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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:11 pm 
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So glad my guy is okay with period sex. Sex helps my cramps so much... they were killer earlier today and now they are almost gone!


I'm always so taken aback when this isn't the case. Same when people can't drive stick shift. It just doesn't... fit into my worldview. haha


yeah i'm not into fair weather vagina users.


To be fair, I've never dated a guy that is icked out by period sex, I've just heard stories about them from too many friends. I think I'm more worried about period mess than my guy is, but I'm also the one to wash the sheets if there are leaks. The cramp relief is totally worth an occasional extra load of laundry.

I learned how to drive stick shift this year! My dude still can't... which confuses my older-generation family to no end (since, ya know, then man is supposed to be the more competent driver?).


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:19 pm 
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Heh, fair weather vagina user. This is probably the best description ever.

My ex was definitely one of those. Granted during the first day or two of my period, when a "fountain" would be a good way to describe what's going on, I wasn't really in the mood either. But after that, when I'm *maybe* spotting once or twice a day? Way to make me feel like I'm gross dude for refusing to be anywhere near me for the next week or so.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:28 pm 
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Well that was awesome! Good sex is just wonderful.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:31 pm 
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My man's birthday was this past week so yay birthday sex! I have this thing where instead of good sex satisfying my sexual appetite, it just reminds me why i was horny in the first place and then i want him more. So now i am (not) patiently waiting until i get to see him again...

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:28 am 
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My fiancé was getting all outraged last night because his girlfriend told him that she was the first man to ever make her come. "What are all the other men DOING?" he said, "It's so EASY!". Aaahaha, I love him so much.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 6:36 pm 
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By the time T gets back tomorrow night, it will have been 10 days since we've had sex because he was too stressed the couple days before he went on his trip (stress totally makes him unable to do it). Of the two of us, I'm the one who is squicked by period sex (at least during the first 2 days), but I don't even give a shiitake that my period started today. We are going to have the most amazing reunited sex, and I can't wait! I'm at least better off than him, he's had a roommate during his whole trip and hasn't felt able to stroganoff. Poor dude.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:10 am 
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I'm not looking forward to 18 days sex-free. I guess that's what I get for going on an amazing trip while my guy has to stay home and work. We're trying to get in as much as we can before I leave! And maybe it is good practice for when I'm gone for longer later this year - he'll come visit me if I go away for more than a month, I think.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:15 am 
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18 days is a long time when you're using to getting it on the regular! Can you guys have sexy skype chats? I wanted to do that with my guy while he was in Mexico this past week, but his phone wasn't working properly and also he had a roommate the whole time, so.

Only, like, 12 hours until I get to have sex! I'm looking forward to the intimacy just as much as the actual act. I love holding my guy tight and feeling so close. I had forgotten how really loving and caring about my partner makes the sex so much better for me.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:48 am 
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12 hours! Woot!
I love the cuddling and closeness too.

I'm staying with a family in Guatemala, I'll have a private bedroom, but I'm not expecting much privacy (in terms of noise carrying for stroganoff). Maybe I can be quick about it in the shower. We will skype, but prob with me at an internet cafe since I'm 90% sure I'm not taking any electronics beyond my cheap music player. I don't remember the last time I went 18 days without sexytimes, so it will be interesting!


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:01 am 
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It'll make that 19th day all the better! I'm preparing to have my mind blown later tonight. It doesn't even have to be the most awesome sex, it will just be such a relief to have it again, haha.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 8:15 am 
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I've never posted in this thread before, but I had my guy over last night. I'm so thrilled that I feel like I gotta tell everybody, including the whole internets. I squirted. It was... SO.COOL.
We've been trying for a few years to get it to happen, and I was convinced I was just destined to never ever do it and I was just one of those girls that can't - but I forking did it. I soaked everything and I wasn't even sorry.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:17 am 
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I realised I could squirt a couple of months back. I thought I was peeing myself at first.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:16 pm 
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Hehe, oh man... the word squirt and squirted... I can't tell if I love that word or hate it. I love what it is you're referring to, though. GO YOU!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:27 pm 
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I hooked up with the most beautiful woman last night. I haven't fooled around with a lady since high school...but holy crepe I forgot how much more bi I am than I act on a regular basis. Homegirl made me come twice, something no dude has ever gotten close to. Just thinking about last night is getting me off, and I'm at work! I can't feel horny at work!

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:22 pm 
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my boyfriend is pretty rad.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 1:17 am 
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I FINALLY broke my spell. But it was only out of SHEER DESPERATION, sadly. I finally caved and texted this one guy I know who's always up for it. But, I'm not that into him, so it always leaves me feeling kind of annoyed at myself. He's a really good sexual partner so it sucks I can't get more into him, but yeah there's just about 0 chemistry on my end. Oh well. I got what I wanted, and my body finally feels at ease again. Man sexual tension is really hard on my body! I was actually getting to a point where mentally I was into this dry spell.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:13 am 
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Turns out playing Super Mario Bros 3 makes for really really good foreplay...


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:31 am 
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Morgyn wrote:
My fiancé was getting all outraged last night because his girlfriend told him that she was the first man to ever make her come. "What are all the other men DOING?" he said, "It's so EASY!". Aaahaha, I love him so much.

This is perhaps the most adorable thing ever.

Staying with inlaws on their floors has lead to less than stellar sexy times. With everything else going on, having his Nan almost walk in on us kinda killed it.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 12:05 am 
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VanillaDoe, that is my dream, you are lucky. I really really want to squirt, and I've read and watched about it to learn how to no avail. I feel so comfortable with my sexual partner/fiance, so that isn't the problem. We regularly have amazing, multiple orgasm sex. I hope one day I'll be pleasantly surprised with squirting.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:18 am 
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I got home yesterday and it was sooo nice to see my guy! Having sex after that long without was pretty amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 4:47 pm 
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Dudes I can't stop thinking about it. Last night. Ugh I'm getting boners at work. Spoilers cause it be raunchy:
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I have never custard so hard, ever. That guy, wow. I came all over his face, it was forking amazing. I was yelling louder than I ever have. Fooooork.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 9:14 pm 
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Dudes I can't stop thinking about it. Last night. Ugh I'm getting boners at work. Spoilers cause it be raunchy:
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I have never custard so hard, ever. That guy, wow. I came all over his face, it was forking amazing. I was yelling louder than I ever have. Fooooork.


efff. yes.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
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meteor showers make for some seeexy times.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:19 pm 
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After a 2 week dry spell with my guy, we finally got it on this morning. We both really, really needed it. The combination of the first couple days of my period, stress on his part, a yeast infection, and then camping (we were looking forward to tent sex, but were too exhausted both nights to get it on) made for zero sexytimes. Hopefully we get back on the wagon again! It's been kind of a dry summer around here due to his stress in general, so I'm looking forward to fall and getting back in our groove of more than just weekend sex!

Because it is so. damn. good.

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 Post subject: Re: human sexual response
PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:45 am 
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Simply_Love wrote:
Heh, fair weather vagina user. This is probably the best description ever.

My ex was definitely one of those. Granted during the first day or two of my period, when a "fountain" would be a good way to describe what's going on, I wasn't really in the mood either. But after that, when I'm *maybe* spotting once or twice a day? Way to make me feel like I'm gross dude for refusing to be anywhere near me for the next week or so.


My boyfriend is like this. It makes me sad but I think he doesn't understand why it makes me sad. And to be fair he's really weird about blood in general.

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