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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:01 am 
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Guys. My husband has always been good at cunnilingus but lately, holy fuuuudge. Dudes. DUDES. It's been unreal.

Awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:49 pm 
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paprikapapaya wrote:
Guys. My husband has always been good at cunnilingus but lately, holy fuuuudge. Dudes. DUDES. It's been unreal.

Jealous. I have to say, my husband isn't great at it, so I just don't even bother to ask for it anymore. It's become unimportant enough that I can't be arsed trying to train him.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:25 pm 
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going down on a woman is an amazing thing, every woman likes different things and reacts differently, its exciting (maybe its simlar to men and BJs?) why wouldnt someone want to be good at it?

although Ive run into a few ladies that say they "dont like that"

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2012 2:39 pm 
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I don't like it unless I feel like whoever is going down on me is really into it, and that I'm not going to take too long, so they don't get bored. I love giving, but even so I don't want to have to go so long that I start getting a sore mouth!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:05 am 
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I'm really not into it. Maybe I just haven't had someone do it that knows his way around lady-parts? The way some people talk makes it sound like the most divine thing in the world.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:12 am 
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Oh my god, I nearly died when I read "sounded like an angry duck"!


BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA!!! Best.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:29 am 
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Folks with vulvas who don't like vulva-smooching: What is your favourite way to get off with a partner? Cunnilingus is my surefire way to get off and so my husband does it and tries really hard. I have a hard time with hand-related stimulation and vaginal intercourse is nice but not orgasm-worthy.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:34 pm 
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lady on top is my go to way, and i finally found my way... i think i just needed to process my heartbreak further...


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:13 pm 
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I'm really not into it. Maybe I just haven't had someone do it that knows his way around lady-parts? The way some people talk makes it sound like the most divine thing in the world.


That how I always felt about cocaine

But back on topic, everyones different.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:53 pm 
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My new dude is my fourth partner-in-bed (I'm a long-term gal), and easily my favorite in that aspect. His finger-banging is magical! He went right to business—no insecurity whatsoever. Even with guys who have had plenty of experience with women, I still have to explain to them where my freakin' clit is, and they keep losing it. But not this dude. fork no. And while I'm not shallow about size, he's got it goin' on, and I have to admit that it makes a difference. I almost think we could be having intercourse at some point and I could come without a vibrator. But that said, I just bought a bullet and am looking forward to trying new positions with it so we can custard together over and over and over. Eeeeeeeek.

Also, can I just state the obvious? That I love when a guy's priority is to make me custard, and not to treat my orgasms like an after-thought or a mere bonus? No wonder I haven't been very horny until recently. My last boyfriend, who lost his virginity to me, initially thought my wetness was gross and told me this. And that was when my vagina decided to become a desert around him. TMI? Too bad.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:11 pm 
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What the hell. I can't even imagine finding lady-juices gross. Glad your new dude is so awesome!!!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:17 pm 
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good for you, girl!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:16 pm 
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What the hell. I can't even imagine finding lady-juices gross. Glad your new dude is so awesome!!!



Yeah, unless you are super gay, or just asexual, you should not find them gross.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:09 am 
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This new guy is so sexually compatible with me. Man, I haven't felt this horny in years. I thought something was wrong with me, because for the last two years I had trouble getting in the mood, but sadly, maybe it was just the guy I was with...

Last night I tried out my new toy and while I didn't gush at all, I was shaking all over. I could feel my nerves tingling all the way up to my arms.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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back with a vengeance.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:18 pm 
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back with a vengeance.


Ooohhh yeah.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:25 am 
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Okay all. I think I might be a sex addict.

I have this amazing crush who makes me feel frakking awesome... But when I realize I have a night free I set up a date with someone I'm pretty sure will be easy... And he was and I has sex, then I think 'damn, I'm really not attracted to this guy but I'm going to keep him in my pocket for sex just in case' and I hang out with crush, has sex, next night, not able to be with crush and very seriously debate texting pocket boy even though I just talked with best friend about how I probably shouldn't lead him on... Arrrrrrrghhhhjjjjjjjjkkkkkk.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:34 am 
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Aaaaaannnnnfdddddddd I just texted the pocket boy.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:58 am 
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And he's coming over.

Wow I've been really play by playing my crazy life to y'all lately. Argh loosing sanity.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:22 am 
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When I'm not in a monogamous relationship, I almost always have a pocket boy. I don't want to have to go too long without sex, and sometimes multiple days can be too long. I don't think it's a problem as long as everyone is being safe.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:31 am 
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I'm kinda jealous of y'all's sex drives. I wish I could want it thaaat much. But I'm getting laid again (distance), so ya know, that's cool. Its only been 3 times so far but it has gotten better and better.

Except that she's 2 hours away so it isn't going to be the most frequent. Actually, I realized that when my sex drive didn't seem like enough, it was because I was living with someone and I didn't like feeling like I wasn't putting out enough, because I'm not a huge fan of staying up past my bedtime to have sex. If I'm getting tired, I'm not into it. I have ADD focus issues as it is, so when I'm sleepy I'm not performing well enough and I don't want to. But like, not seeing someone every day makes it all teasing and sexting fun and then I can't get enough. So the moral of the story is that I apparently can't live with someone if they want a good sex life with me.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:08 pm 
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Best night ever. I've been with my partner for over five years, and in that time, we've had two kids, so we've had lots of ups and downs sexually. I basically totally lost my drive for at least a year or two in there, much to his dismay. But things are working out again, and the other night, we had the best we've ever had. Ever. Yay.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:32 pm 
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Get it, bodhi!!

And Mars, I understand your plight. D:

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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Actually nvm this was tmi.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:40 am 
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so my guy and i have been together for 8 months now and the sex has always been mind blowingly amazing, seriously the best ive ever had (see past posts), there has always been plenty of asparagus slapping, hair pulling, gentle aggressiveness, etc. Lately though I find myself fantasizing a lot about him being really rough with me but I haven't brought it up to him directly because I wasn't sure how he'd feel about being as rough as I want him to be. I've been doing little things to gauge his reaction before dropping the bomb, "honey, i want you to blindfold me, tie me up, choke me and fork the shiitake out of me all at once." I also want to be rough with him, while I was riding him last night, I found myself with one hand on his throat at one point, with a seemingly positive reaction from him. I also got him to play with my nipples much harder than usual too. We are both big fans of nipple play, so when I saw how into being rough with mine he was, I got a little rougher with his. When we were done and laying there in post-sex bliss, I suggested nipple clamps (ive never used them but always wanted to). He said we could talk and think about it ( he was super sleepy at this point) and judging by how rough he was with my nipples this morning while I was giving him a blow job, I think he will be very receptive!

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