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Have you ever sneezed so hard it hurt your ovaries?
Poll ended at Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:24 am
Yes 36%  36%  [ 17 ]
No 23%  23%  [ 11 ]
What the hell? 40%  40%  [ 19 ]
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 Post subject: Weird Sneeze Poll
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:24 am 
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Is it just me? It occurred to me I've never heard anyone say anything about it, ever. I had a really unexpected sneeze yesterday while I was lying down and my ovaries were like "What the hell just happened..." and hurt for a minute. Is there an equivalent of this for men?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:40 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:43 pm 
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I have annoying little mouse sneezes--but really, just once in my life, I wouldn't mind having a knock-me-on-my-ass sneeze. I mean, I'm kind of jealous of you...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 12:48 pm 
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I have epic sneezes. You can hear it two houses over sneezes. Once, at work, I sneezed so hard I gave myself a bloody nose and shot blood all over my monitor.


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 Post subject: Re: Weird Sneeze Poll
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:18 pm 
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Yes, and I have done it coughing too. Maybe it's not really my ovaries hurting, but some lower abdominal structures are protesting.

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Has anyone had a sneeze that smelled sickly sweet? I hate those.


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And sometimes I pee when I sneeze, but usually I'm really tired and have to pee.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 3:50 pm 
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idatetattooedguys wrote:
And sometimes I pee when I sneeze, but usually I'm really tired and have to pee.


yeah....this is awful, but it happens to me too! my mom told me to do kegel exercises, but usually it just happens when i have to pee really bad and i'm on the subway or walking home from the train or something.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:18 pm 
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idatetattooedguys wrote:
Has anyone had a sneeze that smelled sickly sweet? I hate those.


I have had those. The smell is disgusting and I can't figure out what would cause it. My sneezes are messy. If I don't reach for a tissue on time, my hands will be totally soaked and boogers everywhere.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:22 pm 
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Angelina wrote:
idatetattooedguys wrote:
Has anyone had a sneeze that smelled sickly sweet? I hate those.


I have had those. The smell is disgusting and I can't figure out what would cause it. My sneezes are messy. If I don't reach for a tissue on time, my hands will be totally soaked and boogers everywhere.

Does it smell like plum sauce? Sometimes I get stalked by the smell of plum sauce for days. It's HORRIBLE but not related to sneezes, I think.

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I'm missing out on the sneeze experience.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:49 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
I'm missing out on the sneeze experience.

I also have a teeny tiny sneeze 98% of the time. Big sneezes hurt!

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tinglepants! wrote:
I have annoying little mouse sneezes--but really, just once in my life, I wouldn't mind having a knock-me-on-my-asparagus sneeze. I mean, I'm kind of jealous of you...


Me too. When I sneeze people usually say "was that real?"

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 11:01 pm 
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tinglepants! wrote:
I have annoying little mouse sneezes--but really, just once in my life, I wouldn't mind having a knock-me-on-my-asparagus sneeze. I mean, I'm kind of jealous of you...


Me too. When I sneeze people usually say "was that real?"


I don't even get "was that real?" I get, "what was that?" or, "you okay, there?"

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