Post Punk Kitchen Forum

LOL at doggystyle problems...hahah, poor girls

Speaking of doggystyle, the new ladyfriend is nice and tall (6'0) so for the first time in my tall guy life I dont have to get in a weird position for the right angle to have sex from behind. Its pretty great, no more surprise leg cramps

Awesome.

Jealous. I have to say, my husband isn't great at it, so I just don't even bother to ask for it anymore. It's become unimportant enough that I can't be arsed trying to train him.

going down on a woman is an amazing thing, every woman likes different things and reacts differently, its exciting (maybe its simlar to men and BJs?) why wouldnt someone want to be good at it?

although Ive run into a few ladies that say they "dont like that"

I don't like it unless I feel like whoever is going down on me is really into it, and that I'm not going to take too long, so they don't get bored. I love giving, but even so I don't want to have to go so long that I start getting a sore mouth!

I'm really not into it. Maybe I just haven't had someone do it that knows his way around lady-parts? The way some people talk makes it sound like the most divine thing in the world.

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!! Best.

Folks with vulvas who don't like vulva-smooching: What is your favourite way to get off with a partner? Cunnilingus is my surefire way to get off and so my husband does it and tries really hard. I have a hard time with hand-related stimulation and vaginal intercourse is nice but not orgasm-worthy.

lady on top is my go to way, and i finally found my way... i think i just needed to process my heartbreak further...

That how I always felt about cocaine

But back on topic, everyones different.

My new dude is my fourth partner-in-bed (I'm a long-term gal), and easily my favorite in that aspect. His finger-banging is magical! He went right to business—no insecurity whatsoever. Even with guys who have had plenty of experience with women, I still have to explain to them where my freakin' clit is, and they keep losing it. But not this dude. fork no. And while I'm not shallow about size, he's got it goin' on, and I have to admit that it makes a difference. I almost think we could be having intercourse at some point and I could come without a vibrator. But that said, I just bought a bullet and am looking forward to trying new positions with it so we can custard together over and over and over. Eeeeeeeek.

Also, can I just state the obvious? That I love when a guy's priority is to make me custard, and not to treat my orgasms like an after-thought or a mere bonus? No wonder I haven't been very horny until recently. My last boyfriend, who lost his virginity to me, initially thought my wetness was gross and told me this. And that was when my vagina decided to become a desert around him. TMI? Too bad.

What the hell. I can't even imagine finding lady-juices gross. Glad your new dude is so awesome!!!

good for you, girl!

Yeah, unless you are super gay, or just asexual, you should not find them gross.

This new guy is so sexually compatible with me. Man, I haven't felt this horny in years. I thought something was wrong with me, because for the last two years I had trouble getting in the mood, but sadly, maybe it was just the guy I was with...

Last night I tried out my new toy and while I didn't gush at all, I was shaking all over. I could feel my nerves tingling all the way up to my arms.

back with a vengeance.

Ooohhh yeah.

Okay all. I think I might be a sex addict.

I have this amazing crush who makes me feel frakking awesome... But when I realize I have a night free I set up a date with someone I'm pretty sure will be easy... And he was and I has sex, then I think 'damn, I'm really not attracted to this guy but I'm going to keep him in my pocket for sex just in case' and I hang out with crush, has sex, next night, not able to be with crush and very seriously debate texting pocket boy even though I just talked with best friend about how I probably shouldn't lead him on... Arrrrrrrghhhhjjjjjjjjkkkkkk.

Aaaaaannnnnfdddddddd I just texted the pocket boy.

And he's coming over.

Wow I've been really play by playing my crazy life to y'all lately. Argh loosing sanity.

When I'm not in a monogamous relationship, I almost always have a pocket boy. I don't want to have to go too long without sex, and sometimes multiple days can be too long. I don't think it's a problem as long as everyone is being safe.

I'm kinda jealous of y'all's sex drives. I wish I could want it thaaat much. But I'm getting laid again (distance), so ya know, that's cool. Its only been 3 times so far but it has gotten better and better.

Except that she's 2 hours away so it isn't going to be the most frequent. Actually, I realized that when my sex drive didn't seem like enough, it was because I was living with someone and I didn't like feeling like I wasn't putting out enough, because I'm not a huge fan of staying up past my bedtime to have sex. If I'm getting tired, I'm not into it. I have ADD focus issues as it is, so when I'm sleepy I'm not performing well enough and I don't want to. But like, not seeing someone every day makes it all teasing and sexting fun and then I can't get enough. So the moral of the story is that I apparently can't live with someone if they want a good sex life with me.

Best night ever. I've been with my partner for over five years, and in that time, we've had two kids, so we've had lots of ups and downs sexually. I basically totally lost my drive for at least a year or two in there, much to his dismay. But things are working out again, and the other night, we had the best we've ever had. Ever. Yay.

Get it, bodhi!!

And Mars, I understand your plight. D:

Actually nvm this was tmi.