funtimes!

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:09 pm 
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We always have washcloths (in a drawer in one of the nightstands) that I slide underneath myself when Mike's done. It gushes out as soon as he pulls out - I wouldn't have time to get out of the bed, let alone to the bathroom, before it started running all over. I'm not prone to UTIs, and I usually get my turn second anyway (not a complaint - I prefer it that way), so I just wait until we're completely done to go to the bathroom.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:26 pm 
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My favourite response involves Shatner.

I can't actually remember the exact details, what with it being so long since I have actually had to worry about this, but just keep a towel by the bed. Or get up and go to the bathroom. That is what I did.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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It gushes out

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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just mumbles wrote:

ommggggg I pissed myself laughing (much like the splooge running down my legs after whoopie)


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:55 pm 
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He goes to the bathroom & gets me tp.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
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am i the only one who doesn't even care that there is semen in the bed and down my legs on the way to the toilet?


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