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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:21 pm 
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This thread has managed to give me a handful of crushes and a list of people I don't want to touch me...ever. Yay, PPK!

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:55 pm 
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i'd like to say that the reason i don't care is because i change my sheets often and usually shower after sex. or at least clean myself a little.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:21 pm 
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let's see. i always get up pretty soon after, because otherwise i brew the dreaded uti. and totes, i need something to keep that shiitake in place, so i usually use dazee's dirty underpants. now you know.

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I hate to say it, but kittee is misleading ya'll. Let me try to clarify. When kittee says, "i usually use dazee's dirty underpants," what she means by "dazee's dirty underpants" is the maid. The maid's real name is Jennifer, but we call her Dazee's Dirty Underpants. We just ring the bell, and Jennifer, or DDU, comes a-runnin', happy to be of service to her employers. BTW, we pay her a living wage.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:30 pm 
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I've had girls do the ol' Zoidberg shuffle to the bathroom while sporting a dangler. Others seem to keep it contained somehow.



I am always going to call it the "ol' Zoidberg shuffle" from now on. Thank you!

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:23 pm 
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kittee wrote:
let's see. i always get up pretty soon after, because otherwise i brew the dreaded uti. and totes, i need something to keep that shiitake in place, so i usually use dazee's dirty underpants. now you know.

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I hate to say it, but kittee is misleading ya'll. Let me try to clarify. When kittee says, "i usually use dazee's dirty underpants," what she means by "dazee's dirty underpants" is the maid. The maid's real name is Jennifer, but we call her Dazee's Dirty Underpants. We just ring the bell, and Jennifer, or DDU, comes a-runnin', happy to be of service to her employers. BTW, we pay her a living wage.


of course you pay her a living wage...you two arnt barbarians

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:52 pm 
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the only girl I was ever banging who I didnt wear a rubber with would just walk to the bathroom

it always seemed like a bummer to have to get up right after and walk to the bathroom to purge ones puss (im a wordsmith)....I would always just lay there with my condom on until I unbonered (see) and then if I was patriculiarly lazy Id do the old "tie a knot in the condom and throw it in (near) the trash can


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:50 am 
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I don't have a bed-wet issue. The bigger issue for me is that it DOESN'T all come out at once and sort of periodically releases its grip on my innards at random intervals over the next 24 hrs leading to random squishes. I really like condoms.

This. Uggg I hate it that all day I feel random gushes of custard dripping out...and it just doesn't stop...

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:43 am 
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If it is particularly messy, I have tissues by the bed. Usually, I can get up and head to the toilet without much issue. Every now and then I get to
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I don't have a bed-wet issue. The bigger issue for me is that it DOESN'T all come out at once and sort of periodically releases its grip on my innards at random intervals over the next 24 hrs leading to random squishes. I really like condoms.

I also have this problem sometimes. Usually it's just one or two squishes, so if I'm going somewhere I'll use a pantyliner. Super annoying though.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:25 am 
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I have been told I cream tang more than normal

My balls are always TCB and working overtime


TCB?

Take Charge Balls? Totally Cuppable Balls? Totally Culpable Balls? Terrorizing China Balls?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:17 pm 
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I have been told I cream tang more than normal

My balls are always TCB and working overtime


TCB?

Take Charge Balls? Totally Cuppable Balls? Totally Culpable Balls? Terrorizing China Balls?


Taking Care of Business!

But I like Terrorizing China Balls better.

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:29 pm 
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jordanpattern wrote:
Squeak wrote:
Adam Crisis wrote:
I have been told I cream tang more than normal

My balls are always TCB and working overtime


TCB?

Take Charge Balls? Totally Cuppable Balls? Totally Culpable Balls? Terrorizing China Balls?


Taking Care of Business!

But I like Terrorizing China Balls better.


of course The Canadian would recognize the BTO comment

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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:31 pm 
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The BF's splooge always ends up on my boobs or in my belly. I do have stuff that drips out, but it's just my own juice. I don't really care too much about my womanly fluid getting on the bed, but sometimes I just wipe it on my BF. He doesn't mind (because he's either asleep or half asleep by the time I wipe it on his leg), and it's like I'm marking my territory.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:54 pm 
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Splooge can be pretty gross, tends to come out in a blob when I least expect it. If I have sex with a condom though and it's at least marginally good sex my own stuff is going to go everywhere anyway (sometimes it can get a little crazy) so I'm going to have to go to the bathroom all fluid covered afterward in between the thighs (mostly) anyway. I usually can't just lay there after sex. The UTI thing was mentioned already, it's just kind of natural to go straight to the bathroom after sex.


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 Post subject: Re: A splooge related question for the PPK
PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:29 pm 
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Mouth or towel (or something from the dirty hamper that isn't gross-dirty). I like to cuddle afterward so I'd prefer not to have to immediately get up to clean up.

People don't talk enough about sex in real life. Way to go PPK.

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I try to drip/kegel it out onto a handtowel (kept by the bed) before I get up to pee. Otherwise it gets on the seat of my chair when I get in it, which is grossssss. I wish I could just run to the bathroom!


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I use condoms with my current partner but back in the day I used to just let it be, it trickles down for the next few hours...I think I actually prefer condoms.

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I just hustle over to the bathroom! But if I had a roommate and didn't want to be caught scampering to the toilet while naked, I'd probably use a tissue.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:09 pm 
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I don't even know what this means.


Sounds like "Avatar!"

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:34 am 
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Otherwise it gets on the seat of my chair when I get in it, which is grossssss. I wish I could just run to the bathroom!


eeeeeep! oh boy.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:10 am 
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I run to the bathroom unless there is cuddling, then it tends to stay put until I run to the bathroom.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:04 pm 
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This. Uggg I hate it that all day I feel random gushes of custard dripping out...and it just doesn't stop...


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